Bitter but optimistic

Come on dc - you've seen those little girly above the knee skirts the Jordies wear. Then they make it worse by hanging some sort of scrotum substitute out the front !

Thank the Lord we do not have a large numbers of Scottish ancestry .. I'll take Arabs and Mussies over those blokes that wear dresses every time .

Beyond your ken Jizz! BTW . "Ken" isn't Barbie's mate but a clever word that Biffen and I understand! Well beyond dairy farmers. Well maybe the efficient/smart Kiwi dairy farmers would get it.

Both! Outstanding form. Didn't vomit til halfway home.

Guess the same happened to you Moon - which would explain that large growth on your small [censored] that you continually complain about.

Correct venue Earl Hood . Can't really explain the damage - there was only a minor scuffle after all!

You're jealous Moon because you can't afford to attend classy establishments. And, even if you could, no one would invite you.

What a relief for the cows. They won't have to listen to Jizza's bull shite.

Now Now Jizz!!! Don't be making such wild statements. You are clutching at straws - those in your hair perhaps, or your apparel , or even those stuck to your shite covered gumboots. Biff spend's Sunday nights doing what you can only dream of doing.

I pay servants to carry out menial tasks Jizz.

Fl og and Jizz both online. Knocks my theory that they are brain sharing!

Perhaps the "Old Spice" is no longer working for you Jizz. Maybe some "Lynx" from the nearest Supermarket will do the trick.

Still kicking I see Jizz. How did the footy opening go? I suppose you have been over run with invites since then - cow shite on the cuffs and all.

Well Mable, IMHO (That's hipster speak) I outshone them quite clearly. My knowledge of gourmet dining and boozing left them speechless.

Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z. They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

Correction Give it a go Floggo!

Imbecile!! Even bigger imbecile!!

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

That might be a problem for you and Jizza, Fl og but I do OK. (So does dc but that's thanks to Biffen and his drugs)

Despite all my efforts with you [censored] your Westralian lets you down again! "..two of us" for what? Read Fl og (forgot the space)

No No!! Please Fl og anything but that !!!!!! I'll even be nice to you. (Can't believe I said that) And no more free drinks for Biffen.

Not his neighbours Col - his hobby.

They must come from Mediterrean regions them. Likely the Mafia is behind it all.

Put on the agenda at the next Lodge meeting Earl.