Bitter but optimistic

I keep opening those contacts from Asian sheilas who love me and get similar problems. [censored] ..... I hope the squeeze doesn't see this.

Well ..no. I'm figuring the hipster bosom would be a tad sweaty from bike riding or jogging the tan, so Earl's sheilas will get really excited over the manly odour of a randy alpaca who has just stomped a fox to death.

Well I must be one of those nuffers Vo Po because it seems to me 50 + years is a [censored] long journey and inept efforts like last Sunday indicate there is no end in sight.

Let us hope your agility continues Earl. This little piece of arcane information may assist you in that regard. Hatchet Man - "late 19th century (originally US): figuratively, from an early use denoting a hired Chinese assassin" BTW Earl if you think any of the Hood female household needs a safe refuge during your difficult times, your ever reliable Uncle Bitter will welcome them into the bosom of Romsey Manor.

I imagine you have a number and variety of such ..... er "devices" picket!

Well what a [censored] disaster the footy was!! Your poor (now poorer) old Uncle Bitter was very confident of a win and, consequently, put a shiteload on the dees. Thankfully, I watched the disaster unfold from The Manor but at certain moments had temper issues and threw objects!! Well that caused mayhem - The Lads scattered, the dog [censored] on the floor and my missiles ( cans) damaged the walls. The squeeze is really [censored] off and it is likely that your uncle will be denied any er...... relationship pleasures for some considerable time. The only thing that would cheer me now is another's misfortune. Something along the lines of dc getting the pox or picket breaking a leg

Yep nail on head I reckon.

Thanks for the prompt reply but my recollection is that I said the post or argument was weak. I called the poster by name.

I'd just like to beat the bastards!

I would like to know under what article of the so called "Code of Conduct" my recent post to Stuie was removed? It was not vulgar. It could hardly be considered offensive. It was relevant to an issue raised in a number of still extant posts above. It was not a personal attack. ??????????????????????????????

FMD!

Time for you to deliver Stu!!

Glad you finally admitted you were wrong Stu.

Yes he was outmuscled far too easily on at least 3 occasions

Please tell what miraculous Thursday night magic would have changed today's result Stu!

Inept handball is one of our strong points chook.

When does the rebuild start?

We are kidding ourselves!!

What a disgraceful quarter of football!! One of our worst!!

We will CRUSH them!!! In the bag!!

Just moved the esky into the home cinema! I'm ready! I'm pumped! We are going to [censored] them today!!!!

..... give someone a jolly good flogging!

I'd hate to lose Bernie today - would be very costly indeed.

Well I won't hold that against them Ethan - the nasty little buggers probably deserved it.

Well [censored] them and [censored] their records.