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Accurate kicking from Grimes and lots of it. Who'd have thunk?

Vanders is a bl**dy star!

Didn't know what you meant till I googled it. Then I found a picture of a bloke who looks a lot like Saty. Perhaps he was standing on a scooter?

I always thought dyslexia was a cruel term for the sufferer to have to read. It would come out as lexdyslia.

Can't believe our lack of run to give the kicker a range of options whenever we had it. That's just a basic requirement in a team: work hard for your teammates.

What's he like in the midfield? Plenty of opportunities at the Dees.

You've obviously never had a pet hamster. Their p stinks.

That was so obvious DHD that he was caught on a dangling hand line.....with no worm and no hook....

And charges you for personal attention - in 6 minute time slots!

And I bet the Pygmy marmoset is thanking the gods it was already dead.

Been offline for a few days and just managed to catch up. Geez you guys / gals / trannies can get way off track. Don't you peeps get it? What really matters is the Dees first and foremost, then secondary interests such as wine, meat, and meat marinated in wine, then any thing else as minor space fillers. Now, getting even further off track, how does a bare arse on a marmoset skin Benz seat make it into the hallowed halls of this thread? Where are the mods of taste and decorum? Why is the Earl sitting on the sidelines instead of writing a letter to HRH Lizzie and requesting a royal inquiry?

Salem Brayshaw Hogan Michie What a great bunch of young heroes coming through. And that's without Viney, Kent, Petracca etc.

Watching at the Leighoak now. First time I've been here since I stopped playing cricket 23 years ago and it was our 'club rooms'. 3 TVs going, all on the game and about 40 hardy but vocal souls watching. Plenty of pokie players adding to the club's coffers too. I can tell you they're not big on Watts here.

Wow. Just Wow. I'm having what he's having.

"Say ccchhello to my liddle frend"

Now that's a new one - the Wolverine Frog. What does it turn into on a full moon night?

Jazza, I think it's an alternative to waxing. For hirsute people. But I've never seen a hairy frog.

Any chance of lifting the standards of this thread a little? What's the latest on banana prices, wasps in the vineyards, almond milk smoothies, single malts, heathcote shiraz etc? Anything but discussion about our round 2 debacle.

I was going to say we were just pathetic, but I think this is more to the point.

Jesse-lenko you beauty!

Frost in the ruck for the throw in.

What a spoil Tommy Mac!

Blddy Euro wasps. I might have to switch over to boutique beers. The Byron Brewery does a nice tasting platter of 6 for $18. Hope the German wasps among them don't start going after hops as well.

Hoping to find a pub in Byron that shows the game with full audio. Taking a break from Bluesfest to watch the footy today and tomorrow. The Tigers fan with us is happy, while the Bombers and Roos fans I'm on holiday with remain hopeful, along with me.