Bitter but optimistic

Love your work KC! Do you have any inside info on a possible Scorps relocation to ..... err ..say Romsey?

Spot on Ted! It beggars belief that at least a couple of others weren't fully cognizant and supportive of what Dank was up to.

In the interim dc, you could hire a couple of the lads from me ( mates rates ). The only possible downside is that they may inadvertently stomp your blue hued nocturnal visitors.

Best no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

What really shits me is that just as we are finally seeing some light at the end of the demoniac tunnel, the love child GWS, is being force fed enough talent and advantages to ensure they become an unstoppable powerhouse for years to come.

Just like that eh Saty? I'll get right onto it. Should knock out my first corporate success in no time!

Pah to CS Lewis!! Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids. Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

So the evolution is complete. Simple Harry O'Brian has finally transmogrified into The Prince of Darkness!

How about The day of the Knee Trembler ?

Fair enough! We'll send Saty then.

I honestly have no clue about such rules Saty but I'm sure someone will enlighten us.

I'm glad you mentioned this Steve and I would like clarification. I'm certain I heard on the radio today that Richmond could replace Yarran through the draft.

Good heavens (or should that be good nirvanas) Ernie! I cast off the restraints of the Kama Sutra years ago. I have much improved restraints nowadays.

Good news.

Robbo is the chief football writer for that rag. Says it all really dc.

I must say Moon that my time in rehab was less arduous than usual. I believe the staff were still soiled and attempting to recover from attending to Biffen during his recent stay. There was ,however, much wailing and cries of despair from a highly secure corner of that sad establishment. Discreet enquiries suggest that a certain Doctor, well known in these parts, was refining his electroconvulsive therapies on some poor wretch's soul. One can only speculate that the answer to Deeluded's mysterious disappearance may lie within that evil laboratory.

Thank you for the unwanted (if reasonably accurate) appraisal of my character Biffen. The spoken and written word seems to be pushed ever further into blandness in its expression and mediocrity in its content. I was once politically of the left but now care little about such matters. Indeed in any matters really beyond simple and selfish pleasures. However, on the rare occasion I give consideration to broader issues, I still believe suppression of thoughts, ideas and expression is always to a group or society's detriment.

Argh yes Red, the joy and inspiration of reading. I often wonder where I would be without the wise counsel provided by the Marquis.

You're ahead of me SWYL, I've never actually been able to work out the shop's location!

Good God Mable!! What sort of heathens are you Canucks? Even the banana maniacs on this thread are not that crazed!!!

My dog is clever but cooking is beyond him.

Well well the unfairness of our world!! Your good Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late - dealing, as an honest toiler does, with the many complexities that life throws up. And what do I find on a brief visit to Demonland ? The ever filthy Biffen has had a restful month in rehab. Three squares a day and a comfortable room with a large screen tv while I toil away. Where is the justice in that? Meanwhile, among my many manorial responsibilities, I am trying to restore neighbourly relations. My loyal hound ( the one who terrorises children on Halloween) went a tad beyond his responsibilities. He decided my neighbour's Guinea Fowl flock needed culling and ... well he proceeded to do so. I must say he displayed a righteous vigour similar to the moderators on this site. Well .... as you can guess this caused a few previous neighbourly differences to bubble to the surface again - the missing wine delivery and the "misunderstanding" with his Mrs being foremost. The honest citizens toil while the recidivists like Biffen live the high life. What a world we live in.

Who are you talking about Azz?