Bitter but optimistic

Ha, that is odd timing for that post loonshadow. I'm currently in cardio ward with some nurses who are sniggering over a my very untidy brazillian . Had a small job done today but all is well. There is no Shiraz on the dinner menu unfortunately.

Just as I was starting to feel good about the world in general - Fl og appears. What have I done to deserve this.?

Maple, This thread is inhabited by some very strange types who have nothing better to do than post on this thread. Beware! If in doubt, put yourself in Uncle Bitter's hands.

Christ Jazza you're all over the board. All hands and teats.

No, that's not me, but his teaching style is based on my approach. His language is far more welcoming and inclusive than mine. Top post Moonie, I enjoyed watching a fellow professional.

At the Vets. Bucket replacement.

The "lads" like this picture Fl og. It features their cousin Toe.

In all seriousness Fl og Jazza was very concerned about you. It was quite heartfelt and moving. Apparently every time he looked up a cow's clacker it made him think of you.

FMD!! What have I done? The Fl og is back from the dead and Loonie Moonie posts his usual banality within minutes of each other. My mum used to say, "Must have killed a chinaman".

BTW. Fl ogs resurrection has quite unhinged me but has Demonland changed its format? On the home page , I am getting huge pics of the poster's avatar. Mine is rather charming but the others would scare off potential members.

Note to Biffen - the pool chemicals were apparently insufficient to dematerialize Fl og! Go for the money back guarantee.

I just knew you would return phoenix like from the bottom of the pond to haunt me Fl og. Quite spoilt my day , week, year . Did you you do this just to pizz me? Ha Ha WJ! I can assure you I know the Gat very well - going back to the 70's - Biffen also.

No one would read this [censored]!

Good game today from Jack. Attacked the ball and put himself in the firing line. Should do this every week - he has the ability.

A handful of chemicals from the pool shop should sort it.

Stick to the grunts, groans, aaaahhs and "don't stop" of the bluerinsers DC.

Post 10318 above. One of Biffen's more subtle and esoteric efforts.

Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)

You're very positive today Biff - did you knock a child down in the carpark?

I believe that happens when you remove your head from a cow's clacker Jazz. As to the Fl og, I am hoping that he has gently paddled to the bottom of the lily pond (or, more crudely, got caught in the S bend) but, no doubt, he will rise phoenix like, from the ashes (excuse the mixed metaphor) and continue to haunt.

I believe Biff has a portrait of Lord Baden-Powell on his wall at the Gat DC. I'm not sure what that old bugger would make of the company though.

The word does have many connotations Loonshadow. However, it takes a miserable and sordid type like yourself to try and create smut out innocent curiosity on my part. Did you take the children to McGatt's for the after party?

I just have to ask Biff - what was the nature of this "camp"?

Eddie said first! Eddie told the AFL to get stuffed over jumpers! Essendon wasn't paying Golden Boy! Some clubs do as they please while we bend over and are the recipient of a painful insertion.

What a bunch of ignorant peasants you are. When in SE Asia the palanquin is the only way to travel. You have to give the bearers a good thrashing though. Lazy buggers.