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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Excuse me for being a pedant H-, but don't you mean "I've seen those before"?
  2. I am not a vagrant!!
  3. No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.
  4. A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility. Understand. I have had similar issues with telstra. The problem is usually made worse because you are speaking to someone a zillion k's away who does not give a flyer.
  5. It was a serious question. I don't have Foxtel IQ - I simply pay a monthly fee for a plan that gives access to certain stations. In my world a harddrive is part of my computer and Foxtel is pay tv - The twains don't meet.
  6. How could Foxtel touch your hard drive?
  7. Yeah he should follow Biffen's example and post smut. A much better use of technology.
  8. That is an historic image of The Gat Fl og. The portrait on the wall is probably one of Biffen's ancestors. (Although, as I understand it, due to some scandalous activities, the lineage is not clear.)
  9. Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.
  10. If WJ is making reference to DH Derryn then it shames me to think I support the same club.
  11. Well it has its share of fairy tails.
  12. Business is business Biff - you, of all people, should know that!
  13. Yes well there are always a few that have particular uses for the old mac even when it is not raining. However I imagine they are more likely to be found around The Gat or, heaven forbid, The Pines.
  14. There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.
  15. Well I have been reading the Book of sister Doris but .. you are correct .. the fires are tormenting me and I have sought solace ( perhaps overmuch) in the demon drink to quench them. Biffen and DC have led me astray and I fear more pennance is required.
  16. Oh honey Picture me upon your knee, With teat for two and two for teat, Just me for you and you for me, alone! Nobody near us, to see us or hear us, No friends or relations on weekend vacations
  17. I keep ruminating on it.
  18. That's funny Jazza (and probably true). Thank's for that.
  19. You're an inspiration to us all DC. If only there were more people with that attitude - what a world it would be!!
  20. Hope it gets to Romsey. I'm locked inside and working on a beer gut on top of my gut gut
  21. I know one named Olive - she's actually an extra Virgin!
  22. Any Irish virgins in that lot?
  23. You enjoy a bit of cross dressing [censored]?Now there is a remarkable thing, fl og was censored!
  24. If I called dlanders "monkeys", I'd have the Society for the Protection of Monkeys chasing me down for slander.
  25. BTW all you banana freaks should check out the "odd spot" in today's Age.