Bitter but optimistic

Not trying to usurp my winning of the outrageously bad pun of the week competition I hope.

What on Earth are you on about Ethan? I could cop "Floggys" but "Froggys" (!) never!!

Thank you Ethan - for complicating matters even further. FMD!!

What is the purpose of the apostrophe Frog? I need an explanation. You are doing my head in!

Bitter "the body" Optimistic?

What are you currently beating Biff?

Not to mention the disgraceful incident when you grabbed a child ( and pretended it was your own) in order to secure a taxi. Which I paid for!!

Oh yea of short memory!!! ( or no memory) The last time I "dined" with you Biffen ( at considerable expense to myself) I did not notice any discernment in your taste!! I recall an out of control drug head demanding more wine , more wine !! Further I recall you grabbing a beer pot from some innocent bystander and demanding it be filled with " house red"!!! FMD!!

Haha - you are disgustingly funny!!!

Karma can be a bit ch RL!

I'll accept most awards dc - but not the bronze.

Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain. As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased. Makes a long drive bareable.

I'm done with you cretins! The squeeze is going to give me a massage while we watch a movie (don't care which one as I've just opened a free Heathcote Shiraz) . Ergo you can all GAGF!

To think of your sticky stained, chemically infected hands touching the precious symbol - ugh!

Barbarian.

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

How come you were off the drugs long enough to work that out?

In vino veritas. Selamat tidur.

Ha ha good point dc. I no longer give a FF!! I simply go with the version of spell cheque that the computer accepts.

It is the company I associate with that makes me quite cognizant of such distinctions dc!

It's marvelous what an illiterate Fl og can come up with. I wonder if Fl og is poor? To be poor and illiterate must be terrible. Like an accident of birth - such as being born in the Congo.

Well to be truthful, It wasn't actually a sale. I like to upgrade to the current model.

Sorry dc , I forgot you are from Borewood and obviously poor. My latex latest Merc was sold to me by a delightful young saleswomen.

If you had completed proper research Fl og, you would realize I'd already explained this case of mistaken identity. ( in fact I even mistook myself) Biff is a usurer Mable - he fits in well with lawyers and car salespersons.