Bitter but optimistic

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff. Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us) I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

dc appears to have no (moral) boundaries Earl Hood!

Don't be a smart arse (for once) dc. I rang the effers up and abused them for their tardiness, whereupon they offered me a future free meal. I told them stick to that up their arse and that I would never do business with then again. I also promised them bad publicity - hence the face book issue. I am a vindictive person. Rudhars Indian Restaurant in Romsey = a croc of sh ite.

Anyway, once again, I need technological help. I want to slag the new Indian restaurant in Romsey - "Rudhar's". The fools couldn't find the manor so my dinner was over an hour late. Could some of you facebookers please slap them for me?

Nah! The trainee coppers go there.

FMD. I got thrown out of the Burvale by Leo Young who was head bouncer at the time. Had him covered for weight but he was too quick. A couple on the chin before I could blink and I decided to call it a night.

I'll tell a true story. Biff invited me for lunch ( he was going to pay but I ended up bearing the cost). It was a sleazy sh ite hole but Biff enjoyed it. Anyway, this poor toothless slag arrived and handed Biffen money. He introduced her - "Shazza" Shazza was his main girl. It was pathetic really because Shazza was all over Biff - he told her he loved her and they would soon live in a mansion in Burwood. She was happy with that and went back to work.

He could at least wear some band aids or sticking plaster you'd think. No wonder the Gat girls handover all their takings.

I was ready to do my bit Moon but the ice addicted Biff with green teeth, sores and pus etc looked dangerous. Even the Bully drug heads knew a lunatic to be avoided.

Had a pleasant day at the footy yesterday, despite Biffen and Moonie hanging on my coattails . It wasn't so bad really. Biffen was having an alcohol free day in order to concentrate on drug taking. And Moonie .... well Moonie got pi ssed early so I was able to con him into buying me beamers instead of beer. Had to sit in the outer obviously , because neither of those two cheap bast ards would buy premium memberships. Also had the chance to read that article about the oversupply of old sla gs in Borewood. dc you are a disgusting wretch!

FMD that sheila with the tatts looks tough. I wouldn't try to pinch her beer!

Well, as this is probably about his fourteenth attempt, I'm confident that Fl og will be going ok. At the worst, he'll be popular, as he can drive his classmates to the lolly shop.

Of course dc has different problems with his bluerinsers - they can't remember where they live. And even if they do they can never find the key. dc evidently manages though.

I'm sure their were "reasons" why you locked "the girls" in the yard Jizz. However, I think it best such reasons remain secret.

Hey Jizz that canuck sheila is back. Why don't you apply your irresistible charm and ask her for a date.

Settle down Mable. This is oz - all beaches and skin cancer.

mmmmmmmmm! Food for thought. Moonie had strange footwear when I encountered him at the footy ...and Jizza .... FMD! He would have every gumboot variant imaginable. The pony [censored] could be one of Dland's own. Unsurprising I guess.

Soo....ee! Sooo ee! Sooo eee!

Next thing that canuck sheila will be talking about ice hookey or some such [censored]. Think I'll go to bed.

Rattle the pig bucket .... and look who arrives

I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site. Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!