Jaded No More

Have you ever seen anyone so happy to kick a behind?

What The [censored]

[censored]. This. Club. We are disgusting.

Melksham hobbling. And of course we are playing him still. Get. Him. Off.

Well we are stuffed.

I swear to [censored] God if they are risking Melksham and he gets reinjured I am going to kill everyone.

Something is not ok with Gus. Really. He looks like he is not alert. What’s happening?

This game has been so costly. Hibbo now Melksham down and my eyeballs are in permanent disarray from watching this garbage. Jones standing up at the right time.

FaAaaaaark please don’t let that Melksham injury be a foot! Please please please please god help us. We are so stuffed.

What the actual [censored] Oliver?!

Can’t make the distance from 20m out. Kicks a goal from 55m out.

Is Gus ok? I ask this because I have never seen him play worse. I actually worry he may have got a hit in the head and is not 100%? Watching this is like poking my eye out with scissors. Painful and unnecessary.

Horrible. I can’t wait for it to finish. It’s rubbish to watch.

And just like that, they are in front. Lewis again just doesn’t impact the contest and goes to ground.

Gus again. Fumbles galore. Cost us a goal. We play a loose in defence and nobody is on the goal line to defend that ball. [censored] lol. This team is embarrassing.

Gus is having a mare

This season is over. Let’s finish low and draft skilled players. Yes I said skilled players. Salem would be so happy to have some friends.

We made and won finals without him. He isn’t the reason we can’t win a game.

No matter what, Goodwin refuses to play man on man. We must always leave a player loose in our back half, which makes our forwardline constantly outnumbered and playing 2 on 1. When will we learn that without proper numbers up forward we can’t influence the scoreboard, no matter how many times we bomb it in there? We cannot hit a target sure, but TMac is always playing on two defenders. And Garlett gets the ball kicked over his head and there are two loose GC players. We have no chance because we are conceding a forward.

We are a disgrace. How any team can justify those inside 50s is beyond me. 35 inside 50s for 3 goals. What a joke. We haven’t done a single thing to improve that ALL year and the season is gone. Wake up Goodwin!

[censored] this. I’m so over this pathetic game plan and our inability to hit targets. Disgusting.

OMFG HOW DID WE [censored] THIS UP?’

Sorry but Keilty is not AFL ready.

Embarrassing stuff.

More like it could go nowhere... near a goal