Jaded No More

Never has it been more obvious that without Jones we may as well forfeit matches. We lost our sh!t as soon as he came off. Defensively we are going well, but the poor use of the footy with overzealous handballing is killing us. And players who can't kick to save themselves, like Nicholson, are also killing us. Oh and a lack of forward line is also killing us. Clark plays, we win hands down.

Because I'm a sucker for pain. Thank god for Jonesy. What a star.

I will never ever support Watts down back. Ever. You have Davis who is an actual defender, yet you put Watts down back. Dumb coaching.

Say what now?!? Jones off the ground, Melbourne has won zero clearances.

Add Clisby to the list of players who can't defend. Mackenzie's speed another thing to add to the list of things that make us a crap team.

FFS Terlich is not good enough defensively. No leniency for defenders who can't defend. Might as well be another Dunn.

We won a quarter. Sing hallelujah, sing it, sing hallelujah! Gary complaining he's being blocked out of the contest.

Disgusting use of the footy. Stop handballing and start kicking. Special things happen when you hit a target by foot. Like goals and other magical stuff.

STOP [censored] FARTING AROUND WITH THE FOOTY!!! Kill me now.

Thanks Fox Footy for reminding me that we lost by 10 goals last time we met. Depressing stuff. At least Gary will put on a good show for us.

Pederson our? I feel this may be the highlight of my night.

Exciting for Davis. Worked hard and deserves a chance. Good luck to him.

I wish I cared. But this club provides one big moment of 'meh' for me right now. When will they announce something exciting?

A summary of MFC season 2013: best news of the season is when you hear your key forward is running around.

In the words of the wise philosopher B Moloney "Karma is a [censored]". Scully will get his. Of that, I am sure. Also when Hogan flattens him next year, I too will not feel any pity for him.

Biggest let down since watching Melbourne play.

No words can adequately describe the shame and the anger I feel towards this club, the playing list, the board, the administration, the coaching team. I feel disgusted being a Melbourne supporter and I can no longer bring myself to live in false hope that we will ever improve. Ever be anything but a sad joke. Only AFL support is keeping us alive right now. Perhaps mercy rules should kick in and they should pull the plug and let us die.

Can't do this anymore. Thanks for genuinely draining me emotionally and mentally. I'm out.

Grimes turnover. The perfect symbolic ending to this game.

Time to go Davey. Nathan Jones take a bow.

Well we have officially hit rock bottom. Congratulations Melbourne. Just when you don't think I could feel more disgusted at this club, here it is. [censored] you Melbourne. Just [censored] you.

[censored] you ump. You piece of [censored].

Cameron has kicked three. Great effort and he is amazing, but my god the commentary team needs to calm down. Tom Scully winning a game against us makes me sick.

Kent needs to go back to Casey.

SO MANY HANDBALLS. ENOUGH WITH HANDBALLING INTO DANGER. WHY DO WE HAVE THE STUPIDEST PLAYING LIST IN THE AFL?