Bitter but optimistic

It's either too much single malt or .... more probably not enough OD.

Honestly hard to tell one dh from another.

On the way to the footy there was this very nasty demo going on in Fed Square. Some real meatheads in attendance ( and that includes the cops who were useless). I moved into the thick of it just to work out what was going on. Anyway a rat faced little tur d started abusing a lady who just wanted to get through. So I gave him some free advice about manners. His reply was a two fingered salute. I suggested he move away from the police to a different location and repeat the gesture. Weak bas tard wouldn't be in it!!

I too had difficulty believing and thought some of the "Health Substances" Biffen supplied me with were Hallucinogens! BTW. As I was walking back through Fed Square there was this Canuck sheila putting on a stand up show - total nutcase. I'm wondering if it was Mable Demon!

Stones Green Ginger was the favoured heart starter when I played. Usually a 3/4 time booster.

Just a ...misunderstanding Earl Hood. I'm sure I sent a cheque ....... must be Australia Post's fault.

Thank the Lord he is a long way removed from the "skinny kids" we usually debut.

Suppose you'll have to suit up Jizz. Do you tuck the strides into the "gummys" or do you have stovepipes that slip over the top? I imagine hearing the Anthem played by a toothless banjo player will draw a crowd.

You've been invited to ..."open local league tomorrow" !!!!! Bra hahah ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make certain you shake the cow shite off!!! Ha Ha ha.... "open local league"..... WAhahahahahah......!!

It's difficult as I have a rather robust figure. Biffen, as expected made some tasteless suggestions involving fish net stockings. However, I intend adopting a style that allows my machismo to come through. I rather like buns so the hipster look seems appropriate. Unfortunately Earl Hood's bespoke tailor is yet to come through with the clobber. If worst comes to worst, I'll don the dinner suit and masonic regalia. Should turn some heads.

I'll be there. Hopefully it will improve my current mood. I cannot abide having charity tins thrust in my face. When I point this fact out (clearly) to said tin rattlers, people look at me as if I am mean and niggardly. FMD!!

In my case there is no doubt!

Well well ... the Canuck has returned!! Not sure what I'll wear as yet Mable but it will be the height of good taste and fashion. You can be sure of that.

Unfortunately it's a dead duck Moon. They have got away with it and that's that. Cant help feeling sorry for that poor bas tard Saad who drank lolly water on the wrong day. FMD. What an odd world we live in.

I do pay taxes dc and your answer is what I suspected. It is one thing, as a taxpayer, to fund Biffen's various welfare rorts - they are nothing if not creative. However, to fund those obviously inept idiots at ASADA makes supporting Biffen appear as good value.

Excuse my rare ignorance but could someone tell me who funds ASADA?

I spend a fair slice of time in a bottle OD - it's not too bad!

Poor dumb [censored].

Keep out of it Stu! SWYL will only give you a touch up!

The only things I would steal are virtue or a decent red.

Any association with Biffen reminds one that wealth is quite transient.

I may go. I'll get "dressed up" and you could introduce me as an old girl friend Red!

As if you have any credibility Loon!

I hope you're either a real charmer Jizz or have a large er.. vocabulary. Because I'm just trying to imagine all the girls about town looking for a night out after the Grand Pri ck flocking to the Beech Forest pub. Ha Ha Ha ................ FMD Even's Biffen's Gat slags wouldn't go there.

It's all about discernment (or lack thereof) Earl Hood. Unlike those of polite society, Biffen's idea of an extravagant banquet is unlimited soy and tomato sauce. And .. as for good wine .. let me just say that if it comes in less than 2 litre containers, he considers it pretentious.