Bitter but optimistic

Tyson Vince Jones (The above 3 by a mile) Gawn Wagner Watts (although he went awol at the end)

For me the greatest oddity about the game was how we were kept in it by the consistently outstanding efforts of only 3 players - Vince, Tyson and Jones. Gawn won hit outs but the conditions did not suit big mark taking around the ground. There were however, enough cameos from a number of players to give me great confidence for the upcoming game against the filth. Ollie choo choo and Petracca both continued to give glimpses of the players they will become. Omac showed a bit and I'm guessing he will continue to be persevered with. His more experienced brother still causes heart flutters from time to time. Trengove did enough to suggest that also will become a fixture in our midfield rotation. He will only get better. Hunt and Wagner add to the list of players who simply need more experience. Our forwards were poor but, again so was much of our delivery. Dawes was off the pace and continues to be an enigma. He is a terrific runner and competitor but his marking is poor. However, if reports about Pedo and pneumonia are correct then Dawes will have time to reestablish himself and find some form. At his best he is creative and damaging. Jeffy was very poor and also did not like the slippery ball. However, is the type of player who will bounce back and kick a bagfull. It may well be next Monday.

ickey, what the [censored] are you going on about?

Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queue which included Hawthorn bogans. Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him. As I considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued. Sure enough, Moonie produced two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!! At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

Your sarcasm focused on one of the great music groups of the last century demonstrates your total lack of good taste

Hate norf but hate tiggers more! In fact I hate all of the [censored]!

The drugs are really becoming an issue.

Yes but you never expect the cameras.

What a vulgar and disgusting fellow you are!

HaHaHa!!!! That is great work! Pair of [censored]!

If Dawes plays well on Saurday it will be difficult for Pedo to get back in, unless he gets a go in the back line

[censored] me, why would you bother? They are mostly all [censored]. Well no, that is wrong. There are so many trying to make a living out of commentating or writing about football that they are constantly looking for a headline or tv grab. So the ante is continually being amped up. So maybe they are not [censored] but just protecting their jobs. Anyway, if you doubt my questioning of footy journos/commentators in general, just consider the [censored] who is the chief football writer for Melbourne's biggest selling paper.

Yes this is a surprise to me. He's big and strong but I would have thought short of match fitness.

Thank you Adam - I appreciate that.

Met Trenners up in Darwin a few years ago. I was a bit [censored] but he was well mannered , listened to my ramblings and was very pleasant. A lovely young man and he deserves every success .

Do you give her jolly good floggings regularly Adam? Don't be bashful now, I would love to .. pant pant know. PS. If you do send me a video and i'll give you a critique.

Correct bb and the older you get the harder it gets. the older you get the more difficult recovery becomes.

Well ... errr ... yes ... it's err... good Ethan. But ..... perhaps a little more workshopping...

Keep it to yourself Ethan but I once had unprotected sex in Thailand! Honesty Edit. - I was alone at the time.

Your latest pic looks wonderfully academic Ethan. Is this really you?

Would you like a copy picket?

Now listen up all you [censored]!! The third man started a very sensible thread about my favourite poster - 'luded. Now too many of you [censored] have used it as forum for jokes and promoting your own [censored]. I want 'luded back. What's a bit of sexism between mates. The immoderators have lost the plot. If not for lunatics like 'luded this would be just another beige site. Plus ... and here's the big one, he dead set loves the demons. Get with it mods - 'luded back!

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute. Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus). My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable. So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

As far as I can determine 'luded has been in the sin bin for over a month. This seems excessive. A judicial review is needed so that we can all once again benefit from his incisive comments.

Someone needs to.