Bitter but optimistic

I suppose some of your "teat carriers" are black and white like those pictured above your post. Any other resemblance?

Leave that Westralian lingo in Westralia please Fl og!

Anyway, I must retire now but where is the Fl og? You never know with those shifty Westaustrialians.. Shifty bastards - cheat at cricket and footy.

The dog will have nothing to do with me!! But thank you for your positive thoughts Biff. BTW are you having any social intercourse at the moment?

Than you for your confidence Biff, however, it will take weeks for the errant Brazillian to be be restored. I'm not sure I can recover from this lack of confidence. Perhaps a suicide by Fl og would help me.

Stu has a lot going for him Moon. He's ................ well at least he's ................... er well, I'm sure he .......................... Anyway you get get my drift. Anyway where's that little stinky Fl og???

And ...... further ... Stuie is now my man. So you will have to answer to him for any of your insulting [censored].

Don't mention Lord Weaver please DC. With him it's either corporal punishment or being forced to view Demon Flo gs banal posts. It is inhumane.

Can't you be serious for a moment DC ? I've got a big bruise around my nether regions and the lads are very concerned. A little compassion from you would be well recieved.

Yeah it is an interesting question and a foible of our game. I watched the last Half of the last quarter saints v giants. A lot was let go and it was teriffic tough football. Unfortunately, at some point an umpire pays a free in these situations and one side is disadvantaged. This question of letting the play go and playing free kicks is vexed, and yet, in many ways it is what our game hangs on.

One of your mates from borewood DC?

That's what it would look like if Fl og was hanging around your neck!!!

Don't be bashfull Moonie - I'll post you one privately - while it's still fresh.

Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one! First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me? Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things. Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this? Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert. I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

Ha ha! When I was a kid the health emphasis was bowel movements - ....... , nulax. Well i had to have a Figsen tablet everynight. I had written menthoids but that is wrong - there was another popular one - Ford pills

Dates. Now there's a word that has had many connotations over the years.

How are you tonight old school?

Commodores were not around in 64. I had an EH then.

Don't try to skulk back into my goodbooks now. I'm done with the lot of you. Stuie's my man.

Well i imagine they would be different fluids clogging the keyboard at the Gat.

Well that's what I would expect from Borewood. BTW your comment about hayseeds and emesis did not go unnoticed. Anyway, I'll ask Stuie for IT advice.

Well it seems Moonie was correct. I extend the hand of friendship and you rebuff and insult me F L o g. What a vindictive and ugly world we live in. I shall seek solace with a clacker at the Gat.

Unlike you Moonie. I am prepared to forgive. Besides F l o g ( Like myself) will relish the opportunity to do a good deed.

Great line OD!!

Glad your're online F l o g g er. I'll give you chance to regain your technological credentials, which you lost when you were unable to advise me about changing my browser. (or would it be more correct to update a browser).... Anyway it seems, no matter what I try, that I cannot upload images to this site. The explanation is that they are too large ( I've heard that before). Any clues?