Bitter but optimistic

FFS! How does the above picture add anything of value to this thread or board?

Nah. That's a bit harsh - on Picket! I reckon Stu was one of those test tube jobs .... didn't quite work out.

Contact Biffen when you are finished. His lab needs some major renos and he will require some aid. Besides he might batch up some viagra to assist in your endeavours with the blue rinsers.

Your jokes a still [censored] DC. I suppose you're keeping yourself warm working out? The mid week tennis for the blue rinsers will be starting in a few weeks and you'll want to be in good nick.

Just received an update on Biffen. Apparently just came off a bender to discover his meth lab had burnt down and his girls had joined a union. Biff's life is in a spiral - out of control. I like the guy (even though he stole my credit card) but there is a limit to my good nature. The "lads" consider him a pervert (along with Frosty). I'm going to avoid the Gat for a while.

Don't concern yourself Moon, I'll unveg myself as soon as I'm confident that any schnitzels from Jazza's area are gone from the market.

No single malts OD?

I just become a vego!

BTW Jazz pm Biff re female company.

Obviously a successful extraction from the frozen poddy calf Jazz!

Good work P man!!! However, I have to admonish you for missing my old mate Stuie. If I may? Stuie "The sky is blue at the moment but if someone else says it's blue - fu ck them, it must be green. And fu ck the green sayers too - they are wrong - it must be red. I'll have a go at those bastards who say it's red too. Weak bastards, where is the evidence? My evidence is real evidence and it is right! I say it's purple but Biffen says it's purple too - he must be stalking me. It's really yellow! Fu ck all you bastards, I'm not going to post for a month just to teach you all a lesson"

Fl og, I don't mind you having me on ignore - most of what I write is above you anyway. However, if you are going to ignore me, be consistent and do not comment on my posts. I consider that pizz weak as I have no right of reply..

In a sordid sort sort of way Biff, both you and Jazza owe your extensive wealth to the exploitation of teats.

More likely frozen to the rear end of a poddy calf OD. You know the stories about how dairy farmers like to keep themselves warm!

You have been told Jazza and ....... so has the other pervert, Moonshadow. BTW Maple your intelligence and class was apparent from your first post. To a suave urbane fellow like myself, this was obvious. Unfortunately, more often than not, you will find yourself casting pearls ...!

Dunno what happened to that sheila from Canadia that posted on here for a while. Rather miss her.

Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

That is bloody funny dc!

We all carry our burdens of guilt Biff. I am just putting on my horsehair shirt and will give myself a flogging before retiring for the night.

There is a sad loss of innocence story in that. The lads were quite naive in those days and thought the only reason people wore gumboots was to keep their feet dry!

Pity I didn't know you were attending today OD. A couple of "the lads" were there and would have looked after you. They no longer compete of course - a scandal involving a (former) virgin female alpaca was ( falsely) attributed to them. Enough said.

No doubt you are correct dc. However , for our sanity, I think it is best not to try and imagine what such "comforts" might be.

Mans inhumanity ............... what an unfair world we live in. Servants are treated much better in Romsey.

Well.. at least pay the girls more!!!!