Bitter but optimistic

None of "the lads" In that photo. They'd be getting a last shag in before the firestorm hit.

Thanks Dc . You borewood types must have time on your hands. You' re either shagging the blue rinsers, manicuring brazillians or trolling the net.

Not bad OD, thanks. Watching the cricket. My computer has had a couple of antibiotic shots but must go to hospital tomorrow. Full of Malware and other shite.

I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

Ha Ha. That brings back memories Whispering. I worked with a bloke for 5 years, then he told me he was really a woman. His missus let him dress up in her clothes provided he didn't do it in front of the kids!

Here's one to ponder OD. The saints look ordinary. Now imagine your player X lining up in round 1. He happens to be in the right place at the time at the feet of Hogan and/or Dawes and snags 3 or 4. He'll be in for the next 6 weeks!

Silly post. You wouldn't understand this Poon but I'm popular, in demand and new ladies have to be ushered away. Ahhh the price of fame!!!

Don't see Romsey on the above map - therefore useless. BTW any of you techno effers know about malware? Apparently it's why my computer is currently stuffed. Tech told me I been visiting some nasty internet sites. I thought that was offensive to Demonland. The only other sites I've visited recently were recommended by Biffen - so I imagine they'd be OK. BTW - I'll be in and out for the next few days.

Well I'm glad that's been cleared up!

I am I missing something here Ben? What made you resurrect this post from 2010? ( that is apart from the obvious contradiction that I've " been a Melbourne supporter for my whole life apart from a brief 6 season stint from 1992 - 1997" ? There are mysteries here,I'll have to get onto these forums more often.

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

Did you pay a quick visit to Lourdes OD. I didn't see an old bastard on a walking frame at the intra club today.

Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

If you're still with us around 1-2 am you'll be right for another day.

Hope you make it through the night OD!

Just showed that to the lads. Had to dish out the valiums.

is that where your brazillian inspiration came from DC?

It is very disturbing that you could even conjure up such a thought Moonie. I think you need some help - it's time to admit this. I'm sure many on this site could recommend counsellors and psych's who they have confidence in.

Go back to squeezing teats Jazz.

No couldn't have been - our park was closed for a hunt. touche DC

Bet you don't publish those mixed bloodlines in Borewood DC.

No un elite here OD. We are all doers of good. We have due sympathy for natives, migrants and poor people in general. Our servants are well fed and get one day off per month - no meals that day of course.

I sense some class elitism sneaking into this thread. I wont have it! We of the Romsey gentry are the only elite hereabouts.

And where one can follow the rule, "love thy neighbour".

More like an albatross, I should think.