Bitter but optimistic

Plymouth Argyle!! Used to go out with him in my undergrad days.

I know a lot of old bastards post here so I'm looking for some info. Is it still possible to buy old style desert boots? ( Brothel creepers in some circles) Poor old Uncle Bitter is a tad footsore of late and I used to find these rather comfortable. I don't think they'll clash with estate moleskins and Drizabone - I'm going for a more macho look (sans designer stubble of course) at the moment.

What the [censored] drugs are you taking picket? Give the skinny kid a chance ffs!!

My squeeze has stuck by me pretty well.

Just woke from a Shiraz induced coma in urgent need of putting out the fire. Drinking water FMD! Someone please tell me I had a football nightmare and we really didn't lose the unlosable! PLEASE

FMD Wise why did you have to start me thinking about Norf immediately after today's debacle? They will [censored] the absolute [censored] out of us!

Kennedy (Two weeks in a row has shown good value and already more consistent than Jeremy Who) N. Jones tried all day Garlett. Kicked a couple (one special) that's his job. Tyson stuck with it. Matt Jones. Yes a couple of shockers but presented all day ( Wasn't the only one guilty of shockers) Pedo myths. Competed well in the ruck. A couple of good grabs. Always full effort when his limited opportunities came.

I'm going to find a stronger drink! Correct Mable but I expect it's the same in Cabo Verde!

Good god Stu!!! You didn't get hijacked on a trip to Damascus did you?

King is a terrible commentator. He's on a par with Slobbo!

Today may well have [censored] that plan!

Well I expect OD will return to his pessimistic ways after today's shitfest. The only good thing about today was that I withdrew at the last moment. Let me rephrase that. I was unable to attend to due to a late change of circumstance. So I am getting [censored] on a better quality vino than I would otherwise. Plus I am not having to put up with Biffen's drugtaking. BTW. What's this I hear about Stuie and Moonie having drinkies together. Oh yes here's an odd one. I was the recipient of some road rage from a bikie today. He pulled up next to me and threatened to "put a bullet between (my) eyes". The world's full of f...wits. Anyway, toodle pip all - it's back to the Shiraz for Uncle Bitters. Oh yes, because Essendon won, I did promise to give the squeeze " a jolly good flogging". However, I think I'll just [censored] myself and consider what ill luck caused me to be a Demon's supporter. Ron Barassi has a lot to answer for!

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

I can't argue with this!!

Give myself the squeeze a jolly good flogging.

Indeed!! This will be a tough year for baby face but if he gets through it with reasonable success he will be a player!!

I always respect your posts RTG and like you (and many others) our history dictates that being confident of a Demons win is a sure recipe for disaster. However, this is a new team and past failures are just history to most of them. To use a cliché - a new dawn! I am confident we will give Essendon the arse [censored] they so richly deserve.

His last year with us was mostly at Casey and then he played up north. Nothing against Jamar but ... he's just past it now.

Because he is bloody useless as a player but will no doubt be of value as a coach!

Unfortunately you don't see the worst best of it dc as my puerile humour is often removed by moderators who have no taste for refined scatology.

I can't believe the club has disregarded Stuie's advice and dropped Frost before Pedo !!

I wonder if she has to "bring a plate" for supper afterwards?

My say I look rather fetching in my new shirt although it appears to be an odd shape as it is very tight around my 12 pack.

And just before I go ------- of course you do, don't be silly saty!

Made my night 'luded. I can retire with a smile on my face!!