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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. I reckon Hogan has at least the same weaponry as Josh Kennedy who kicked 80 goals in each of the last two years. In the, admittedly few, West Coast games I saw, Kennedy wasn't taking marks on the wing or in the back line. Hogan's goal kicking potential then does depend to a great extent on the role he will be expected to play.
  2. Haven't heard much from the good Doctor of late. I suppose he's preparing for the festive season. I understand it's a very big deal in Hopping Dicks and really draws the community together. Apparently the Summer Solstice will do that. The body painting is supposed to be quite complex but I believe the good pagans of Hopping Dicks simply get a few spray cans of Dulux from the local Bunnings and go at it furiously so that they can get straight into the naked dancing. The bizarre sexual rituals that follow are supposed to be worth a look also but evidently they have considerable difficulty finding virgins for sacrifice in those parts. It is rumoured that the good Doctor's alchemic skills provides "secret herbs and spices" which makes the barbequed possum something special when washed down with a cask of Aldi red.
  3. From my observations Moonie that is not unusual for you.
  4. More Gilbert and Sullivan I'd reckon. Most laywers are pirates and OD would surely be a "modern major general".
  5. Jack, I reckon the beginning of that article is most relevant to certain posters on this thread. "The Gatwick Hotel has been home for the mad, the bad, tragic chronic substance abusers and the mentally ill."
  6. Have any of you considered how long the queue for a beer will become if we crack 45 - 50 K members?
  7. IA different level indeed Earl. There is some suggestion that he had assistants.
  8. A better landing than Peter Roebuck apparently.
  9. A bit like going to Highgate Oval at Crazyburn RTG. I no longer take the Merc. When I was last there Biffen asked me to catch up with an old friend of his. "long hair, obese, plenty of tatts and a decent mo". I had to admit failure in finding Shazza though because every second sheila fitted that description
  10. Try starting the day with a jolly good flogging Ernie.
  11. Seems ordinaire to my good self. However, thank you for that information Dino. While there have been rumours of poverty in Romsey it is not something the genteel class have much to do with. Although good old Bitter does toss a few trinkets under the giving tree each year - they must go somewhere.
  12. I cannot listen to the fellow. He used to have ( may still do) a Sunday morning interview show. Had some really interesting guests but in his zeal to make a "joke" or display his "wit" he invariably stifled the opportunity to explore what his guest had to say.
  13. The biggest di airhead would have to Red Symons on 774. He takes it to a new level. If I hear that clown's voice I (as the kids say) lose my [censored] totally.
  14. Yeah Daisy would be good! I have her on my membership but I don't particularly like the photo. Her arms look like the result of a drunken Bangkok tattoo job.
  15. Back in the 70's I would often drive home with a six pack on the front seat. Usually knock over at least 3 ( depending on traffic) and smoke a few ciggies. Arrh the good old days!
  16. Well done iv'a !!!
  17. I think I read somewhere that he's going back to the drive home timeslot OD.
  18. I'd prefer Alfred Hitchcock dc! Do you remember that old show ( Alfred Hitchcock theatre?) when the great man walked into the drawn profile?
  19. I wish the club would issue a deerstalker. Imagine the potential advertising on the flaps.
  20. Watched him today. Sir Richard Hadlee he aint!
  21. Indeed! I'm not sure how I'd go living in Rumpsey.
  22. Romsey is the place Ernie. I care for myself and exploit the community as much as possible.
  23. In your usual spot near the sheilas toilet Biff?
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