Bitter but optimistic

Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32. Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube. "Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved. Stick to your colouring books.

If I could drag him out of the S bend he'd call me Pain Man!

I smell a rat here! It is a given that you are illiterate. Therefore I need to know who put you up to that post! Hang on...I've got it .....Asperger Syndrome!!! The book was a gift to you but you couldn't read it! All makes sense now...

Just as I was speculating on how silly and irrelevant a post could be ..... Anyway, I thought you'd suffocated in an "S bend" Fl og ................ where did you get the spine transplant BTW?

Forget it bj. If you offended Loonie Moonie well done and do it again.

Great minds?

FMD. I'm loathe to ask but what was his "special name" for the rear 1/3?

FMD. Sick bas tard. Go away!

Nah! Care factor about zero!

I reckon Moonie would go for the Jersey's

When you say the girls, do you mean the fresians or the jerseys. Or aren't you particular?

You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

Could we sell it as a Peckerino?

I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

Christ Biff you are sounding like our resident Lothario. A not so grim reaper!

Thanks Jizz, exactly what I'm doing. Probably need a day or two to get over it

Pull a root or two Biff?

Stop your whining Jizza you don't know what tough is. I've been drinking red and standing over a hot bar-b-que all day.

I wonder if there is a cape involved ?

Surely the predator follows the prey dc!

Description: The Whitehorse Club is situated on the East Burwood Reserve at 298 – 336 Burwood Highway, East Burwood. It has occupied its present premises since 1990.It is a multicultural Club within Italian – Australian origins.Our membership is approximately 1000 individuals of which 60% are elderly citizens over the age of 65. Our members enjoy social nights on Tuesday and Friday nights. On a Thursday during the day our members have the use of all our facilities. Members enjoy playing bocce, card games, yoga session, gently exercise, tombola, billiards and quiet social interaction. Our members also enjoy, day trips, extended trips and also interstate Any guesses where Lothario might be tonight?

Cant argue with the quality of some of the shiraz from around Heathcote Clint. Trouble is, it's bloody expensive and, at the rate I swill the stuff, I'd have to start selling off the "lads". BTW mere parapraxis with your name.

Meant to reply the other night BB. That was a Barossa induced spelling error. However, I do answer to graceful and elegant.

My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years. Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.