Bitter but optimistic

I've had a very busy and trying week Dr and have only now had the opportunity to ponder your eloquent obfuscations. However, let us not confuse eloquence with dissembling ! But .... I suppose past is past and I will not press the matter of you making further emissions admissions about your grubby history. I will be most interested to observe how your already debauched little hamlet will advance ( or not) under your stewardship. No doubt nepotism and corruption will rear their various heads and winners and losers will emerge. And, speaking of nepotism, I also give fair warning that I intend to pursue your local BDSM club for payment of outstanding fees to the national body. This the corporate age and it can no longer hide behind its sloganizing and rhetoric about being a family operated concern.

High praise indeed Ernest! I'm all goosebumps and tingly.

Good work dc!! I love the way you drop these sensible/factual posts in from time to time to cover the fact that you are an old perv!

Me ! Mindless boozing. Biffen _ Mindless drugs. dc - shagging greyrinsers. old dee - drinking free pinot. redleg - watching redtube. SWYL - Dreaming of the phillipines . W Jack - probably trying to cash in on the Mafia slayings. Dr. John - leading some sort of sexually charged pagan festival in Hopping Dicks. Moonie - jacking off for sure. 'luded - strange bastard - doing some alien [censored]. Moonie - in case you missed it - jacking off for sure. Earl Hood - inspecting hairstyles - FMD that is weird. What a bunch of sickos. By any logic the whole site should be closed down.

Just love your [censored] 'luded - keep up the good work!!

Sorry Mable, I'm geographically challenged, I'd forgotten about Canucks !!

Dolls have their uses dc.

Mable!? That really you? Where have you been? You Americans are really odd?

I've had those sorts of .... err dreams.

Can't see Petracca or Henrieta in. Petracca is only a kid who hasn't played footy for over 12 months. Even if he is jumping out of his skin, I can't see him being thrown in at the top level for round 1. I suppose Lumumba is a possibility if fit because of his experience but I'm still doubtful - Garland in.

You're just the man for little known facts Stu.

Yeah but he never knew how much to charge. Went out of business.

Well daithy, I think some of Red's posts a quite pithy.

Who was he?

Well I'm finally back at the Manor after an arduous few days in Cantberra. I noticed our resident Dr Hopping Dicks alluded to a locale named Fyshwick which I presumed was where one found the seafood market. Being partial to the occasional clam, I headed out that way. Well what a surprise! It was where one would likely find Cantberra's version of the Gat. Which brings me to the point of my ramble. In a particularly scrofulous location I noticed a faded sign. " For love potions, poultices and cures for the pox contact your ever reliable Dr John D...". The rest was obscured by various stains and fluids. Scant evidence I agree but nonetheless, the question must be asked . Does our Good Doctor have a sordid history buried in our national capital and is his retreat to a hillbilly hideaway a means to escape a criminal past?

This current incident also made me think back to Merrett's thuggery . Could the MRP or some rules dimwit or even Gil, please play the footage of these two incidents side by side and explain why one incurs a penalty and one does not? I admit to being thoroughly confused by the rules associated with tackles and bumps.

But if you do hit him high then it appears as if your intent was to whack rather than get the ball.

Suck [censored] Carlton!

Pizzed last and unable to post . My impressions. Jack Watts- Wow! Jeff Garlett - Just love it when he has the ball and burns off opposition players. Just about my Favourite player Bernie Vince- Does great work in defense with a cool head and good disposal Wagner - Yes a bit to learn but can play. Our tackling was the best I've seen for years Hogan - that set set shot routine - FMD!!!!! BOG - Our recruiters

I always thought you were an alien 'luded!

Agreed. He clearly took his eye off the ball and this could cost him

Yes and with each pair of "Calvin Kleens" you get a free can of guava paste

That's right!!!! And no sheilas either!

Just getting boozed up in my hotel's bar prior to decamping to the penthouse for the game. I want to see Hogan get on the scoreboard and jack Watts back up last week's effort. Jones and Vince should be better for the run. I'm also looking for another solid performance from Pedomyths and , after seeing him at Crazyburn, I'm looking forward to some more muscle from Oliver

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter has awoken to a fine morning in Cantberra. Went to Special Robert's exihibition yesterDay. Bit disappointing to be honest. One of the highlights apparently ,was a picture of these blokes shearing bloody sheep- alapacas would have improved it no end. No footy pictures either but at least a few blokes had Max Gawn beards. I must have been well [censored] last night , or my knowledge of geography is awry as I was boozing on the "foreshore"! One of the bottles consumed was called "The blood of hipsters" - it was, as you would expect, insipid [censored]! A decent Shiraz grape ruined by the insertion that girly Tempranillo stuff . FMD Brekkers time !