Bitter but optimistic

BTW Jazz pm Biff re female company.

Obviously a successful extraction from the frozen poddy calf Jazz!

Good work P man!!! However, I have to admonish you for missing my old mate Stuie. If I may? Stuie "The sky is blue at the moment but if someone else says it's blue - fu ck them, it must be green. And fu ck the green sayers too - they are wrong - it must be red. I'll have a go at those bastards who say it's red too. Weak bastards, where is the evidence? My evidence is real evidence and it is right! I say it's purple but Biffen says it's purple too - he must be stalking me. It's really yellow! Fu ck all you bastards, I'm not going to post for a month just to teach you all a lesson"

Fl og, I don't mind you having me on ignore - most of what I write is above you anyway. However, if you are going to ignore me, be consistent and do not comment on my posts. I consider that pizz weak as I have no right of reply..

In a sordid sort sort of way Biff, both you and Jazza owe your extensive wealth to the exploitation of teats.

More likely frozen to the rear end of a poddy calf OD. You know the stories about how dairy farmers like to keep themselves warm!

You have been told Jazza and ....... so has the other pervert, Moonshadow. BTW Maple your intelligence and class was apparent from your first post. To a suave urbane fellow like myself, this was obvious. Unfortunately, more often than not, you will find yourself casting pearls ...!

Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while. Rather miss her.

Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

That is bloody funny dc!

We all carry our burdens of guilt Biff. I am just putting on my horsehair shirt and will give myself a flogging before retiring for the night.

There is a sad loss of innocence story in that. The lads were quite naive in those days and thought the only reason people wore gumboots was to keep their feet dry!

Pity I didn't know you were attending today OD. A couple of "the lads" were there and would have looked after you. They no longer compete of course - a scandal involving a (former) virgin female alpaca was ( falsely) attributed to them. Enough said.

No doubt you are correct dc. However , for our sanity, I think it is best not to try and imagine what such "comforts" might be.

Mans inhumanity ............... what an unfair world we live in. Servants are treated much better in Romsey.

Well.. at least pay the girls more!!!!

I would have suspected the green pond slime that posts here dc, however, the hijacker appears to be literate ( at least beyond colouring books) and so I must eliminate him ....................... "I must eliminate him" ............... hmmmmmmmmmmm.

So you have not joined Lordweaver in the great beyond Biff. Surprising! However it may be time to reinvent yourself - your licentious lifestyle and illegal interests are surely leading you closer to perdition.

I didn't attend the footy today nor did I even think about it until about 6.00 pm this evening. Today I had the privilege of attending a "special olympics" swimming carnival. Most of the competitors were Down Syndrome the the others had ID's of various types. The highlight for me was a 50 metre race where 3 0f the competitors had finished and the fourth was about 3/4 of a pool length behind. The crowd cheered the last person on and, as she came near the finish, the other three who were still in the water began to clap. I am a hard hearted bastard but this made me cry. Actually writing about it now is making me cry. It puts life in perspective.

You are on the money here WJ. Biffen actually runs a service that is not so much a happy hour but does guarantee a "happy ending". BTW. I have been trying to track Biffen down - if we don't hear from him soon i reckon he has (as the salvos say) been promoted to glory along with Lordweaver..

Had my last night in Saigon. Stayed at the New World Saigon Hotel - which I highly recommend btw. Anyway they have a " happy hour" 2 hours free beer/wine and food. Well I showed them a thing or two. I was very discerning and started at one end of the wine selection, one end of the food table and worked my way through. I had to instruct the young lady pouring the wine that a glass is best filled to the brim rather than that pretentious partially filled foolishness. Made a complete guts of myself of course. The locals were in awe! Certainly showed them what an Aussie can do. Those Viet Congs will think twice about invading us!

A lot of talk about Canadia and no sign of Maple Demon. Typical sheila - never there when you need them!

In what? The asylum?

So you're another one making up stories Jazz? The truth is there were only 3 and it was all a bit of a misunderstanding - no harm done.