Bitter but optimistic

I believe they colour them in. The smarter sandgropers can actually stay inside the lines. Well so I've heard.

My geography is poor. Poojabbies or some such?

Does he have any other side?

I hope that is not the case because, and I do not wish to betray confidences here, Biffen is totally infatuated with her. He has a whole wall at his hovel hotel covered with images of her. He uses them for .... er ... shall we say inspiration.

Ha Ha ! Love it ! Never heard that one before!

SOP for Demonland I would have thought.

That answers many questions Floginator.

You are obviously the resident expert on vulgarity and poor taste Moon so I wont chalenge you on this.

Not a bad post Moon, for you – my training is at least making you intelligible AND I did raise a mild snigger. Some points. I am in a room that would be described as tastefully lit, certainly not dark. Good lighting is needed to highlight my fine collection of art. Your term “possum style”, however, does concern me. What on earth do you mean? When someone says “(insert animal) style “they are generally making a vulgar reference to coitus. Often suggestive of inadequacy on their behalf. I suggest you face up to your shortcomings and, rather than visualizing others enjoying their lawful pursuits you examine your own conscience. Lordweaver may be able to assist you in this.

18 minutes since a post. Let me guess. Biffen's gone back to the meth lab. DC's shagging some blue rinser from Burwood. Flo g and Moon are consoling each other.

Tired line Moon. You need to do better than that .

At another time I'll tell a story about "watching". It's not always distasteful or scornful - it can be quite uplifting.

HA Ha Your secret's out Moon!

Thank god it's not a vicuna - I'd be arrested

[censored], you are even a sillier poster than Moon - something I did not consider possible - nothing personal mind - just saying. Frog - why would fl..og be censored? It's Moon's hobby after all.

Thought you must have fallen off the perch Moon. Oh well life is full of disappointments.

I can beat any preschooler!

You need to show a bit of understanding here RL. Most of the places Biffen would dine at don't actually have seating arangements. While he can be quite a sophisticated fellow ( in his own social circle) i'm afraid his notion of fine dining differs somewhat from the mainstream

Well I was working on some lovely flower arrangements today but I received some nasty scratches and had to stop.

Silly question RL - I never know what I'm talking about, much less anyone else.

Yeah. And I bet those untouched 2008 diaries are good for a few years yet.

Don't apologise to Biffen. He's being very unkind. Rather ask him what percentage his girls receive from their gross earnings.

Hope he's not the effer with burn marks!

Of course they have diaries DC. How do you think those busy girls that Biffen employs keep track of their flat out schedules. They wouldn't know which way was up otherwise. Not to mention all the other small business types (mainly pharmaceutical i believe) who network and carry on their enterprises from that august hub of commerce.

Well one certainly cannot fault your effort. I'd advise you go for the "final wax" option though ; it's a little more expensive but will give you all slicked down mediterranean look - quite sophisticated. However you'd better get a final imprimatur from WJ.