Bitter but optimistic

Do you include the coathanger Ethan?

Well yes .. of course it is......... Obviously should have known that. FMD another sicko on D'land!!

That Ethan Tremblay fellow is Demonland's resident pervert in the west. I'm sure if you pm him he'll advise you how to get seated.

How is his first or Christian name pronounced? Is it "Gash"? If so, I'd cut him some slack.

How about a groovy knit? He'd look cracking in this poncho I reckon. A fine set of ....err ... lads D A G !!! Could you provide some detail on the " drop seat" described in the "Shirt Suit"?

A very responsible attitude. The last thing we want on Demonland is a wrong impression.

Not sure that Max would want a sheep.

Time to settle down Ben. "I'm told that ... " sauce please "Dunn didn't play in 2016 because of Goodwin" Really? ...sauce please. "I certainly don't think Goodwin is just their buddy. But I do think they really want to play for him, while I'm not sure they had the same emotive feelings for Roos". - Ok this is opinion, fair enough. However, a distinguished poster like yourself Ben should be able to provide some underlying reasoning.

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice. Please clarify.

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube. However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations. Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

seems highly unlikely

You've gotta be kidding Steve!!! Your footy posts are usually informative and considered ......... but this!!!! FMD!!!!

I doubt I'll be there. I hate that [censored] of a place.

Consider yourself marked RTG!

Your judgement is always impeccable RTG - who am I to doubt! I expect us to draft this fellow and have him win a Brownlow within ( is 3 years reasonable)?

Nice work Jack! Since you're clearly in a generous mood, I'll do my bit for the club by allowing you to renew my membership. We can sign up "the lads" too. I'll pm you the details. Thanks again!!

Your dreams appear to be taking an interesting direction Steve.

Well that certainly accounts for Biffen!

Thank you so much Chris. Do you know I've come across ( and uttered) a wide range of vulgarity in my time but that that one is new to me. Gotta love Demonland.

Don't be so silly will.

Yes Steve, I've also been wondering about this.

Good luck to Dawesy. He was loyal and hardworking during his time at the club.

FMD twice over!!!!! Not aiming to derail Dunny's thread but that is a shitfull statistic! FMD again!

I hate away games at the MCG because, against the big membership clubs, you get herded into a limited number of generally shitty seating options.

Now now Ben, I'm sure you have researched the [censored] out of this before starting the thread. Don't be a dick like the riddler - give us some names.