Bitter but optimistic

Had the Brazillian yesterday - a bizzare and unsatisfactory day if ever there was one! First, the young nurse who was to carry out the procedure was obviously demented - she put on multiple pairs of gloves and a face mask! Then as she approached me she began to gag and vomit -and then retreated. Why people who are ill go to work is beyond me? Anyway, after a while a rough looking man in white overalls appeared, with what looked like pruning shears.Strangely, he looked like the fellow who I'd earlier spied mopping the hallways. He obviously had no artistic sensibility and made a terrbile hash of things. Then comes, THE PROCEDURE, and FMD, the decision is made to "enter" from the other side. Can you believe this? Another Brazillian. I had suitably coiffed the area prior to arrival in the hope of gaining a symmetric and tasteful outcome. The end result looked like something that would not appear out of place in the Gobi desert. I know DC wants me to post a pic. I will do this as soon as I sort out photobucket.

Ha ha! When I was a kid the health emphasis was bowel movements - ....... , nulax. Well i had to have a Figsen tablet everynight. I had written menthoids but that is wrong - there was another popular one - Ford pills

Dates. Now there's a word that has had many connotations over the years.

How are you tonight old school?

Commodores were not around in 64. I had an EH then.

Don't try to skulk back into my goodbooks now. I'm done with the lot of you. Stuie's my man.

Well i imagine they would be different fluids clogging the keyboard at the Gat.

Well that's what I would expect from Borewood. BTW your comment about hayseeds and emesis did not go unnoticed. Anyway, I'll ask Stuie for IT advice.

Well it seems Moonie was correct. I extend the hand of friendship and you rebuff and insult me F L o g. What a vindictive and ugly world we live in. I shall seek solace with a clacker at the Gat.

Unlike you Moonie. I am prepared to forgive. Besides F l o g ( Like myself) will relish the opportunity to do a good deed.

Great line OD!!

Glad your're online F l o g g er. I'll give you chance to regain your technological credentials, which you lost when you were unable to advise me about changing my browser. (or would it be more correct to update a browser).... Anyway it seems, no matter what I try, that I cannot upload images to this site. The explanation is that they are too large ( I've heard that before). Any clues?

Aww shucks ! I'm just your everday decent selfless bloke who goes out of his way to help others Jazza. But well ................ er ........ I'll call you.

What do mean "softies" Jazza. I'd do the milking but it would need to be 3 or 4 hours later. I'd also need a guarantee that the AC in the shed was working and the wine was a decent vintage - these things must be civilised. BTW. I suspect some of the "clackers" at the Gat would look rather similar to those you were perving at on Sunday morning.

Did you find a teat to squeeze?

Speaking of bars - is the old Savoy open again?

Sportsbet got a boost from me.

I am just getting over last nights post match alcoholic medication RL. I sat stunned among the crowd and wondered just who we have a chance of beating this season. BTW. Despite my 16 game membership it cost me 30.00 to sit on level 1 last night.

Teats dee?

I think I've mentioned before about you having too much time on your hands DC. However, you are mistaken here, clearly, that sign would be in the 7/11 near the Gat.

I wonder what the ones with bones look like and taste like ................ Moonie might know.

Perhaps a good solid session on Redtube will get your blood pumping? I'm sure OD will have a reaction to it!

Is that written in Westaustrlian?

Where have you been F l o g? I'll just have dinner then I'll vent my spleen on you. Don't go away.

Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.