Bitter but optimistic

"After hours and feeling that impending mix of sadness and anger? Retreat to our Self Flagellation Room (proudly sponsored by BBO)." I don't mind supplying the equipment (and technical advice if required) but I want everything cleaned up before it is returned.

Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

Biff, you need either a gun or a fast escape plan. Did you not explain the perils associated with your lifestyle to the relevant authorities?

Keep this between you and I dc but the lads consider dairy farmers a bit vulgar and callow. They prefer the more genteel folk of Romsey.

Maybe but ... he gets a lot of sex.

The more I read your posts, the more impressive you loom jizza. I think it's time you started to spend more time in polite society. Daisycutter's your man. He has innumerable contacts and could help you unleash your potential.

Yes I can picture jizza strutting about in the moleskins and handmade RM Williams boots. Complete with stetson made from tanned udders of course. Must bring a tear to the poddy calves eyes.

You are obviously very house proud jizz - good on you!

Jesus jizza, I didn't realise you were so sophisticated!

What about Vic Morrow in "Combat". The guy had a gun that never ran out of bullets.

Watched it in B+W with the family. It's up there with Rawhide and Wagon Train (and many others of that era) Simpler world. AND ... Melbourne were a powerhouse footy team

Is OD in need of a re-tread?

Crabs are more your speciality Biff?

You should market your unfunny shite Moony. Works better than Temazepan, by a mil..zzz z zzzz z zzz z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A cruel yet alarmingly accurate description of a fellow poster who tries to claim the moral highground yet , by his own admission, is a lustful goat who ignores the norms of polite society.

Sorry Biff - I didn't mean to appear abrupt in anyway. Your question interrupted my pondering of dc's bluerinse conquests. I mean how many blue rinsers are there? Does he do repeat performances? He is not a young man, so are there some artificial aids involved. Do you provide such aids? Very complex.

Hard to answer. We are dealing with a humanized "art".The American new strucuralists flirted with a number of alien intrusians in their attempts to throw off formalism. The desire for total understanding requires the deconstruction of what you naively call "pictorial additions". The whole matter is further confused because Fl og is a simpleton. Your question requires further consideration.

Why didn't you do the world a favour and glass Demon [censored]? fl og!

So it was you that glassed him Biff!

Would the welding gloves be safer Jizza?

Bull shite! You cant marry all the poor shrivelled old [censored]!

Put one away early dc? Left some blue rinser weeping with joy no doubt. BTW. Is that breach of promise law still on the books .... I wonder?

Further, let's all take a guess about dc's Friday night activities?

Biffen usually likes this cunning punning stuff but Friday night is not good for him. Rather than selling drugs it is his ingest night - sayonara Biff.

If your mammary serves you correctly BB.