Bitter but optimistic

And if it keeps up it'll start me crying!

Yes but despite all that, we still give the proles their rightful thrashings!

Best to take the gloves off before going to bed Jizz.

What about Jizzo?

Loved Groucho but he was the opiate of the masses.

... but the smartest!

This thread displays the profundity of Groucho's famous offering. Which was something like - "I wouldn't be a member of a club that would have me as a member of the club".

But you did.

What? The tainted art of the gigolo?

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
” ― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life Any lobbyists on Dland ?

I cannot understand what all the above fuss is about. Nothing the teacher said or did seems untoward or unusual.

Do you ask her to talk dirty to you Fl og?

That might be a writ of habeus Musa sapientum fixa .

Actually that's pretty funny ....... for you Fl og!

I'm waiting for Biffen's fabrication before saying anything else on this matter.

Went to the footy in high spirits yesterday. The sun was shining and I was to meet a classy sheila for pre game drinks. Well it quickly went Sh ite as both Biffen and Moonie turned up at the same venue. Moonie looked as though he had just emerged from an op shop bin while Biffen was playing his respectable role and wearing a stolen tweed jacket. I could only assume that both of them had been lost in the outback recently as they began downing beers at a frantic rate. I held on to my wallet very tightly. They suggested enjoying the football together so, in deference to good manners I reluctantly agreed. However, my fellow members should thank me as we sat with the commoners in the outer. An interesting day. Moonie continued to gush his unbridled joy for "Wills and Kate". He even became teary once or twice. Biffen seemed surprisingly and unusually drug free so was determined to make up for it by alcohol consumption. Then they both became abusive and aggressive hurling quite vicious personal insults at all and sundry. Even nearby Demon supporters were appalled. I have no doubt that a review of the CCTV will see them both (rightly) banned. It is doubtful that my classy sheila will ever accompany me to the football again.

Both covered in cow shite no doubt.

Not trying to usurp my winning of the outrageously bad pun of the week competition I hope.

What on Earth are you on about Ethan? I could cop "Floggys" but "Froggys" (!) never!!

Thank you Ethan - for complicating matters even further. FMD!!

What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

Bitter "the body" Optimistic?

What are you currently beating Biff?

Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!