Bitter but optimistic

You know the rootine well Grape. You have to take care with Biffen and his girls though - their clock tends to run rather quickly. Like some taximeters in Ho Chi Minh city.

Not witty ..... not funny ...... Your posts are making me look forward to Fl ogs return. The only thing that would make me even more happy ---- is if--- Fl og didn't return!!!

You are a true greeny Jazza!

I use the shotty on Rosellas, Lyrebirds, Kookaburras (teach the bastards to wake me up) etc, etc. Supposed to be protected species but I haven't seen anyone protecting them. If I see any little green Fl ogs Frogs I'll give them both barrels!

The "lads" like their fox mashed DC.

Perhaps saving souls has all become too much for our venerable LW. Has he finally succumbed to more venal and carnal pursuits? Perhaps he has formed "some extreme religious sect" and is tithing poor families and interfering with virgins.

I hope he is not too hung up!

Maybe they're onto that colostrum drug! Jazza swears by it.

Perhaps we could become bosom buddies RL!

Check those cattle Biff!! If their teats look bruised and roughly fondled they probably belong to Jazza.

Can't speak for DC but I suspect Biffen has been heavily embroiled in his drug business. As for Fl og - he's probably forgotten his single digit password and unable to post.

Only in the crotch area RL.

No worries RL contact Biffen. He is a member (office bearer I think) of a club that specialises in such activities. I could lend you my monk's outfit if you don't have your own.

Not sure about vicars but I have a wonderful brown monk's outfit (excellent hood) and the springy rope around the waist had a variety of applications. Used to wear it when I took the lads to the old "Hellfire Club". The actresses weren't bad either.

That's the spirit! We'll be there when the whips are cracking!!!!

Isn't there enough on Redtube?

A good lashing will keep me up DC!

I'll be the flagellator The lads will be a very noisy and excited audience.

PS. Fl og Please do not post an inane picture.

Well I'm enjoying a wonderful night - "the lads" and myself . Just used my better halves (halfs?) credit card to order $300.00 worth of decent red. Am about to enjoy lasagne and salad - the lads mostly have salad and will sit down to watch series three of "The Samurai". One complaint! Could someone tell me who invented these multi pack DVD holders. I want to shove a boxed set up his/her ..... (place where the sun don't shine). What is the secret technique for actually releasing a disc? I am I the only buffoon who has this problem?

No you're wrong DC! Jazza is our resident expert on that particular part of the anatomy. After all he fondles 1800 teats per day. Even your herculean efforts with the blue rinsers wouldn't approach that.

Moon is totally eclipsed regularly.

Biffen wouldn't have written that! He has exploited virgins and lesbians along with everything else exploitable

Given that you are totally bereft of social skills Fl og - I would say staying at home would have been your best option. Although that would, no doubt, pizz your missus off.

A certain rhythm no doubt. It would all depend on DC's musical prefs. I hope for the blue rinsers sake it's not "thrash metal"!