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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. You'd reckon going into the draft with picks 2 and 3 was win/win. My Optimistic side reckons you'd be a certainty to pick up a couple of guns who'd carry you into the finals. But my Bitter side is fully in control now. How many times in the last few years have we had top draft picks? FMD! We are a career ending side. I imagine those young blokes are [censored] themselves at the the prospect of Melbourne drafting them. FMD!! How will we escape from the [censored] up we are in?
  2. Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome. I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.
  3. Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms. The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out. Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.
  4. You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?
  5. I wonder if any of the blue rinsers that daisycutter sh ags mercilessly ever come on board as Dees supporters? I'm guessing he makes them play "dress ups" - short jumpers, maybe dressing gowns, old fashioned goal umpire coats with nothing underneath etc ... etc..! He may even blow .... a whistle ... at crucial moments!!
  6. You're all over the board Clit - I'm guessing you're pizzed early tonight!
  7. Nah! He's too busy trying to devise a way of readily deleting the fine reading that Biffen and my good self provide. Philistine that he is..
  8. This is not related to Tony Scabbott but Biffen is really pizzed off at the libs now,since it has emerged that they have been trying to cut in on his porno film business.
  9. Just happen to be listening to SEN about 2 hours ago. Apparently the saints were going for him in the PSD.
  10. Could be worse Chook. You could be reincarnated as a crab on the private parts of one of Biffen's girls
  11. Flo gg er, I reckon your most serious crush is on the palm of your hand. Although I'll grant you maybe fickle .... " I love you left hand" .... " Er no I really love you right hand" ... " Well actually, I love you both.. "!!!
  12. Love to hear more uncle but I have to go .... late supper with a "niece"!
  13. "UncleWithBenefits"!! Welcome! Welcome to to Demonland! I can already tell you are a man after my own heart. You can call me Uncle Bitter in future correspondence !
  14. I didn't expect a real man like yourself to be making those suggestions Crint!! What's going on?
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