Jaded No More

Hey, me and another 13 people are here. Don't I get appreciation for that?

Weather looking as stable as our footy club. Looking forward to another thrashing.

Well that got very wrong very quickly #nothingsinister #possiblyillegal

Nope just praised Magner's performance. Boring. About two thousand people already asked him how the knee is going. One would assume he won't know anything until Monday? Or do footballers get specialists to work for them on weekends?

He's tweeting. At least his hands are ok.

Somebody tell me Hogan hasn't done a serious injury. FFS why does the world hate us??

Welcome Glen. Now go get Roos. Many thanks.

I've suffered too much already to accept seeing that fool in a Melbourne jumper. A genuinely shizen human.

Genuinely stunning effort regardless.I'm actually excited to see him play in the finals. He should enjoy that while he can.

Nervous? Watts can more than hold his own. I've seen him do some very good interviews.

Where the ferk do I sign? Yes, yes, yes.

[censored] you Brock McLean you smug pr$ck. Your club is not exactly basking in glory either.

100% our club is not the most attractive option for a player, and we have done a woeful job developing Jack, but players who don't put in and don't perform consistently shouldn't have any right to complain about the on field state of our club. Why is it that I never hear Jones or Garland or Grimes or Trengove whinge? Their careers have been screwed by our club just as much, yet they all committed to stay and make a real difference. You want the club to be accountable, yet you don't take any accountability yourself.

Believe me when I say my workplace sucks balls, but when I'm in public and I get questioned about it, I endorse the company and our product. It's called professional conduct. Jack Watts is a smart man, and his petulant behaviour tonight was pretty pathetic.

No idea why the club OKed for him to go on the show when they are surely aware of his current mindset regarding our club. What sort of [censored] endorsement is that for our dying brand?

Sounds like he wants out. Oh well, time to go hard and nail a good trade that benefits us. I have a lot of time for Jack, and honestly I wouldn't blame him for leaving, but my god he sounds like a stuck up precious princess.

Anybody who donates their hard earned to the club, is a hero. Thank you to all of our foundation heroes.

Maybe, just like you, he enjoys the sounds of his own voice?

I too am pretty [censored] that after years of not giving two shits about VFL finals, we now decide not to contest on those grounds. Smells like horse crap to me. Maybe GC in retaliation for our treatment of little Gary have cracked the sads and had medical reports that prove Clisby caused the injury? At least that piece of crap Brown got four weeks. And let's hope we never see his face again.

And this is what makes me so nervous... They surely wouldn't have done that if they didn't have a good replacement signed and ready to go. Paul Roos? Conspiracy theory? MFCSS? Paranoia?

You won't be celebrating the end of the season with a drink, or ten, covered in toilet paper?

This season has been so bad, I believe come the end of it, Melbourne supporters will look something like this:

I filled it out. Pretty sure I scored 0 for all on-field related questions. Well I'm not gonna lie. Nice to be appreciated, now go out and win for us.

If this club wants its players to stand up for the club, the club should stand up for its players. Challenge this Melbourne.

They are GC supporters. They've been watching football for two years. They know nothing.