Bitter but optimistic

Biffen is common in that he runs a very common house. As to myself, well suffice to say that no residents of the fair burg of Romsey are common - commoners are sent to Borewood.

BTW Jazza the Romsey Tree Hugging Society are looking for an outing. I suggested Beech Forest to see if the local cockies are environmentally aware and upholding all pertinent laws. Perhaps you could organise a welcome cuppa and Barbie?

I'd have hoped for a bit of patriotism and loyalty from you blokes - I'm talking "Golden Syrup"! Before you know it, it will be lamb and diary from Kiwiland - Sorry for raising that during your anti smoking campaign Jazz.

Paneful Moonie Paneful!

If you didn't have me on ignore you little [censored], you would know!!!

As usual Moonie, you are first with the latest (incorrect) information. After a thorough examination, it was found that no rehab was necessary. Just Karma I suppose - I do good and good happens to me!

Excellent questions Moonie - your insight has surprised me. However, to be sure of the answer one would have to delve into Biffen's dark psyche. A place to be avoided!

The apocalypse?

I’m certain you’ll all be interested in an update on Biffen’s latest stretch in rehab. He is almost halfway through and they are removing the straightjacket for a few hours each day. His bladder control is returning but his lewd (and apparently impossible) suggestions to his counsellors are causing concern. Nonetheless hopes are high although he still calls out “Stuie!, Stuie!”, during his hypnosis sessions.

I feel your pain Jazz!!!! Ha ha just joking!!!

Agree OD. How else are "scrums" going to broken up if the bloke who is prepared to get down and get pill is double punished by being slammed and then free kicked? Yeah commented (screamed vile abuse) at the time. Logically that should mean that any kick deep along the boundary (the usual get out tactic) should be penalised if it goes over the line. Umpiring is baffling - the Jetta/Vince goal was another fine exemplar.

BTW glad to see you're online DC. 8.40 Sunday and you have .ucked all the blue rinsers in for the night. Well done!!

Not to mention applying a colour highlight to the Brazillian DC!!

Sure you are not delusional due to over imbibing OD?

Got that OD.

I want you Fl og !!! I want to bite your little green head off!!! Where are you? Are you ignoring me Fl og ??????????????????

FL ogger!!! I've been waiting for you!!!!

And there is always a "happy ending" to those stories DC!!

Can't argue with that logic OD

My theory is - go to Asia during our coldest months - to hell with all else!

Couple of points OD. 1,Mid year hols are still on - I,m going to vietnam in about 3 weeks. 2. Yes, I am there, but I go incognito so that my fans don't disturb my enjoyment of the game. Also, the "lads" watch the game on TV.

Go Trident next year OD and sit in front of the Betty Cuthbert - great spot.

What's to like OD?

Indeed! Don't attempt to list Biff's pecuniary interests, it is far simpler to remember that they are either illegal or immoral - usually both!!!

Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.