Everything posted by John Crow Batty
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Coronavirus & Other Sports
I still haven’t forgiven Christopher Columbus for discovering America and bringing back syphilis to the civilised world. They could play games in empty stadiums like they do in Europe sometimes. Imagine round one at Optus and no partisan hordes to scream, yell and intimidate umpires. Should put WC right off their game
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Coronavirus & Other Sports
I still haven’t forgiven Christopher Columbus for discovering America and bringing back syphilis to the civilised world.
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Goodwin: 'We were the worst side in the history of the game'
Durians kill more people than sharks. That is a fact.
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Goodwin: 'We were the worst side in the history of the game'
Like us sharing a sleeping bag with a homeless drunk on a cold windy night camped under the Bolte Bridge flyover. The only comfort and pleasure is from us sleeping on the lee side of the wind.
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Petracca signs on until 2022
Well he’s got to put in three cracking seasons if he wants to cash in big with FA. Hopefully we will have a couple of flags by then with his input. He has put the pressure on himself to perform by taking this deal.
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Jack Viney "All In"
As long as he gets “all in” and turns up when it counts.
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Max Gawn is Captain in 2020
This should be a challenge for Jack to take his game to the next level. He is still in the prime of his career with tangible success waiting to be grasped. If losing the captaincy affects him negatively it just proves he was never made of the right stuff to begin with.
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Max Gawn is Captain in 2020
Our previous leadership was like the hierarchy of a disfunctional wanky restaurant. We had an executive chef, head chef, sous chef, chef de partie, patisserie chef, sauté chef and commis chef lording over the kitchen porters and dishwashers. No wonder the broth spoils and we don’t need too many chefs to fry sausages.
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Petracca Closes in on New Deal
I might change my opinion if he tears up WC in pressure cooker Optus Stadium. A blinder in a low intensity practice game promises everything but proves nothing.
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Max Gawn is Captain in 2020
Congratulation to Max and Jack on their new roles. Hope this is a genuine new era of leadership that expunges the wishy washy and confused leadership structures we have seen in the the past decade.
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Petracca Closes in on New Deal
Well said. At the moment still a jack of all trades but master of none and a poor mans Dustin Martin. The promise is there and so are the ifs and buts. I am concerned about signing him up early on a big deal because he hasn’t shown any tangible consistency and output. We may have to pay a higher price later but if he delivers he will be worth it.
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Goodwin: 'We were the worst side in the history of the game'
Not really a valid comparison when those sides were mostly amateur and suburban in nature. When we were good we were mostly amateur and suburban. We were woefully bad when we were a club in the premier elite professional competition with highly paid players, coaches and administrators. If the quote is correct by Goodwin then it’s a relief to hear an offical acknowledgement of the obvious. Ostrichism has been a plague on this club for decades.
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POSTGAME: MS01 vs Adelaide
It’s only the first game but very impressed with Petracca’s effort. My wish is that he bookends this performance in the last game of the season. The flag will be ours.
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Gawn Set to Be Named Sole Captain
Good, I never warmed to two co-captains who would rather eat the football than share it with their team mates.
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First Round - All booked!!
Yes, I am an interstate or Country member. Allowed one free ticket or purchase up to four tickets.
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First Round - All booked!!
Got an email today from the club that tickets for round one in Perth will be available from Monday 24th of February.
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First Round - All booked!!
According to the Optus Oval website, general admission tickets are on sale from 28th of February. Even though this is round one I doubt it will be a complete sell out. Our last game there in May 2019 was only about 70% full. Capacity is over 60,000 I believe. I’ll buy one if I can’t get a ticket through my membership. https://optusstadium.com.au/whats-on/afl-round-1-west-coast-v-melbourne
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Where are they now - Rod Grinter
Despite kicking 4 goals that was one of his worst ever games for us. He gave away a free kick before the first bounce that resulted in a goal to I believe to Chris Waterman who ended up kicking 6 goals. That set the tone for a horrendous first half. Loose and undisciplined and over reacted to WC’s hostile tactics. He atoned somewhat in the second half when shifted forward but as you say too late. In the last minute of the 87 prelim he gave away that free to Buckenara but it was desperate lunge on the fast leading Buckenara on the end of a perfect pass who was always was going to take the mark anyway. It was professional foul and could have easily not been called in the high heat and intensity of the last few minutes.
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11 Flags for Ex-Dees
Arguably the most underpaid 4 time premiership player in the modern game. When he played for us he used to work at Swan Auctions in Richmond manhandling furniture. Struggles with the demon drink cursed him. In today’s games with the right attitude he would be worth close to a million a season.
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11 Flags for Ex-Dees
Yep, something like the old Fitz-Patrick rhyme that used to go around in the old days.
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11 Flags for Ex-Dees
He needed a strong alpha male coach to guide him. He was lucky he ended up with Leigh Mathews. I have met him and he seemed decent enough though a little rough around the edges. I heard a story that he witnessed something not involving him quite shocking and unprintable whilst at Fitzroy.
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11 Flags for Ex-Dees
Yes, he was a bad boy.
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The Co-Captain Model
If Viney was demoted and it causes the issues you mention it just confirms this club is a bunch of [censored] losers and a lost cause.
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The Co-Captain Model
Why the hell is this captaincy issue taking so long to sort out? Name Gawn and be done with it. What’s the point for speculation to drag on for 6 months? Not impressed.
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2020 Melbourne Membership Packs
If we also had 88,000 plus members I guess we could afford to lower the price as well. It’s like Made in China but with quality over there. Our low numbers have absolutely nothing to do with price.