Bitter but optimistic

BTW Mable - while I'm giving advice. Ignore any of Moon's blandishments - he is a dirty old man. Remember, trust Uncle Bitter !

Better not to ask that question Mable. Now here's the secret. Song lives with a bloke on the filth's list. So obviously he duds him for rent, bills, dental expenses etc. However, said filth person is also out of the house frequently doing physical type things like, running, weights and general training. Song uses these times of absence to do his own type of training with the filth player's girlfriend. Quite laudable really but Song likes to think he is discrete!

Yes! I do that in my "man cave" but, I have obstacles, the roses are very dangerous and the "lads" tend to eat the softer blooms.

Merely an observation Red, however, you must recognize the realpolitic of what I said. Better the honest bullshite of dland rather than the dishonest bullshite that we face daily.

It drives the world in many ways Red.

Thanks for the advice. I'll go with Mable's idea - dishonesty seems the most straightforward solution.

That too, seems excessive RTG. However, I thank you for your concern.

Some advice needed! Had to visit my GP this week to have the Brazillian checked out. Her comments went something like this - DR. Now that (problem X) has been sorted out, we need to work on your general health. I sat quietly, as I could see where this conversation was going. DR. Your drinking - it is foolishly excessive! (my lovely GP i8s of Eastern European heritage and is quite authoritarian in her manner.) I continued to sit timidly. DR. Your first aim must be four alcohol free days per week. I began to swoon. DR. What is is wrong? I said that I didn't think I could drink enough on the remaining three days to make up for the four days abstinence. DR. Don't be foolish. Record your daily drinking and see me in two weeks. Now as I am quite terrified of this woman I shall "fudge the books" and show her a totally invented record. I could, of course change physicians, but apart from her very conservative view of a healthy intake of wine, she is very good. As there appear to be plenty of drunks and addicts on this thread, I would welcome your comments.

Agreed DC. The lack of moral guidance on this thread is sadly obvious. Biffen in particular needs to be chastised for his lustful godless ways. A good chastisement would also be of benefit to Loonshadow... and probably Jazza and ... Bbub and ....

BTW. Looks like Biff is out for the night! He waltzes in for a while but then the er.... medications take over .. and he disappears!

"Chapeau hat" !!! That's far too classy for Demonland Mable. Biffo likes his French but that sort of stuff will spin poor old Moonie out. He'll start searching through the Dinka or Eskimo dictionary.

America's condom? As to "hijinks" with Biff? At "The Lads" insistence, I have removed Biffen from my social calendar. He is a tawdry fellow at best and his living conditions and neighbourhood defy description. He is a fringe dweller and is likely to be incarcerated at any moment.

The anti-psychotic drugs are working then Biff? How do you continue to conduct your business so successfully under such conditions?

It's a pity Mable Demon isn't online - she could make the acquaintance of Biffen - that would either send her back to Canadia ( or whatever it's called) or to where Fl og fell off the world.

Fair bump ! Play on!

You trying to push Jazza over the edge OD?

But you are already weird Song!

I have never seen a young and inexperienced player who is so composed.

You must have some weird sort of home life Red!!

Are you fair dinkum Jazza? How long? Is it forever? I'm beginning to ignore the double brazillian after that news. I'll even start to read Moonie's posts if you can offer me a long term break from fl ogger.

Don't know. I'll wait for Loonshadow's view and that will put me to sleep.

Well I'm not sure you can call DC geriatric Jazza. However, let's just say that some of his blue rinse conquests, err ... special friends, may fall into that category.

Just when I was starting to be nice to him!

"I am tied of have the feeling that the team has no chance of winning, week after week." Have you employed ENYAW to ghost write for you fl og? " But 2015 is another season so Go the Dees!" Yes 2015 is another season - thank you for that gem of wisdom Fl og but maybe we could finish 2014 first?

My list will win due to superior obscenity - you little [censored]!