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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Come on Frog don't act the innocent. All this talk about "snakes" ( clear phallic reference) and as for lemurs, Freudian transference if ever I've seen it. There must be many a bawdy house between your residences that are "hundreds of kilometres apart". I'll bet you've hammered the CC.
  2. My contract was terminated prematurely.
  3. Now that is the wisdom of a man who has visited a brothel or two (research purposes only of course) and failed to intercept the statement!!
  4. Jeez! There are some memories there!! Best you take this down before OD is next online. There are matters I'm sure he'd rather forget.
  5. Ha Ha that's good. I'm not into horticulture (spelt that way).
  6. In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread. I cast no nastursians. " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"
  7. I would just like to set the record straight on my lunch with Biffen as mentioned on the training thread. We did not go to The Gat as Biffen insisted he knew a classy place. It was hidden away in a dark alleyway. The clientele were a combination of ne er- do- wells, streetwalkers taking a break, and meth heads. Biffen chose the wine which was poured from 2 litre plastic containers. He said the better wines only came in 2 litres while the lesser quality stuff was in drums. I became suspicious of the food when I noticed strange green spots on the dinner rolls. Biff assured me this was OK. I cannot remember what I ate. I suspect my memory has been suppressed as a sanity defence mechanism. I paid, and now both my credit card and Biffen are missing.
  8. Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.
  9. Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)
  10. Excuse me for being a pedant H-, but don't you mean "I've seen those before"?
  11. I am not a vagrant!!
  12. No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.
  13. A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility. Understand. I have had similar issues with telstra. The problem is usually made worse because you are speaking to someone a zillion k's away who does not give a flyer.
  14. It was a serious question. I don't have Foxtel IQ - I simply pay a monthly fee for a plan that gives access to certain stations. In my world a harddrive is part of my computer and Foxtel is pay tv - The twains don't meet.
  15. How could Foxtel touch your hard drive?
  16. Yeah he should follow Biffen's example and post smut. A much better use of technology.
  17. That is an historic image of The Gat Fl og. The portrait on the wall is probably one of Biffen's ancestors. (Although, as I understand it, due to some scandalous activities, the lineage is not clear.)
  18. Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.
  19. If WJ is making reference to DH Derryn then it shames me to think I support the same club.
  20. Well it has its share of fairy tails.
  21. Business is business Biff - you, of all people, should know that!
  22. Yes well there are always a few that have particular uses for the old mac even when it is not raining. However I imagine they are more likely to be found around The Gat or, heaven forbid, The Pines.
  23. There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.
  24. Well I have been reading the Book of sister Doris but .. you are correct .. the fires are tormenting me and I have sought solace ( perhaps overmuch) in the demon drink to quench them. Biffen and DC have led me astray and I fear more pennance is required.
  25. Oh honey Picture me upon your knee, With teat for two and two for teat, Just me for you and you for me, alone! Nobody near us, to see us or hear us, No friends or relations on weekend vacations