Bitter but optimistic

Truth can be stranger than fiction BB.

OR - if no bastard wants their name associated with it

I cannot imagine what he wears at "showtime"!

Apparently except when the Dees are involved at the pointy end!!

No No Jizz. Dc walks past the debs and goes for the certainties.

'Thats why I said I was cooking chicken. Haven't you seen that 007 movie where Bond says "I knew you were a spy when you ordered chianti with fish"? Got to get the selections right with the food, but red is the colour of choice. Borewood is full of semillon sauvignon blanc latte sipping soft kocks." Taken from another thread.I wont dob in the poster of course ( i am the soul of discretion) but dc - cop that.

Come on fess up. I wont hold it against you!!

Thanks RTG, as you know I value your opinion on such matters, and, as a result, I feel much better about myself. My hard work in the gym maybe paying off.

I'm over 100kg and something of a beast. Will I get drafted?

Do you live anywhere near Borewood bjD?

He must be permanently pizzed Shirley.

Indeed!

Perhaps OD could buy some spandex and join me in the gym.

If you "pumping iron" like my good self WJ, you shrug off such minor ailments. BTW. My personal trainer has resigned from the gym and the others apparently are not available. Bit odd really. Anyway I'll handle myself for the moment. I'm making remarkable progress.

Retirement becomes you Fl og.

No don't stop OD. You have just got it right!

Stick to your schoolboy toilet humour Moon!

Biffen will no doubt correct me if my usage is incorrect but I do not think that "stuffed" is le mot juste . There is a far more accurate (albeit vulgar) substitute that springs to my mind.

I think you protest too much Moonie!!

Don't worry WJ, I'll pull my weight!

Well you smartarses, now that I've discovered the game begins at 11.00 am - I may not be able to comment on Jesse's excellence. What is the logic behind the timing? Please .. I need to know this.

Schoolboy smut. What a disgusting lot you are!

Just back from another session at the gym. I'm certainly feeling a new man.

Except the "highs" are effing rare OD. Although, I'll admit, there have been some rippers. Beating the drug cheats comes to mind, as does that win against the Swan and the come from behind against Freo.

Funny men are often troubled men. Why is it so?