Jaded No More

How are the Centre bounces today? What a disgrace!

I’m too sad about the state of affairs to be rational anymore. We are a shell of the team we were a year ago. The skill are embarrassing. The defensive effort is embarrassing. Yes we are missing players. So are they. Yes we are unfit, but that doesn’t excuse dumb decision making or a poor game plan. The excuses keep coming but we have nowhere to hide anymore. This season has been an enormous waste.

Apparently we are whingers if we expect our team not to be horrible.

Knee. It buckled. Went to get it strapped. Doesn’t look too serious.

Nothing I love more than posters who are too stupid to have a conversation so they put together a dumb throw away line. You are free to ignore the “whingers” and enjoy this spectacular game of football.

What part of our performance is acceptable to you? The ball use? Our goal kicking? Our defensive effort? This is a team that we beat by 109 points a year ago. We will be lucky to win it 12 months on, and it’s not because Carlton has improved. In fact they are missing their best 3 players.

This goal kicking is not funny anymore. It is a serious mental problem that this club has ignored for too long.

Lose this and I don’t know what Goodwin will say post game.

What the hell?!

Umpiring is pathetic. Fritsch’s kicking is a disgrace. This game is a delight.

Neal Bullen. Kill me.

Stupid autocorrect. Mary doesn’t deserve to be called names. She’s not why we are so bad!

Is Preuss a horrible ruckman or am I just used to seeing Gawn?

Mary Hore is off with a shoulder

Backline horrendous today. Defensively we are atrocious. We pay the opposition no respect.

You enjoying our quality display of football?

They didn’t make a prelim last year. We did.

Atrocious defensive running. Or lack there of. Really poor.

Oh my [censored] god. Goal kicking. Ball use. Disgusting!

Already this is the worst quality game of the year

Ball Use! Oh my [censored] god. How are we this bad? Don’t give me injuries as an excuse. Maybe late in games, but not 4 minutes in!

What. The. [censored] McDonald? This garbage ball use is destroying us.

Not going today. Frankly can’t be bothered anymore. I didn’t miss a game voluntarily under Bailey or Neeld or Roos. But I’m exhausted from this season. Gonna watch from home where I can turn it off and do something better if things go wrong as they have all season. Bring on 2020!

Will get another year and reinvent himself at half back. Should and I think will relinquish the captaincy.

The best thing we’ve done all year was take Max off when the game was beyond reach.