Bitter but optimistic

I pay servants to carry out menial tasks Jizz.

Fl og and Jizz both online. Knocks my theory that they are brain sharing!

Perhaps the "Old Spice" is no longer working for you Jizz. Maybe some "Lynx" from the nearest Supermarket will do the trick.

Still kicking I see Jizz. How did the footy opening go? I suppose you have been over run with invites since then - cow shite on the cuffs and all.

Well Mable, IMHO (That's hipster speak) I outshone them quite clearly. My knowledge of gourmet dining and boozing left them speechless.

Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z. They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

Correction Give it a go Floggo!

Imbecile!! Even bigger imbecile!!

You're back Biff!! Last I heard someone disaffected client had attacked you with a chainsaw! Was it the girls or the drugs which weren't up to standard?

That might be a problem for you and Jizza, Fl og but I do OK. (So does dc but that's thanks to Biffen and his drugs)

Despite all my efforts with you [censored] your Westralian lets you down again! "..two of us" for what? Read Fl og (forgot the space)

No No!! Please Fl og anything but that !!!!!! I'll even be nice to you. (Can't believe I said that) And no more free drinks for Biffen.

Not his neighbours Col - his hobby.

They must come from Mediterrean regions them. Likely the Mafia is behind it all.

Put on the agenda at the next Lodge meeting Earl.

I hope the little bast ards don't like shiraz!!

Shiraz from Heathcote is usually top class. Hope you downed some of your sister's pinot.

It's either too much single malt or .... more probably not enough OD.

Honestly hard to tell one dh from another.

On the way to the footy there was this very nasty demo going on in Fed Square. Some real meatheads in attendance ( and that includes the cops who were useless). I moved into the thick of it just to work out what was going on. Anyway a rat faced little tur d started abusing a lady who just wanted to get through. So I gave him some free advice about manners. His reply was a two fingered salute. I suggested he move away from the police to a different location and repeat the gesture. Weak bas tard wouldn't be in it!!

I too had difficulty believing and thought some of the "Health Substances" Biffen supplied me with were Hallucinogens! BTW. As I was walking back through Fed Square there was this Canuck sheila putting on a stand up show - total nutcase. I'm wondering if it was Mable Demon!

Stones Green Ginger was the favoured heart starter when I played. Usually a 3/4 time booster.

Just a ...misunderstanding Earl Hood. I'm sure I sent a cheque ....... must be Australia Post's fault.

Suppose you'll have to suit up Jizz. Do you tuck the strides into the "gummys" or do you have stovepipes that slip over the top? I imagine hearing the Anthem played by a toothless banjo player will draw a crowd.

You've been invited to ..."open local league tomorrow" !!!!! Bra hahah ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make certain you shake the cow shite off!!! Ha Ha ha.... "open local league"..... WAhahahahahah......!!