Bitter but optimistic

Hope it gets to Romsey. I'm locked inside and working on a beer gut on top of my gut gut

I know one named Olive - she's actually an extra Virgin!

Any Irish virgins in that lot?

You enjoy a bit of cross dressing [censored]?Now there is a remarkable thing, fl og was censored!

If I called dlanders "monkeys", I'd have the Society for the Protection of Monkeys chasing me down for slander.

BTW all you banana freaks should check out the "odd spot" in today's Age.

I'll just turn on the generator. It blows out dreadful diesal fumes and creates a terrible racket but it doesn't impact on me as I have it near the neighbours place.

I stand corrected DC but, as you can see, I pay little attention to the chattering masses.

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

She one of your girls Biff? BTW should that be Pina Cloaca?

No doubt DCwill try to defend their virtue but if Biffen has knowledge of them (if you get my drift) that is enough said.

Well you could really "expand it" if you gave us some smutty detail about "Burwood wives" and the doings of the blue (and red) rinse set.

Who is number 2? I think Moon is a "number 2".

I hope I continue to miss [censored]'s reports!!!

Right on cue Moonie. Just who I expected would answer the call of soooeee!?

Soooee! Soooeeee!! Soooeeee!!!

I'll toss a few extra dollars Shazza's way.

How many Viagras ( or generic equivalent) do you reckon the good doc needed to keep it up to miss pneumatic?

Come on OD!! Surely the only time Dees supporters can be enthusiastic is during the off season. You are missing the moment!

Careful what you say Biff. The lads know dangerous people - for example people who don't shirk at bribing judges in Alpaca competitions.

I'd run it over or have "the lads" stomp it.

No no no! The lads scorn dogs. They are far more efficient fox hunters than dogs.

Well everyone is holier than thou Biff. That is a given. However, we do have common ground once again. I am also looking to Stuie for guidance in all matters. That is part of the new rehabbed me. Unfortunately, words of wisdom are very scant offerings from Stuie.

Now I'm with you RL. And despite their prediliction for fox hunting, so are the lads.

Emotional growth can simply mean more grunting. It is your moral growth that is in question. Can you cast off your many sordid enterprises and become a better person?