Bitter but optimistic

Not sure about vicars but I have a wonderful brown monk's outfit (excellent hood) and the springy rope around the waist had a variety of applications. Used to wear it when I took the lads to the old "Hellfire Club". The actresses weren't bad either.

That's the spirit! We'll be there when the whips are cracking!!!!

Isn't there enough on Redtube?

A good lashing will keep me up DC!

I'll be the flagellator The lads will be a very noisy and excited audience.

PS. Fl og Please do not post an inane picture.

Well I'm enjoying a wonderful night - "the lads" and myself . Just used my better halves (halfs?) credit card to order $300.00 worth of decent red. Am about to enjoy lasagne and salad - the lads mostly have salad and will sit down to watch series three of "The Samurai". One complaint! Could someone tell me who invented these multi pack DVD holders. I want to shove a boxed set up his/her ..... (place where the sun don't shine). What is the secret technique for actually releasing a disc? I am I the only buffoon who has this problem?

No you're wrong DC! Jazza is our resident expert on that particular part of the anatomy. After all he fondles 1800 teats per day. Even your herculean efforts with the blue rinsers wouldn't approach that.

Moon is totally eclipsed regularly.

Biffen wouldn't have written that! He has exploited virgins and lesbians along with everything else exploitable

Given that you are totally bereft of social skills Fl og - I would say staying at home would have been your best option. Although that would, no doubt, pizz your missus off.

A certain rhythm no doubt. It would all depend on DC's musical prefs. I hope for the blue rinsers sake it's not "thrash metal"!

Imagine the shock horror that photo must have caused among the loyalist blue rinsers in Borewood!! However, I have no doubt good old Daise would have stepped into the .. err breech and "consoled" all of them. Wheelchairs notwithstanding.

Yeah, I liked the perv photo up Kate's dress.

I'm quite attracted to his mother in law.

They left early on a fox hunt. I would like to have a hot toady toddy for their delectation upon their return.

I imagine squeezing 1800 teats a day keeps you fit jazz ?

Delete that post will you DC! If the "lads" see it they will want to go. After they have splattered every miserable little green snotball Fl ogs in Romsey, that is.

I get the lads to stomp the [censored] out them.

Before you Loonie, I suspect.

Take Fl og and keep him will you Chip?

Maybe scooter and scat.

I am trying to visualise Biffen and his similarly uncultured cohort at the Gat, sipping Banana Daiquiris.

Agreed! Dawes is a big plus . Just hope he gets thru. Spencer has a fantastic tank and I like Jordy for his desperation

Well the ninjas could do it, so it must be possible. Keep practising RL.