Bitter but optimistic

[censored] out on drugs

I reckon it's his current squeeze!

Wouldn't matter - he's illiterate and couldn't read a key or legend. Just let the little fella be creative and we'll see if he can stay inside the lines.

Well pizz off and colour it in.

Good question - if your and Fl ogs efforts represent the standard at this hour then I will resume my early retiring habits.

Save your "humour" for the blue rinsers dc!

Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32. Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube. "Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved. Stick to your colouring books.

If I could drag him out of the S bend he'd call me Pain Man!

I smell a rat here! It is a given that you are illiterate. Therefore I need to know who put you up to that post! Hang on...I've got it .....Asperger Syndrome!!! The book was a gift to you but you couldn't read it! All makes sense now...

Just as I was speculating on how silly and irrelevant a post could be ..... Anyway, I thought you'd suffocated in an "S bend" Fl og ................ where did you get the spine transplant BTW?

Forget it bj. If you offended Loonie Moonie well done and do it again.

Great minds?

FMD. I'm loathe to ask but what was his "special name" for the rear 1/3?

FMD. Sick bas tard. Go away!

Nah! Care factor about zero!

I reckon Moonie would go for the Jersey's

When you say the girls, do you mean the fresians or the jerseys. Or aren't you particular?

You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

Could we sell it as a Peckerino?

I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

Christ Biff you are sounding like our resident Lothario. A not so grim reaper!

Thanks Jizz, exactly what I'm doing. Probably need a day or two to get over it

Pull a root or two Biff?

Stop your whining Jizza you don't know what tough is. I've been drinking red and standing over a hot bar-b-que all day.

I wonder if there is a cape involved ?