Bitter but optimistic

Farmers don't "chip in" they accept - as a god given right - from the the government!

But he is (verb to be) ignoramus!

Your response please Jizza!

Indeed, I like it that way it is also. I have only been threatened twice by parents - but as I am a big bastard I have laughed it off!

Well let's get down to it Jizz! Should I pay for this kid's glasses? The family's [censored] so they can't. Unfortunately there are are no grants from the dept of Ag or anyone else.. She's not a cow ..She's a person ... what does a dumb teacher do?

Here’s the deal deal Jizza. I’m about over ignorant and uninformed criticism of teachers. I teach year nine kids who , at the start of this year, didn’t give a [censored] about anything. Now about about half of them have a go and submit their work ! I’m proud of that. Instead of fondling Buttercup the cow, I’m currently dealing with a kid who can’t see what’s going on because her father punched her in the face and broke her glasses. I’m paying the optometrists bill to sort this out. I’m not trying to promote myself as a hero here, I’m just saying that I’m sick of simplistic criticism. And BTW . I enjoy butter and cheese – so I’m not denigrating your job either.

Ha Ha. I'm not going to allow you that escape route Jizz! Fess up and admit that teachers made you the [censored] you are!

"Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]" You gotta be taking the [censored] surely Jizz? Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done. FMD Jizz what century are you living in? But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then I'm not sure what you mean by that Jizz. Skilled teachers "do not stand over kids" they encourage, support and positively reinforce kid'sself image so that they can reach their potential

Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk. Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease. And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax. How’s that for education Jizza!

Henrieta and now Garlett for SFA -not too bad at all!

When you complete your ascension up the ranks of peerage Earl,you may consider adding "turds rampant" to your coat of arms.

and things usually look a bit ordinary post partum.

You're an old tamperer dc( or is that a tamperer of olds?) . Either way - you can speak with authority on this matter.

His ability to play in finals is of little consequence if he is coming to us!!

Good

KNEW you ignoramus!!!

Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!! BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

"What? Live on prostitution? My Romsey oath I would!' I'm going to bed - you are without morals Biffen.

" I'd knock him down and [censored] him" said the master from Romsey

Reading your banal posts is more likely to make my head spin off Moonie!

And what about those Gatwick girls who said they loved me for what I am? Was this all part of your cruel plot ? You are so cruel - I've been going to the the gym and sweating because I thought those girls loved me. The "Lads" saw through your money making plots but I, a rural innocent could not!

Any chance of a refund for those "personal services" you incurred on my credit card biff? That would give me some solace.

Anyway Moon, you're old mate Demoneyes has been bemoaning the absolute stupidity and lack of intellectual content on this thread. Now you come along. I reckon Clint is well in front of the game.

Necessary however.

Hope you washed your hands before touching the keyboard!