Bitter but optimistic

Rattle the pig bucket .... and look who arrives

I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site. Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!

You know this for a fact Jizz?

Anyway goodnight sh iteheads . I have other matters to attend to!

Please don't mention the fungal issue again Biffen. It's not really my fault.

Fl ogs as bait for fishing -- cruel way to poison fish I reckon However, you are quite correct Mable it takes a lot to get me out out of the manor at Romsey for any length of time. A weekend at Earl Hood's estate is , obviously, an exception.

Do they have shiraz in Canadia Mable? Do they stomp on Fl ogs in Canadia Mable?

I am proud of what I have!! Few can match it!

I don't need to overact Fl og ......... I am naturally the centre of attention.

That's impressive Jizz! I imagine that get up would enable you win to over your fair share of heifers. ( although a bag of oats or half a bale of hay might be needed to seal the deal)

Lord Jizza an integral cog among the social elite of Peach Forest! Bwahaha Bwahahah! I suppose formal attire is when you don the cut down gumboots?

I presume it's a non talk version Fl og. You just look at the pictures.

Of course my airs and graces are fancy. And I don't get nearly enough.

So it comes to this!! dc highlights dyslexia but ,curiously, makes no mention of dementia, which he relies upon to fulfill his disgusting shagging needs! Hypo bloody crite! PS And don't think I've finished with you either Moonie.

Well put Sir! Biffen continually attempts to rise above his his level of usefulness . Pathetic really. He is a pimp and should be happy with that station. Why do these fellows think they can rise above their prescribed lot? Moonshadow is another example. We should simply ignore these Buffoons . We are too generous.

Look at the post above and call me a "heartless intellectual snob."

What a bunch of unfunny ignorami! Why do louts continually poke fun at their social and intellectual superiors? Just give it to the simpletons - aka Fl og and Jizz.

Speaking of Princesses - right on cue!

Doubt it Mable - there are any number of princesses her on Dland. For example,Jizza is a bit of a princess (albeit in a cowshite gown). I was going to extend the joke to queens but ...... nah .. I'll leave it go.

OS possibly.

And if it keeps up it'll start me crying!

Yes but despite all that, we still give the proles their rightful thrashings!

Best to take the gloves off before going to bed Jizz.