Bitter but optimistic

Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!

Jeeezus Biff! I've had a lot to drink and am very fragile!! Nasty tastes are bubbling up!

OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".

Guilty on all counts and loving it! Perhaps dc and myself are the only honest perverts on this site....... No stupid comment ... I love Dland for the extravagant number of perverts and sickos on it

You would make spectacular road kill fl og!

It's a sport with benefits!

Err well yes ... thanks for sharing that dc. Obviously some of your sessions with the blue rinsers require external input. It seems I have underestimated some activities in not so Borewood

He's a bit of a sicko dc!

Stick to your usual "cheap whine" Moonie and don't bother me further tonight.

I'm glad I did not mention some of daisycutter's other foibles. Let's just say he puts new meaning into the the old footy term Jockstrap. I'd better leave it at that.

It's called Heirloom Shiraz from the Barossa. Cheap but a very rich "mouth filler"

I like it Clit! No ifs or buts (I know you don't do butts). Now I know who we'll pick. Christ I think I'll put a bet on!

Both look like pillow biters to me.

Jim Nasium is a mate - good bloke!

You'd reckon going into the draft with picks 2 and 3 was win/win. My Optimistic side reckons you'd be a certainty to pick up a couple of guns who'd carry you into the finals. But my Bitter side is fully in control now. How many times in the last few years have we had top draft picks? FMD! We are a career ending side. I imagine those young blokes are [censored] themselves at the the prospect of Melbourne drafting them. FMD!! How will we escape from the [censored] up we are in?

Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome. I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.

Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms. The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out. Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.

You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?

Perhaps a renewal of the "Wigg (sic) Supremacy"?

I wonder if any of the blue rinsers that daisycutter sh ags mercilessly ever come on board as Dees supporters? I'm guessing he makes them play "dress ups" - short jumpers, maybe dressing gowns, old fashioned goal umpire coats with nothing underneath etc ... etc..! He may even blow .... a whistle ... at crucial moments!!

You're all over the board Clit - I'm guessing you're pizzed early tonight!

Nah! He's too busy trying to devise a way of readily deleting the fine reading that Biffen and my good self provide. Philistine that he is..

I know bugger all about this guy - can someone provide a synopsis?

This is not related to Tony Scabbott but Biffen is really pizzed off at the libs now,since it has emerged that they have been trying to cut in on his porno film business.