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Harmes looks hamstrung - Bedford or Dunstan, or perhaps even a debut for Laurie? And undoubtedly the MRO will suspend no-name player Chandler (and let Ryan off) so maybe Bedford back into his specialist position unless he gets a full gig for Harmes.

OMG Underwood just goes on and on about Jackson “coming home”! Like a dog with a bone. And she has only just tweaked that a 74 point margin maybe means something to Demons at Optus!

74 points at Optus 🧐

FMD - in the back against Kozzie. What gutless biased umpiring. Yet they demand respect 😱

She has gone from bad to extremely awful. Her attempts at puns and jokes are cringeworthy

Frittata!! About time. Haven’t seen all the game and heard very little of the commentary but what I have heard is just bloody awful.

Why is that not 50 against Cripps on Brayshaw (other than the obvious gutless Optus umpiring)

So her judgement is as bad as her commentary and her voice 😱

But the thing is we won’t.

How will they explain Ryan’s head high bump as not a head high bump. Obscene.

How in any universe was that not 50 for dissent - the most blatant and persistent that I have seen in years. How will AFL HQ excuse that weak biased home crowd excuse for an umpiring decision?

Certainly way off the boil since quarter time. 1 goal 4 behinds each. Not at all inspiring.

Underwhelming second quarter.

All our forwards show intense defensive pressure when they don’t have the ball: if Weed doesn’t find this he will not progress. Sadly. He has good skills.

What position is Turner playing (as much as anyone play a position)? Maybe should say rôle. Whose rôle does he “play like”?

Emphasising the utter absurdity of this rule.

Save that for September, like 2021?

If we use 6-6-6 to our advantage and bang bang bang <repeat repeatedly> then they won’t get a chance to pack the backline.

I still have nightmares of the feeble capitulation to the EssUndone VFL side a few years back. I actually found it hard to take our team seriously for the next 12 months or so. Guys - please don’t let that happen My MFCSS could become terminal.

Maybe the players are playing for Lord Jimmy, and not Ben, or the club. They just hope he can bring an injection of enthusiasm (or at least an injection of something). 🙄

Cats defence can be very loose - only saw snippets if the game but they often don’t match up then give a serve to their teammates. Look around with their arms out as if “it wasn’t my man”! And I just loved that in round 23 2021, last mark of the day by some big guy in rednblue

Good luck in your quest to “ensure a police presence” when they can’t even attend all crime scenes. And maybe you could ask Gill to fund private security? Perhaps transferring some of the token wand wavers from the MCG gate - has anyone ever seen them detect anything at all?

Came from their academy - before the rules changed to screw us.

Scrap Cazaly and play Its a Grand Old Flag over and over Supporters? Who are they? Oh, you surely mean sponsors. Unreleased seperate polling of big business, corporate box owners and polo players had vastly different findings. And frankly WGAF about NRL fans.

You have not misread this mish mash dogs dinner of a competition with an odd number of teams, multiple byes, long interstate trips for part time players who also have real jobs, little regard for integrating VFL and AFL schedules. In other words a complete mess. Mitch Brown presumably is a round about insurance for Max (releases TMCD as ruck back up).