Bitter but optimistic

At this stage JKH but it will take most of the season to come up with a definitive answer.

Now that Poonie is going to sleep, I can ask for some sensible advice. I have a moral problem. Each night , a little earlier than now, a family of magpies arrive to cadge a free meal. They are the avian equivalent of dole bludgers. (They probably nest near the Gat.) The "lads" hate anything "magpie" and demand that I shoot them. I feel this would go against my green credentials. So I propose shooting the parents. Not only would this remove two parasites but it would serve as a timely lesson to the young ones and give them the opportunity to reform. As I have been unable to contact Lordweaver for his spiritual guidance I am asking for assistance in this matter.

Save those witty retorts for F l o g Moonie. They will probably impress him.

Nah! She turned out to be a real turkey.

The "Lads" are quite adament we are looking at a pisang. This is despite my telling them about the last letter. They can be pig headed. That reminds of an article (written by a feminist) I read years ago that insisted "beetroot" should be Australia's national dish because that was what Australian men mostly did to their wives.

I say potata

Casava

I'm glad I wasn't your Maths teacher Moon. BTW. I've figured out how you lost that finger. Constantly dragging your knuckles on the ground while shambling along will do it.

You lose a finger somewhere Moon? I'd hate to think where!!!!!

Avocado

There was a joke going around in pre politically correct times about a very useful household appliance that did the washing, ironing etc and then could be screwed on the bed. No doubt someone will recall how it goes.

No worries, I still love you RTG. And so does Biffen, but he is spun out on drugs ATM and cannot tell you personally.

I can't understand Olds objection to being called negative. He is wonderfully negative. OD has made negativity an artform. OD is a reality check to those pathetic souls who think we follow Melbourne to one day enjoy Premiership success. He is an inspiration to continue supporting dead set losers. A true MFC stalwart.

HA ha. You have to picture a table of Dland's biggest [censored] in a pub. All smashed or drug [censored] (that would be be biffen). Whoever considered himself the sanest would call out "nuuuuurse" to pick up the first dribbler to hit the floor. Who would be last lunatic standing?

See ya!!!

eff you too Borewood boy!!!

You continue to disappoint me Fl og!!!!

Nice legs BTW. However , I'll need Jazza to quote on the lack of teats.

If you are killed on on of your gaming encounters, does that mean you will not be able to post on Demonland?

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that subject RL and avoid that site. I believe it is one of Biffen's favourites. However I'd like OD's view.!

It's either [censored]'s story or REDtube. I'm not sure which would be the best soporific.

Come on Fl og give me a story of your pain!

Tell me about your bleeding groin Fl og, so I can have some pleasant dreams.

Kill any "young players" tonight Fl og?

Jeesus Ker riste !!!Just when I thought it was safe to post.