Bitter but optimistic

I struggle to remember what I had for dinner the night before.

No don't do that Ethan! Regular reading of Saty's posts will save you the inconvenience andembarrassment of carrying a wire coathanger wherever you go

You pizzed again Saty?

You know I've been to some drunken fun nights where that particular event results in prizes and drink buying and change of partners!

Yeah, cant help but miss old Jizza. Poor bastard, it can be a harsh world we live in. I hate to get maudlin but having read the Sin and the Rage over breakfast, I can only feel more depressed at the state of the world we live in.

Well Moonie, you should have known that if anyone was to wear pompoms it would be me!

Thank you bb! It is reassuring to know there are still gentlemen in this world who can give a lucid and polite reply to a genuine request. Unlike others.

Good morning genii ! I intend (weather permitting) toddling off to the prelim final next Sunday. Casey v Willy. I believe it is to be played at Northport Oval. Is that the Port Melb footy ground? I don't wish to take the merc so I shall dress up as a peasant and take pubic transport. Could one of you inner urbanites tell me what mode of said transport will get me closest to North Port Oval. ps Don't let Biffen know or he shall want to tag along and ruin a potentially pleasant afternoon.

It wasn't irony Dom, it was stupidity. How did he allow himself to get caught up in that [censored]? BTW love your name. Are you a sheila or a bloke? This info is important to Uncle Bitter.

Yes it must have been hard on him!!

Doc, I would be happy (and indeed consider it a public service) to delete all posts that are not my own.

That's also worth one of those 11/10's !!!!!

Thanks Saty, at least you had the good grace not to dispute the fact that your post was one of the "silliest" ever.

Don't know what to make of this chap. It must be failed humour surely. If you're serious then it would have to rank as one of the silliest posts I've ever read.

Do what I do Steve, call everybody [censored] or [censored] or [censored] !!! No confusion! No gender issues! Simple really!

Yes, sadly that is correct.

Sheeete billy!!! See a doc! You are one seriously [censored] up puppy dog. No actually I think you need a jolly good flogging.

[censored] me dead!!! Where is all nicey nicey namby pamby [censored] coming from? Are you all on drugs? Let's get back to some good old demonland vitriol.

It's only because I can't work out how to do it - I've got some lovely "family pictures".

Yes that's a feature I wish could be restored. Gnasher??

You [censored] will really have something to whine about if good old Uncle Bitters decides to pack up and leave!

Medical Alert!!! Saty will pull it right off one day.

Of course you wouldn't understand Moonie. A far more simple register is used when addressing (as one must on occasion) knuckle dragging vulgarians such as yourself and Biffen. You will note that Earl Hood, a gentleman of culture and refinement, had no difficulty in understanding my erudite epistle.

As you know Earl, I am not one to spread gossip. However, it has come to my notice (from another of the genteel class) that the travel equivalent of a Ponzi scheme was being administered from the heart of Hipsterland by a fellow with disreputable Caribbean interests. An hirstute former virgin from Spain is apparently making Five star bookings for two across your proposed route while at the same time organising some mud huts with camel dung stoves in the same locales. I'm sure it's only scurrilous chatter Earl but thought I'd mention it.

As I stated on the Thompson thread, I disagree with recruiting this type of player now. Our young players did well this year and will only get better. Rather than the Dal/Thompsons let's develop another younger player.