Bitter but optimistic

What's to like OD?

Indeed! Don't attempt to list Biff's pecuniary interests, it is far simpler to remember that they are either illegal or immoral - usually both!!!

Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.

Yes and Biffen can confirm this. It's a little side earner he has going - just don't ask how he obtains said dentures. BTW the text on that poster is incorrect . It should read - "since they were brother and sister". Cousins marrying among the filth is virtually compulsory while sibling marriages are less (slightly) common and therefore somewhat newsworthy.

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

You're correct about Biffen's personal hygiene issues Jazz, but you are on dangerous territory with the canasta. This is strictly DC's area - canasta, euchre, hearts, bingo - it's all part of Dc's seductive web, whereby he builds a constant supply of unrequited shags from the blue rinse set. However, judging by Redleg's recent info it seems that WJ is also venturing into this area.

What's going on Fl og? I see you are back bigger and worse than ever. And .... what's more .. defriended me!!!!!!

On an entirely different topic, I,sadly, must report that our rarely valued colleague Biffen, has been ordered to undergo rehab for the next two weeks. In order to show that he intends to change his ways, Biff has decided to isolate himself from family and friends at The Gat. The truth, of course, is that, Biffen’s family disowned him some years ago, after a particularly unsavoury incident or, actually incidents, involving a (formerly) maiden aunt and a few sherries. Further, due to a number of distasteful personal habits, Biff has no friends. Despite all this, Biff claims he is genuinely trying to reform, but in the absence of Lordweaver’s firm but god guided hand, his prospects, I believe, are bleak. The “Lads” have offered to help, but Biffen, immersed in drug assisted self pity, has rudely rebuffed them. I will, nonetheless, try to assist poor Biff in anyway I can but any suggestions for his personal development will be passed on.

[censored] off Moonie!

I was going to ask if you got some sort of tax claim out of it but then i remembered you are in a tax free industry

[censored] off Moonie!!

Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

Come on Biff - you are hardly in a position to judge dinner guests!!

The "paraphernalia" on the table is a giveaway. Biff has obviously supplied (at an outrageous price) the poor bastards with some dangerous backyard concoction.

Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

A rhyming couplet! How clever of you Fl og!!

You might have at least put them in Melbourne colours Fl ogger!

No prob Moonie you tie their back legs to the Quad bike and take them wherever you want. BTW DC - the lads are none too happy about that picture turning up in a public forum

How could one take offence with that? So you can count Moon! Yes but they are always genuinely regretful the next day.

Sticks and stones. Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”. Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with. I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”?

BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him. I'm quite hurt about this. Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa !

"Then Fl.og will come along and wreck it." Yet again, you have read the chook's entrails successfully Biff!

BTW Mable - while I'm giving advice. Ignore any of Moon's blandishments - he is a dirty old man. Remember, trust Uncle Bitter !

Better not to ask that question Mable. Now here's the secret. Song lives with a bloke on the filth's list. So obviously he duds him for rent, bills, dental expenses etc. However, said filth person is also out of the house frequently doing physical type things like, running, weights and general training. Song uses these times of absence to do his own type of training with the filth player's girlfriend. Quite laudable really but Song likes to think he is discrete!