Bitter but optimistic

Uncle Bitter is back!! Let it be said that I made an honest attempt at rehab but the gods simply conspired against me. Let me explain. After being given the arse off this site I decided to sit down and contemplate my failings. Then Moonie appeared at Romsey Manor. Plenty to say but sans grog. The 'lads' picked him early but I didn't listen and Moonie proceeded to drink gargantuan amounts of my alcohol with apparently no concern for the old Aussie tradition of actually buying. I decided that going to one of those "Zen" places might help me. There is one nearby. Now this seemed to be going quite well and I was ooomming along with the best of them . However, a leotard cladded young lady appeared to be in some difficulty. The ever chivalrous Uncle Bitter attempted to assist. This led to a number of accusations ( One being that I was I trying to find her "centre" rather than my own) so I decided the best policy was to remove myself from that particular organisation. Funny really. It had bizarre similarities to my expulsion from the gym. Young women are quite confusing really. Then there was my visit to the Primary School. Apparently there was some churlish objection to the bag of lollies. Strange world. Then .. foolish me. I took Biffen to a Grand Final lunch at one of my clubs. Suffice to say it is now a former club. Had a few glances at Demonland along the the way. Some things don't change. The Snitch was sniveling and whining continuously. No surprise there.. Apparently my time in Coventry could have been shorter but for a personal reference. I shall look into this matter.

I must ask if you caught up with "Special" doing his backwards protest at Etihad Earl Hood. And, if so, did you encourage said action despite this meaning that "Special" missed our historic win?

Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

Wonder what might be coursing through Pollyanna's veins dc.

You're a better supporter than I am Gunga.

Easy come easy go Biff!!

Biffen, vulgar fellow that he is, recently referred to "old prix" on this thread. Well here is something to ponder THE STAGES OF SUCCESS At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is...having friends. At age 16 success is...having a drivers license. At age 20 success is...having sex. At age 35 success is...having money. At age 50 success is...having money. At age 60 success is...having sex. At age 70 success is...having a drivers license. At age 75 success is...having friends. At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

Have you had the opportunity to give this new knowledge a practical workout RL?

And I thought you said Redtube was an educational site!!!

While I'm uncertain of the impact The Truth had on the North Fitzroy Push, I must say it had a profound impact on me. Helped make me the man I am. "Heart Balm" was my source to learn norms of proper social and relationship behaviours. It also provided a wonderful devils advocate to the sexual and moral education provided by the Christian Brothers. Explains a bit about me I suppose.

Tough break for to be employing at this time Biffen. Once your potential slaves employees realize they can get $10.00 /hour at 7/11, you won't see them for dust!!

Notice our irregular correspondent from The Gat is still MIA. One can only speculate .... arrested perhaps?

Have you considered the likelihood that you were the cause of our recent disaster od? Chaos theory tells us that a butterfly breaking wind in New York can cause a brother and sister to divorce in Tasmania - or something like that. So just consider the possible implications of your untrammelled positivity on an unsuspecting universe.

Good point Jack - now I know why you are a lawyer (shifty [censored]). What I should have asked was, "what mags did those [censored] who evolved into bun packing hipsters read in the 60's"?

BTW anyone noticed Biffen has been very quiet of late?? Anyone care ?? No OK!! I believe he is over his transgender foolishness. However he is still doing drugs at an alarming rate. Still bludging off Social Security I believe. Still has my credit card.

I remember the KCW very well. Some seriously clever writing!!

Good God Lord Earl Hood!! I know being "of the blood" is an exclusive privilege, but even I draw the line at responding to my own posts. However, I do see the logic and reasonableness of it.Edited typo

What mags did the man bun north Fitzroy hipsters read back in the 60's?

An error of emission no doubt!

My gardener looks at the pics in Zoo. Speaking of pics made me think of Pix which led me to Post and Man. Arrrhhhh the good old days.

So you've been peeking too bb?

Well it does provide a new perspective on certain matters.

Refer to your online favorites and answer that question yourself Redtube eeerr I mean Redleg.!!

What an uplifting tale Earl Hood! I, perhaps naively, used to think that simply driving the Merc near poor people would inspire them to try and lift their station in life. However,you have demonstrated that good works can turn a profit lives around in surprising ways. . I shall set my accountants to work forthwith.

I suppose you are a contributor to society Biffen. Your drug trade no doubt swells the black economy. Your "workers" in a perverse way, also achieve this and add to the (very) short term happiness of others. My latest information is that you were seen quaffing red wine in the vicinity of the GAT and passing yourself off as some sort of art critic towards the end of last week. Hardly a credible position but I also heard that you did a reasonable public impersonation of manneken pis later in the evening