Jaded No More

I just wish Neeld could come up with a plan to get the ball out of the defensive 50. Also I wish we were not so epically garbage.

The sun is out and I'm mildly excited about an almost certain shellacking. Go Dees!

He is incredibly smart and his law studies are really shinning through. Whether I believe the spin or not, he has done a great job recently in the media.

This is a brutal competition. I'll take any and all advantages afforded to us. God knows we need them.

Faaaaaaaark off! Someone has to stop taking a dump on our head.

Pink tutus and a fairy wand?

I've been to meeting about dresses that lasted longer than this. Be patient, this is important.

KPIs aside, surely nobody ever said to him we're cool with losing all games this year by 10+ goals. There is meeting targets and then there are overall results which nullify completely the small individual key indicators. We are a competitive sporting club that can't compete. So [censored] the KPIs.

I have resigned myself to the fact that Neeld will stay the year which gives us time to plan for a new coach. Wouldn't surprise me to see Don step back to Vice President and let someone else take the president job. After all, he was never meant to be our president and to be honest, I don't think he ever wanted to be either. Also expecting some reshuffling of the footy department. Hopefully they make Craig actually do something. In recent weeks he has been bench coaching, which is good. Hope it continues. This club is exhausting.

What. The. Fark?

I am a diehard and I stayed home because I wasn't feeling well. To put that into perspective, I went to the footy at the height of our tanking on crutches with a broken knee. I've never felt this broken.

6 Jones 5 Frawley 4 Garland 3 Dawes 2 Kent 1 Terlich

Jones is a super star. Frawley and Garland superb. Garland, in a better team, on current form, makes All Australian. Dawes good, works hard, kicks like poo. Another smashing. Another week where being a Melbourne supporter absolutely sucks!

Please please please let Frawley be ok for next week. Under 100? Pop the champagne, it's [censored] party time!!!

Back to normal programming. Thanks for a good quarter.

Rohan Bail. Fumbles galore.

And some idiots are happy for him to go if he's unhappy. Can you blame him for being unhappy? It's hard to be good when you're surrounded by [censored].

Well done Frawley and Garland. Huge game from both.

Jones goes down. Jaded has a heart attack. Jones gets up. Jaded celebrates like we won a flag.

Seriously Pederson. Just no.

I'm loving Dean Kent sick right now.

Quick- sign up Neeld for 8 more years, we are looking like winning a quarter!

Pederson. FML!

He went back in the rooms after speaking to Mission. I assume he went to get re-strapped or injected.

Never complained about anything but his goal kicking. Clark nails almost every one of his limited opportunities and I know we can't compare most players to Clark but that is his job. He has been good at everything else today.