Bitter but optimistic

I hope you overstretch yourself while masturbating.

That is my nature you [censored]. Further [censored] you I hope you [censored] and if not i hope you get [censored]. Is that clear you [censored].

Well, it wasn't technically a deflowering. The missing wine was a stronger case (albeit circumstantial ) against me.

i have always carried out CSO' s with pride and aplomb.

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Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].

Painted on the side of a "Double B" no doubt - there would be sufficient space.

You are a very complex fellow Song. You live with a filth player and knock off his girlfriend. Yet you also express other strange desires. You need a break from Demonland.

Where's Jane 02. She finds thighs disturbing.

Yeah! Take one for the team Song!

Disturbing.

FMD! F l o g's inane kindergarten humour is about to do me in!!

Like Jizza's dishes!

I think it was also worthy of " and a sharp blow to the testicles".

That appears to be a discriminatory reference to flaggelators (sic) Gnasher. Is such language permitted under the Dland Code of Conduct?

And then ............. along comes Moonie!!! Adding what to the conversation ........?

That's for certain Chook!!!

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Good thread P-man. A cross section of Dland [censored] have posted and basically made no sense. Good stuff!

"After hours and feeling that impending mix of sadness and anger? Retreat to our Self Flagellation Room (proudly sponsored by BBO)." I don't mind supplying the equipment (and technical advice if required) but I want everything cleaned up before it is returned.

Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.