Bitter but optimistic

Now list care flo , unless you writ improve , Im goin to have the good dr beet yu with his big bambo

He's staying!!!!

He's gone!!

I would have thought an afficianado like yourself doctor, would choose a reliable Singaporean rattan !"

That is [censored] funny!!!!

Fair call 'bub but I reckon Heppell is up to the challenge!

These nab games hold a real interest for me for a number of reasons. I want Hogan and Garlett to kick some goals and reassure me that they are going to provide our main firepower again. A few from Kent would also be nice! I believe there is an 8 man bench so hopefully we get a good look at the new guys. Port has a handy midfield so there should be a chance to see how Oliver stands up physically among some hard bodies. I also look forward to seeing Hulet (spelling) who has been talked up and Kennedy who I wouldn't know if he ran over me. Pedo gets a lot of bad press here but I like his tenacity so I hope some good nab performances earn him a game. Grimes is another I hope does well and of course Our boy Jack always provides more questions than answers And finally my pick on the break out thread Van Demon.

Perhaps Heppell's role is to make Robbo appear articulate?

As usual Moonie - a vulgar attempt at humour that is offensive on multiple levels I shall report you to the good doctor , who I am sure, will give you a jolly good flogging.

Good god man!!! Pull yourself together while you still can. Malbecs ! Merlots!!! At least you didn't stoop to Sangiovese! No wonder you got stitched up with guava paste. Stick to a good Aussie Shiraz from S A or central Vic. I'm twice the man for it.

Before or after he walked across the Yarra Pipe?

Two bottles of decent Shiraz per day is a far better health option Earl. Also, spend more time with the servants- calories a plenty can be burned off exercising with the maids.

And people ( including mods) think I write [censored]!!!!!

My maids refuse to dress up as altar boys.

If we need Roos to stay, then he hasn't done his job!

Sorry to disappoint you do but all the banana trees I saw are only growing plastic bags Just head to Borewood pineapple and ingratiate yourself into a morning tea or euchre party. Dc has the bluerinsers primed and ready ( BTW bluerinsers just autocorrected to blue inserts. Freudians feel free to comment) My sauces claimed that you were so unhinged by the upcoming sale of the GAT that you were seeking honest employment Biff! Fellacious of course. Perhaps I could be your muse for future writings Ernest? I see bdsm themed erotic fiction marketed under your name as a potential money maker Earl Hood just a reminder I'm still awaiting information on whether or not you were successful in abusing the 357 visa system to obtain new servants? My maids are refusing to wear the uniforms I supply and was I hoping to find some errr shall we say more compliant employees. Ethan are these "blueys" something in the the line of erotic apparel? Would dc's bluerinsers wear them? BTW all, your Uncle Bitter is back in town.

You been spying on me again fl oger?

Grape has no appreciation for fine literature picket

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads.

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

LSL dc LSL

LSL dc LSL

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings. just about to give the squeeze one.

What's all the love about? [censored] if I'll miss him!

Food for thought .......... as always ENYAW!