Bitter but optimistic

What are you currently beating Biff?

nOW THAT'S bs pAUL.. If one cannot enjoy one's social and economic superiority what is the world coming to? What is life all about? Why do you think I drive a Merc rather than a Toyota? Look at Earl Hood for example - he even has a servant to put paste on his toothbrush!! I am quite happy to remain superior.

FMD!! I have totally lost touch with the modern world........ TFFT!!!!

Can't imagine anyone would have it in for you Stu.

WTF is a moxy bb? Sick [censored]? .....................................[ pu ssy] ?

I'm in!! The girls are always good for some great casseroles and sangos - and sweeties like (my favourite) jelly slice.

This is why I love Demonland!! The only thing we agree on is the misfortune of others!!

Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

Haha - you are disgustingly funny!!!

You will hear from my legal team foul!!

Agreed Maggot. The Monster will win the hit outs. So much as I like Spencer, I cant see any value including him because we cant be sure of his value up forward. So do we go with Pedo to support Jamar in at least trying to stop the Monster directing his hit outs and giving another marking option or do we go with a burrower to make a contest at ball ups etc?

Karma can be a bit ch RL!

Good point Jack. Viney was a bargain at pick 24(?) and I believe the Toump will become a player.

I'll accept most awards dc - but not the bronze.

Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain. As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased. Makes a long drive bareable.

I'm done with you cretins! The squeeze is going to give me a massage while we watch a movie (don't care which one as I've just opened a free Heathcote Shiraz) . Ergo you can all GAGF!

To think of your sticky stained, chemically infected hands touching the precious symbol - ugh!

Barbarian.

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

How come you were off the drugs long enough to work that out?

In vino veritas. Selamat tidur.

There is a certain other player who doesn't display "an appetite for the contest" yet gets a regular gig!!

Ha ha good point dc. I no longer give a FF!! I simply go with the version of spell cheque that the computer accepts.