Bitter but optimistic

Seems like Stuie has skulked off Demon. Wouldn't be the first time.

You're getting silly already Stu - calm down.

Christ Stu, I thought you'd be banned for the shite you wrote on "your" Mitch Clark thread. WTF have Birkenstocks got to do with anything? BTW. Leave the caravan park and improve your life.

Serious discussion my fat arse. I'll give you vitriol! Unless you can say something positive Saty, [censored] off to 'ology! Just sayin!

I cannot understand this notion of not hating other teams. You barrack for Melbourne - therefore you hate everyone else. I'll concede that there are degrees of hate. For example I hate Carlton but I hate Richmond even more. I cannot understand anything outside these parameters. I had a few fights in Clifton Hill to support this rule.

Where have you been F l o g? I'll just have dinner then I'll vent my spleen on you. Don't go away.

Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.

Fine friend you are Biff! I'm at a moral and spiritual crossroad and you're only interested in a crossword.

No, as I understand it, the Gat dwellers eat their own.

You borewood boys really do have a sadistic streak. Stuies even more boring than Moon.

Had exactly the same thoughts Song. We'll struggle against both those sides. And .... just compare GWS with three big gun forwards to us with three big gun forwards.

Now don't split hairs "hard" - I'm talking about the find of 2014.

I presume the vultures are top of the tree at the Gat.

It's bloody amazing. I ask for advice about my computer and I get Jack. I mention violence and killing and you blokes are all over it. Perhaps the sanctimonious ones on the Clark thread would have been more sympathetic

Listen Barn, there's a bloke named Stuie who posts on Dland - I reckon you and him are made for each other.

You can obviously see things in black and white OD.

Good point but I don't want to offend Lordweaver. Besides he'd probably dish out some left wing advice to give out more food to convince the Magies to change their colours.

At this stage JKH but it will take most of the season to come up with a definitive answer.

Now that Poonie is going to sleep, I can ask for some sensible advice. I have a moral problem. Each night , a little earlier than now, a family of magpies arrive to cadge a free meal. They are the avian equivalent of dole bludgers. (They probably nest near the Gat.) The "lads" hate anything "magpie" and demand that I shoot them. I feel this would go against my green credentials. So I propose shooting the parents. Not only would this remove two parasites but it would serve as a timely lesson to the young ones and give them the opportunity to reform. As I have been unable to contact Lordweaver for his spiritual guidance I am asking for assistance in this matter.

Hope you had better luck than me

Well he is a Dees supporter but he punts for his pocket not from his heart. Further,he has none of the various vices of his father and thus is rich. I will find out his prediction but I'm not sure he'll punt. Many knock the younger generation but the smart ones are far smarter than their parents. Forgive my digression.

BTW, on the subject of footy punting - my son put $50 to win $600 on GWS. That shits me!

Before you do, put some of your vast wealth on it. Pay for the cruise. You'd probably get good odds on SB kicking a match winning six

FFS give it a break you blokes. Let the posters post and the moderators moderate. Leave the sanctimonious moralising alone.

Save those witty retorts for F l o g Moonie. They will probably impress him.