Bitter but optimistic

Good game today from Jack. Attacked the ball and put himself in the firing line. Should do this every week - he has the ability.

A handful of chemicals from the pool shop should sort it.

Stick to the grunts, groans, aaaahhs and "don't stop" of the bluerinsers DC.

Post 10318 above. One of Biffen's more subtle and esoteric efforts.

Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)

You're very positive today Biff - did you knock a child down in the carpark?

I believe that happens when you remove your head from a cow's clacker Jazz. As to the Fl og, I am hoping that he has gently paddled to the bottom of the lily pond (or, more crudely, got caught in the S bend) but, no doubt, he will rise phoenix like, from the ashes (excuse the mixed metaphor) and continue to haunt.

I believe Biff has a portrait of Lord Baden-Powell on his wall at the Gat DC. I'm not sure what that old bugger would make of the company though.

The word does have many connotations Loonshadow. However, it takes a miserable and sordid type like yourself to try and create smut out innocent curiosity on my part. Did you take the children to McGatt's for the after party?

I just have to ask Biff - what was the nature of this "camp"?

Eddie said first! Eddie told the AFL to get stuffed over jumpers! Essendon wasn't paying Golden Boy! Some clubs do as they please while we bend over and are the recipient of a painful insertion.

What a bunch of ignorant peasants you are. When in SE Asia the palanquin is the only way to travel. You have to give the bearers a good thrashing though. Lazy buggers.

You know the rootine well Grape. You have to take care with Biffen and his girls though - their clock tends to run rather quickly. Like some taximeters in Ho Chi Minh city.

Not witty ..... not funny ...... Your posts are making me look forward to Fl ogs return. The only thing that would make me even more happy ---- is if--- Fl og didn't return!!!

You are a true greeny Jazza!

I use the shotty on Rosellas, Lyrebirds, Kookaburras (teach the bastards to wake me up) etc, etc. Supposed to be protected species but I haven't seen anyone protecting them. If I see any little green Fl ogs Frogs I'll give them both barrels!

The "lads" like their fox mashed DC.

Perhaps saving souls has all become too much for our venerable LW. Has he finally succumbed to more venal and carnal pursuits? Perhaps he has formed "some extreme religious sect" and is tithing poor families and interfering with virgins.

I hope he is not too hung up!

Maybe they're onto that colostrum drug! Jazza swears by it.

Perhaps we could become bosom buddies RL!

Check those cattle Biff!! If their teats look bruised and roughly fondled they probably belong to Jazza.

Can't speak for DC but I suspect Biffen has been heavily embroiled in his drug business. As for Fl og - he's probably forgotten his single digit password and unable to post.

Only in the crotch area RL.

No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.