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Went to the footy in high spirits yesterday. The sun was shining and I was to meet a classy sheila for pre game drinks. Well it quickly went Sh ite as both Biffen and Moonie turned up at the same venue. Moonie looked as though he had just emerged from an op shop bin while Biffen was playing his respectable role and wearing a stolen tweed jacket. I could only assume that both of them had been lost in the outback recently as they began downing beers at a frantic rate. I held on to my wallet very tightly. They suggested enjoying the football together so, in deference to good manners I reluctantly agreed. However, my fellow members should thank me as we sat with the commoners in the outer. An interesting day. Moonie continued to gush his unbridled joy for "Wills and Kate". He even became teary once or twice. Biffen seemed surprisingly and unusually drug free so was determined to make up for it by alcohol consumption. Then they both became abusive and aggressive hurling quite vicious personal insults at all and sundry. Even nearby Demon supporters were appalled. I have no doubt that a review of the CCTV will see them both (rightly) banned. It is doubtful that my classy sheila will ever accompany me to the football again.
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Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!
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How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain. As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased. Makes a long drive bareable.
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