Bitter but optimistic

Will you actually be following the footy this weekend dc or shagging bluerinsers? Or .. multitasking?

Nah, it was an honest mistake dc.

All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

They never shout for the hoi polloi Moon. All you'll get is the Royal wave and they are off buying the hookers!

Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes. Opinions would be welcome.

Looks like Stuie's wimped off. Weak [censored].

What are you doing on this thread Stu? You stalking me again? I'm over this Stu! I'm going to report you!

Not random Moon. Just the occasional spanking that Stuie looks forward to.

Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week. Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!! It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron. I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.

What a load of [censored]! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zzz z zz

In fact think of the impact on Aussie History if Alpacas had turned up here "Down came an Alpaca to drink at the billabong up jumped ......."

I'll bet the effer couldn't do it with an Alpaca under each arm.

Back at the Manor. It seems poor old Bitters remains unforgiven for his Yarra Valley excesses. The squeeze decided to cook curried chicken sausages. Seemed a bit strange but a message was being delivered. Your correspondent had to sit in the Manor's Michelin level kitchen and watch this being prepared. The symbolism was quite unsubtle. The sausages were boiled. The sausages were skinned with surgical precision. The sausages were chopped .... It's odd you know. The squeeze is more pizzed about the Yarra Valley fiasco than when I left her friends in Canberra after the Manuka Oval disaster. Maybe the fact that I passed out during the luxury accom part of the deal had something to do with it. As I said - I don't understand sheilas.

Stuie would want to use those sneaky little Vicunas .

Don't be vulgar dc.

Uncle Bitter reporting in ferals. The squeeze and myself had a gift voucher for a Yarra Valley Winery tour. Used it yesterday - 4 wineries, Lunch and accomm. I can only remember the name of one of the wineries - St. Huberts - so that may indicate how the day degenerated. There was another couple on this tour. Never seen anything like it!! They were actually spitting wine out !!! cAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? Anyway good old Bitters laboured on and sloshed down anything put in front of him. I had a great day but still a tad worse for wear. The squeeze is rather silent on the matter. Can't understand sheilas sometimes.

Agreed!!

Fair comment Django - for the moment. But if Max continues his development and remains injury free , then he'll [censored] them all over the next year or so.

Jamar made an art form of this!!

I reckon his approach is consistent. Ugly and stuttering but consistent.

The way things are going in your part of world dc, you won't have a backyard.

Come on Ethan 'fess up! You were lurking in the corridors and listening at doorways! Now go and give yourself a jolly good flo gging!

Just read Biffen's Bowdlerised version of his weekend . Rather different to my recent information! Also it was quite unnecessary to besmirch Earl Hood's freeloading. I rarely endorse Moonshadow's trivia,however, I believe his technicolor image of Biffen in Smith Street is closer to the truth of the matter.

Well I think you've covered many of Biffen's aliases EH (excuse the familiarity) so you may have crossed paths. However, Biff would have finished with fish n chips and slags at the Gat.