Bitter but optimistic

Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.

Now there's an attractive women!

What makes you say that Red?

YOU'RE! Write it out 10000 times [censored]!

Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

unfunny dc - back to the nursing homes for you!

My missus made a similar comment last night.

What are you drinking atm Clit? Anything decent?

So you really are an environmentalist at heart!

Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

Now I understand your ignorance Fl og! There is no money to teach you poor bastards basic spelling and grammar!!

Liked your effort of posting after midnight the other night Clit. I'm guessing it was a compulsory pizz!

Or a Freudian ?

The libs are more pathetic. But just watch the farmers - Jizza may not survive the shock. Fl og also appears to be a conservative but I doubt he knows what an election is.

" The lads" subscribe to outdated christian values so my support for the sex party had to be clandestine Moon. However i enjoyed watching the squirming worming libs try to disavow responsibility for their ineptitude in a number of interviews tonight.

Re politics! Seems to be a general (and government changing) swing to labor. But good old conservative Borewood is holding the line. In any event though, it is certain that dc will be needed to console any number of nervous bluerinsers! Hope a change of government doesn't impact too much on Jizza's arse hole!

"but it is something to savour." Had a couple already Clit? I know Duriff well and in fact was good friends with one of that grape's pioneer supporters. Must say, I found it overpowering straight but but fine as a low percentage blend.

Are you saying your missus looks like a horse bjd?

Reminds me of one of Biffen's slags - cant remember her name.

Ha ha ha you're a bull shiter Clit!!

Well, maybe not a like but I'll stop thinking you're (note usage) a total di ck for 5 seconds.That will build up your (note usage) self esteem. I'm very positive tonight. What is wrong with me?

FFS Fl og at least learn the difference in usage between your and you're - I may even give you a like!

Yes, I can understand you needing a break from time to time dc. Even Biffen's pharmacopoeia has its limitations. As to Jizza, those dairy farmers have a pretty easy existence.

Where's the dinner dance tonight Lothario?

Isn't that an insect spray?