Bitter but optimistic

What is going on? After attending the footy on Sunday your good old Uncle Bitter had to attend to some responsibilities in rural Victoria (sans computer) and I return to a deserted thread!! Unless I am convinced that the world has not ended, I shall offer some post prandial speculations. ( Moonie and Biffen will not know what that means)

Uncle Bitter has to report a varied day. Two obvious negatives - (1) I had to listen to Moonie all day. (2) Only two booze tents. POsitives. The Merc didn't get stolen. We beat a good side. Jack Viney demonstrated how he can impact on a game with his strength in close. He went up a gear when required. Max Gawn also lifted in the last quarter and gave us first use. Jack Watts was laconic around the ball at times but provided a target, took a strong mark and one of his 3 goals was a beauty. Speaking of great goals - you will go a long way to beat Jeffy's grubber. Oliver has without doubt "got it" and he will play seniors very early - maybe even first game. Nathan Jones made a good return and kicked a big goal to seal the deal. Vince got into the game as it went on. "Pedo myths" contested hard and also kicked a goal . He will play round one. Kent again showed he will be an important player this year. Good day all round - Time for some vino!

I think there are sex of them.

Or, better still, we could turn in the opposite direction and drop our dacks!

.... and, thereafter, can find very few good reasons to unmute it

Methinks you prostesteth overmuch my Lord! You are of course correct about the general level of vulgarity and smut on this thread. However, your highlighting of this obvious fact is clearly an aristocratic ploy to avoid answering some valid questions that have been raised about the master/slave goings on in "Hood House". Obviously I infer no immoral activities but I would have thought that one in your position would like to clear the air on certain ...err sensitive matters. For example. Do your maids have a tendency to be hirstute ? Just what role does "your man" Hudson play in this and where exactly does guava paste fit in? Answering these simple questions will surely keep the gossip mongerers at bay.

Biffen can supply a cheap chemical version dc. In fact I believe your good self may have availed yourself such assistance during the course of your rigorous endeavours!

I constantly strive for self abuse improvement bbub!

Administering a jolly good thrashing comes readily to mind.

Please inform if you are Ethan and you can have the pleasure of buying me alcohol.

Keep it (very) simple mate.

Yep!

I'll be there - louder and more obnoxious than usual, and I will be handing out plenty of free advice to all Essendon supporters within earshot.

And FMD again!!!!!

FMD!!!

I'm going on Sunday - incognito of course- although I had planned on taking the Merc. How many of you other scumbags are going? Have you purchased your tickets?

Get rid of the cap and he looks a bit like me!

A very civilised idea ( if you are of the male aristocracy). Anyway doc who has the primae noctis rights in Hopping Dicks? I imagine that would be just one of many arcane rituals prevalent in your neck of the backwoods.

Well I have visited The Gat on occasion - purely business you understand - and as such business can be conducted elsewhere its sale will only impact on me for reasons of nostalgia. Biffen, however, as a resident of said establishment has not been the same since its sale was announced. If you wish to know more, I suggest you raise the subject (cautiously) with him.

Wouldn't think so Moon. One of Earl Hood's aristocratic background and breeding would insist on his maids being clean shaven, surely?

Agreed ProDee, [censored] him!

Thanks for the post Gorg! I remember him as a gutsy player who fought above his weight and it seems he's found that mojo again and given the black dog a whack!! Go Dees!!!

Well your pay is certainly reasonable Earl but does Conchita adhere to the ..err .. "appropriate" dress code for one of her station? As the for above "wines", you should be thankful they are gone from your collection. Fill the gaps with some decent shiraz.

Does accepting the penalty imply/ admit guilt? FMD - what exactly is the rule??

Robbie he aint ! Rethink that one Earl.