Bitter but optimistic

I think you have larger concerns than that Biff!!

Thank you picket - based on your recommendation I will immediately cross that movie off my "to see" list!

I suppose we have a bit in common Ernie - attracted the sheilas, adventurers, second rate writers - but at least I haven't topped myself!!

Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me. However, dare I ask Mable Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!

You're getting sillier and sillier picket!!

I'm quite disappointed that my shirt didn't arrive today as I'd been preparing my false personas for Saturday.

Incorrect Choke! I am simply an overgenerous soul who just goes out of his way to help others out but is often taken advantage of. PS. Yes I am very rich but I am quite modest about having a lavish property and driving a simple Merc.

After a convoluted experience ( I suppose I'm used to them) I am reregistered. What sort of a shitfull organisation forgets me anyway?

While many appear to be having their bit of fun at their Uncle's expense I have been (fruitlessly) trying to track down Biffen - the most immoderate of all. I allowed him to borrow some ..err ..specialist equipment of mine which has not been returned as agreed. He has subsequently boldly informed all that he attended a teenagers birthday party. Now put those two facts together and you can see the urgency of my search. Please have him contact me immediately. BTW. Who is attending on Saturday?

We should get some advice from StKilda on this aspect of the game.

I am afraid that the world is driving me to an existence where one is rarely sober.

You are a national treasure Mable. I hope the people of your native Cameroon recognise this!

Why?

Calf injuries are lingering and recurring bastards - particularly as you get older.

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed! I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!! Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

Could be fun!! I've ordered one and if people ask who I am I'll give a false name and insult them - Can't wait!!!!

AFL 360 a few mins ago.

You talking sex again picket? Well I agree, Jane has a nice Bunn.

Just watched it too Jack. FMD, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The poor dumb [censored] still believes they were hard done by - an injustice. And what about the claim that they were given written assurances that everthing was legal and above board etc !!!!

Haven't really thought about the other games yet but I do have a good feeling about Melbourne this week. First round games ( and a lot of other rounds) haven't been kind to us in recent years but I have seen real improvement in us and there is a confident and positive vibe about the club. Big Max has to at least break even with Mummy. This is crucial or we are stuffed. GWS have some good mids but so do we now and Jones, Vince , Brayshaw and Viney can mix it in any company. I reckon Oliver will play and provide some surprises. Add VDB's muscle and a cameo or two from Jeffy and we'll do ok. Bugge may prove a real pest. If JW produces he'll prove a headache to a Hogan focussed defence and our backs can handle their weakened forward line. Dees by 24 points.

And .. just before I depart - you're a dirty [censored] too picket.

Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita. DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino. Good night!!

I'm just about done in. A few of Biffen's inane drug [censored] comments would just about finish me. Talking to a dead writer does that to you. Actually it's very like having a discussion with Stuie.

And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.