Bitter but optimistic

A rhyming couplet! How clever of you Fl og!!

You might have at least put them in Melbourne colours Fl ogger!

No prob Moonie you tie their back legs to the Quad bike and take them wherever you want. BTW DC - the lads are none too happy about that picture turning up in a public forum

How could one take offence with that? So you can count Moon! Yes but they are always genuinely regretful the next day.

Sticks and stones. Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”. Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with. I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”?

BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him. I'm quite hurt about this. Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa !

"Then Fl.og will come along and wreck it." Yet again, you have read the chook's entrails successfully Biff!

BTW Mable - while I'm giving advice. Ignore any of Moon's blandishments - he is a dirty old man. Remember, trust Uncle Bitter !

Better not to ask that question Mable. Now here's the secret. Song lives with a bloke on the filth's list. So obviously he duds him for rent, bills, dental expenses etc. However, said filth person is also out of the house frequently doing physical type things like, running, weights and general training. Song uses these times of absence to do his own type of training with the filth player's girlfriend. Quite laudable really but Song likes to think he is discrete!

Yes! I do that in my "man cave" but, I have obstacles, the roses are very dangerous and the "lads" tend to eat the softer blooms.

Merely an observation Red, however, you must recognize the realpolitic of what I said. Better the honest bullshite of dland rather than the dishonest bullshite that we face daily.

It drives the world in many ways Red.

Thanks for the advice. I'll go with Mable's idea - dishonesty seems the most straightforward solution.

That too, seems excessive RTG. However, I thank you for your concern.

Some advice needed! Had to visit my GP this week to have the Brazillian checked out. Her comments went something like this - DR. Now that (problem X) has been sorted out, we need to work on your general health. I sat quietly, as I could see where this conversation was going. DR. Your drinking - it is foolishly excessive! (my lovely GP i8s of Eastern European heritage and is quite authoritarian in her manner.) I continued to sit timidly. DR. Your first aim must be four alcohol free days per week. I began to swoon. DR. What is is wrong? I said that I didn't think I could drink enough on the remaining three days to make up for the four days abstinence. DR. Don't be foolish. Record your daily drinking and see me in two weeks. Now as I am quite terrified of this woman I shall "fudge the books" and show her a totally invented record. I could, of course change physicians, but apart from her very conservative view of a healthy intake of wine, she is very good. As there appear to be plenty of drunks and addicts on this thread, I would welcome your comments.

Agreed DC. The lack of moral guidance on this thread is sadly obvious. Biffen in particular needs to be chastised for his lustful godless ways. A good chastisement would also be of benefit to Loonshadow... and probably Jazza and ... Bbub and ....

BTW. Looks like Biff is out for the night! He waltzes in for a while but then the er.... medications take over .. and he disappears!

"Chapeau hat" !!! That's far too classy for Demonland Mable. Biffo likes his French but that sort of stuff will spin poor old Moonie out. He'll start searching through the Dinka or Eskimo dictionary.

America's condom? As to "hijinks" with Biff? At "The Lads" insistence, I have removed Biffen from my social calendar. He is a tawdry fellow at best and his living conditions and neighbourhood defy description. He is a fringe dweller and is likely to be incarcerated at any moment.

The anti-psychotic drugs are working then Biff? How do you continue to conduct your business so successfully under such conditions?

It's a pity Mable Demon isn't online - she could make the acquaintance of Biffen - that would either send her back to Canadia ( or whatever it's called) or to where Fl og fell off the world.

Fair bump ! Play on!

You trying to push Jazza over the edge OD?

But you are already weird Song!

I have never seen a young and inexperienced player who is so composed.