Bitter but optimistic

You know the old story bb! It was all a question of whether or not you were quick enough to catch a good looking camel

The Bedouin were basically decent blokes dc. Could get excitable on occasion but generally liked to relax at the oasis and enjoy the odd date. Camel lovers though!

Hardly profound old drinking buddy. Dominating the clearances (or not ) goes a fair way to winning or losing any week.

Jesus picket fence will masturbate for days over this announcement! Ollie Choo choo ! Ollie choo choo ! Get the rhythm.

You are not turning old and cynical and, dare I say it, "bitter" are you OD? Well I suppose you can't turn old. But what about cynical and bitter?

You are just being silly Ethan. Go and [censored] yourself give yourself a jolly good flogging.

I'm 148. IQ that is. I think it best if I withdraw my application for your tour Ernie.

Agreed no risks should be taken. He is only a kid and potentially has years of footy ahead of him.

Good luck to her. Hope she has a terrific career up there.

I didn't know that dazzle but , as you implied, it just adds to a shocking decision that , in my mind, makes a joke of the MR process.

Took the words right outa my mouth Joeboy. 3 words. Impressive and eloquent.

I've been known to play well down back.

I see a lot of merit in this idea. Dawes is big and strong - he can physically match it with anyone. He has a tank, smarts and is a good disposer. His weakness is chancy marking but this isn't such a problem in defence where can spoil and recover. We have defence problems and Dawes could be the answer. Love to see it !!

The bloke who is really stiff here is Pedo . He should forever be exempt from match review penalties due to that miscarriage of justice from that [censored] Merrett who never had to answer a charge after a clearly high and dangerous hit!! FMD!!!

Queensland and civilisation in the same sentence is a big call doc! As to whimsy and reality - I know longer see any difference.

You bringing any bluerinsers along dc or will they be recuperating from an arduous Saturday night? I'll be there too but incognito. If either Biffen or Moonie see me they hang about like groupies. Such is the price of fame I suppose.

You risking life and limb to leave the warm embrace of Borewood dc?

The doggies defence has been working well but we now have a shitload of forward/goalkicking options. I reckon the mids will decide this game. Max will win in the ruck but the doggies will have prepared for this and, to use a word that appears to have left the football lexicon, attempt to "shark" his hitouts. We simply have to give our forwards plenty of opportunities with fast entries.

What a nasty fellow you can be dc - I suppose it comes from living in Borewood. The lads were quite well but became distressed at the above reference. You know very well they are highly sensitive about particular ancestral associations. They are going out to stomp some wildlife as a form of anger management. To other matters. I am wondering how bookings for Earl Hood's overseas rip off tour are proceeding? I've misplaced the itinerary BTW and just wondering if the stopover in Pyongyang was still on offer. Actually I have some concerns about Earl Hood. First the hirstute Conchita mysteriously reappears while his main man Hudson appears to have fallen out of favour. Now it seems he is prepared to rough it on an overseas jaunt with some of the coarsest of Demonland's hoi polloi. I fear the failed guava paste enterprise has impacted poorly on what lurks beneath that sensitive hipster bun. Finally I hold grave concerns for our immoderater from Hopping Dicks. It has been some time since he has graced us with his dulcet tones. In fact it was about the time that I initiated an investigation for malfeasance at the supposedly family run Hopping Dicks BDSM club.

They are dumb [censored] and many of them probably pay twice.

I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women. Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it. I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

Actually since this topic has been opened let me say that our education system is [censored] up beyond belief. I read today that Australia is falling behind on all educational measures - doesn't surprise me at all.

Teachers!!! Bunch of left wing [censored]!!

Bitter is from Romsey.

I don't GAF how much they paid him. Loyalty or family connections have nothing to do with it. Jack Viney is now elite property and will be paid as such.