Bitter but optimistic

Maybe Biff! However, I've also heard he lets down the tyres in their wheelchairs.

I read some mindless spy novel a few years ago where the villain (an assassin) had had his lower legs amputated. He then had a number of screw on prosthetics available so he could disguise himself as various heights. BTW. . I hope Biffen doesn't get any ideas!

Bad luck Daise, she hasn't got a blue rinse. Although I'll bet they're often legless.

Anyway OD you can share the misery with Jazza today - he'll be very "cheesed off". He's probably still fondling teats atm but I'll be interested in his comments later.

Take the pledge and throw out the single malt?

Sad fact is OD , and you know it - and preached it - we are well and truly [censored] !!!

I would see you as more of a contraceptive Fl ogger! How long can we maintain this streak ?

Fl og probably uses margarine too!!

You are doing it again you boggle eyed little green snotball Mr [censored] Frog. You are rebuffing my pleasantries. Too much time in the virtual world. You are forgetting social niceties.

Thanks RTG. I never read the original play ( although some Of DW's work comes readily to mind)I but I vaguely remember watching a TV version (back in the late 70's).

Yeah - I'm not sure I can bring myself to front this weekend. Their supporters really shite me - they are worse than the filth toothless and the spitters from Essendrug. Even though they got flogged, I really cannot see us getting near them.

Enough of the sarcasm Fl og or I'll stop being nice to you.

Yeah she's a spunk - but she's also a Klingon!!

I've told you before about using that Westralian lingo.

Maybe it's just that blokes doing a bit of ..ah hem "hip and shoulder" is not that uncommon in the hills around your part of the world Jazz!!

Is this fair dinkum RTG? If so I'd draft him just for the name!!

Come on Moon, I know how you really feel!

Congratulations Flo gger - a good post. The "lads" found some of those pretty faces quite fetching and exciting. In fact I'm slipping some valium into their tuckerbags. BTW. That ends my praise and positivity.

Our draft pick success rate does not inspire confidence OD!!

I use that to dag "the lads". WTF does that mean? You taking lessons in Westralian Moonie?

FMD!! You actually measure this stuff? Christ Jazza you play this hard working dairy farmer role but you also lead a life "on the the other side". Nonetheless Biffen and I want to sign on. Daise would like to but he can't give up the blue rinsers. 1800 teats a day - amazing.

Now don't get me wrong Jazz - I'm not a prevert or anythink - but how far back do they stand?

Even Lordweaver can't deliver it with that rapidity!!!

Real men! Come off it Jazz. The real men of Romsey are very particular about their overall coiffure. I run the whippersnipper over the armpits daily.

A general, evasive and slimy response. Totally unsatisfactory.