Bitter but optimistic

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about. I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

Think you've nailed it faulty. The idea of topping himself at 16 before going to the tigers is suggestive.

Nah, I'm finished with brothels Moonie. My investment properties are either going to be BDSM clubs or places for failed musicians. You know, knuckleheads who think they can play the guitar etc.

FMD! I feel sorry for the poor [censored] if that's how he's remembered as a footballer.

Yes I agree Bombay, very similar situation but I feel more confident that Weed will displace Pedo by season's end.

Perhaps I need to clarify my comment Bombay. It's not that I cannot see Jetta being replaced at some point but rather that I don't see Milkshake as an automatic replacement or even as an immediate selection as many do. He is a workmanlike performer who has been out of football for a year. He has to a bit to prove before he gets a game.

Ointments and leather are a happy combination Moon - where and how did you learn this? I hope it was it painful?

Change of topic ....Halloween. What a wonderful night I set the dog onto little kids as they come up the drive. He knocks them over, terrifies them and makes them cry. I've got a terrific picture if I can post it. Anyway back to it.

Jetta for Milkshake Bombay and we are pretty well in agreement.

I would be proud to win an award that carried that great Australian's name. BTW knucklehead it's Romsey!

OK picket, you've had over 3 days to recover from the drug induced state that led you to post this. WTF were you trying to say?

Very decent of you to provide all those useful Westralian insights Ethan. Best we leave it in demon-fanatic's hands now

Do you include the coathanger Ethan?

Well yes .. of course it is......... Obviously should have known that. FMD another sicko on D'land!!

That Ethan Tremblay fellow is Demonland's resident pervert in the west. I'm sure if you pm him he'll advise you how to get seated.

How is his first or Christian name pronounced? Is it "Gash"? If so, I'd cut him some slack.

How about a groovy knit? He'd look cracking in this poncho I reckon. A fine set of ....err ... lads D A G !!! Could you provide some detail on the " drop seat" described in the "Shirt Suit"?

A very responsible attitude. The last thing we want on Demonland is a wrong impression.

Not sure that Max would want a sheep.

Time to settle down Ben. "I'm told that ... " sauce please "Dunn didn't play in 2016 because of Goodwin" Really? ...sauce please. "I certainly don't think Goodwin is just their buddy. But I do think they really want to play for him, while I'm not sure they had the same emotive feelings for Roos". - Ok this is opinion, fair enough. However, a distinguished poster like yourself Ben should be able to provide some underlying reasoning.

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice. Please clarify.

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube. However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations. Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

seems highly unlikely

You've gotta be kidding Steve!!! Your footy posts are usually informative and considered ......... but this!!!! FMD!!!!

I doubt I'll be there. I hate that [censored] of a place.