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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Good point Jack. Viney was a bargain at pick 24(?) and I believe the Toump will become a player.
  2. Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least
  3. How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain. As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased. Makes a long drive bareable.
  4. I'm done with you cretins! The squeeze is going to give me a massage while we watch a movie (don't care which one as I've just opened a free Heathcote Shiraz) . Ergo you can all GAGF!
  5. To think of your sticky stained, chemically infected hands touching the precious symbol - ugh!
  6. What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.
  7. There is a certain other player who doesn't display "an appetite for the contest" yet gets a regular gig!!
  8. Ha ha good point dc. I no longer give a FF!! I simply go with the version of spell cheque that the computer accepts.
  9. Come come dc ...don't be coy. I'm sure that many bluerinsers still play the game and, subsequently, play your sordid little game.
  10. It is the company I associate with that makes me quite cognizant of such distinctions dc!
  11. It's marvelous what an illiterate Fl og can come up with. I wonder if Fl og is poor? To be poor and illiterate must be terrible. Like an accident of birth - such as being born in the Congo.
  12. Well to be truthful, It wasn't actually a sale. I like to upgrade to the current model.
  13. Sorry dc , I forgot you are from Borewood and obviously poor. My latex latest Merc was sold to me by a delightful young saleswomen.
  14. Physique , strength , skill - he had it all. All of us can remember Cole's great moments - some of them Ablett like. However, it seems the di c k head card overcomes all. Like the "Joker" in Euchre .
  15. If you had completed proper research Fl og, you would realize I'd already explained this case of mistaken identity. ( in fact I even mistook myself) Biff is a usurer Mable - he fits in well with lawyers and car salespersons.
  16. Profound question dc and far too complex to examine here.Essentially I just do the flogging and ignore such moral complexities - it is the best way all round.
  17. Good point bb. Biffen's poor associates at the Gat aren't overly endowed ivory wise. Biffen himself used to confuse me because he had a big smile one day and a collapsed jaw the next. I thought it was to do with profit but it turned out he was sharing false teeth with one of his girls. It was dependent on the nature of the booking apparently. Anyway bb, i reckon cream cake , sponge etc would never be a problem but a big fruit cake - who knows?
  18. Dead set correct Hard - I've spent years dealing in abuse - confirmation or truth only confounds the matter!
  19. Well you have no idea dc!The lads have a short wave in the barn and listen to "voice of the Andes". Unfortunately it is in some wog language and the lads refuse to translate it..
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