Bitter but optimistic

Can't argue with much of that Joe!

We won so I don't reckon the boat will get too much of a shake but Brayshaw is best 22 and must come in. Someone else can work it out.

Viney. A power house and arse kicker. Jack Watts. Absolute class when he is "on". N. Jones. He does the business when it is most needed. Ben Kennedy - Thank you recruiting staff. Big Max. Shut down Mummy and did a couple of good things. T Mac- a good job in a sometimes ragged defence.

Just home. Still a bit [censored]. No negatives tonight. We have won a first round without some good players out and from a position where we might have tossed it it in previously. Some highlights for me were Jack Watts who looked a mature classy footballer and contributed all day. Jack Viney contributed all day - his muscle in the packs is so important. How did Collingwood let Kennedy go? Big Max took a couple of grabs and did not let Mummy dominate. Heavy work from Jones and some class from Bernie. Hogan looked all at sea a t times but lifted and kicked three. What will he do when he is having a good day?

Uncle Bitters is well coiffed and just warming up the Merc! Hoping to avoid scrofulous types like Biffen by sitting in the members today.

FMD!!! If you are that old picket you should be dead. Doesn't matter though, Hemingway is dead and he still posts. DC has relations with the almost dead and he still posts. Moonie is brain dead and he still posts. Biffen is morally dead and he still posts. Lawyers are ethically dead and they still post. I'm getting depressed and must retire for the night.

MMmm, I suspected you were the type who would be into dolls picket. (Not that I have any moral objections to that you understand)

You are a shameless cad dc!

That's a big early call Jack!!

BTW Biff. All debts will be revoked if you send me pics from the teenage birthday party.

Arrgh Biffen - back from the dead apparently! Rumour has it that as a result of the Gat closing you are opening a house of ill repute new business venture near a major regional centre. Is this true? Could you possibly survive the aroma of gum trees?

Looking for fresh meat dc?

I think you have larger concerns than that Biff!!

Thank you picket - based on your recommendation I will immediately cross that movie off my "to see" list!

I suppose we have a bit in common Ernie - attracted the sheilas, adventurers, second rate writers - but at least I haven't topped myself!!

Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me. However, dare I ask Mable Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!

You're getting sillier and sillier picket!!

I'm quite disappointed that my shirt didn't arrive today as I'd been preparing my false personas for Saturday.

Incorrect Choke! I am simply an overgenerous soul who just goes out of his way to help others out but is often taken advantage of. PS. Yes I am very rich but I am quite modest about having a lavish property and driving a simple Merc.

After a convoluted experience ( I suppose I'm used to them) I am reregistered. What sort of a shitfull organisation forgets me anyway?

While many appear to be having their bit of fun at their Uncle's expense I have been (fruitlessly) trying to track down Biffen - the most immoderate of all. I allowed him to borrow some ..err ..specialist equipment of mine which has not been returned as agreed. He has subsequently boldly informed all that he attended a teenagers birthday party. Now put those two facts together and you can see the urgency of my search. Please have him contact me immediately. BTW. Who is attending on Saturday?

We should get some advice from StKilda on this aspect of the game.

I am afraid that the world is driving me to an existence where one is rarely sober.

You are a national treasure Mable. I hope the people of your native Cameroon recognise this!

Why?