Bitter but optimistic

The MRP is a [censored] raffle - simple as that.

6. Salem 5.Jones 4Jeffy 3.Clarrie 2. Tyson 1. Jetta

The same way you cancel anything Pro. Ring up said organisation and tell them to stick their [censored] (telephone service, insurance policy, electricity contract etc) up where the sun doesn't shine. Anyway no need for such bitter thoughts, I am confidently heading off to the G and hoping to see Jeffy kick 3 or 4.

If we don't win this well Ethan, I maybe seen attempting to stab myself to death with one of horrible plastic beer containers. No doubt I will fail in the attempt so I shall return to the Manor and give myself a jolly good flogging

Surely the unthinkable could not happen!!!

So long as they are cellar dwellers for the next 10 years or so, I'll be happy. [censored] me I hate Carlton. More than any other club.

A word of caution Bombay. While I have also purchased guest passes on the day, sometimes against the big membership teams they must be pre booked. Good luck.

perhaps they could build a wall around it and no one would have to go the shithole again.

hashtag???? I've got no FI .

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

To "reclaim" implies that something has been lost. How can this be on the thread that cannot be derailed?

Shiraz doesn't breathe well in a flask Steve.

Yet you are constantly drawn back to it Ernie. And, further, if there "is one", I am surprised that he/she hasn't cast your miserable spirit to perdition long ago

Ignore him Special, he is a nasty piece of work. Consider this as Biffen's last pathetic wail. A cry from one who cannot accept that life ( like his exploited workers) has left him behind. His creditors are circling the barely warm corpse and he is reduced to drinking alcohol of a poorer variety than I use to sanitize the Lads' barn. Yet the arrogance remains - for the moment. Payback will come when Biffen knocks on the (figurative) door of your sad abode and you will offer him a bucket and squeegee to earn a share of the scraps that you and your dismal clique dine on. On the other hand Special, I respect your homeless and poor situation, and welcome you to continue your pitiable life where you are. PS Biffen. My porn highlight reels are not "sporadic" . In fact I have produced many a seamless narrative that push the barriers of artistic innovation.

Never heard of them.

Sorry.I saw the title of this thread and thought it was some sort of blokey survey!

Incorrect. I was wearing spandex tights with a fetching leather vest

All I can see is a longer queue at the bar.

BTW feel free to send mrs picket up to The Manor at any time picket

Yes it worked, and for all those lucky listeners, I was the highlight of the show.

The term we use is "pre loved" rather than the vulgar "second hand" picket.

not working for me

I don't know of the particular retailer you are referring to picket, however, there are many that offer attire for 'special' occasions. If you and Mrs. picket have any particular requirements please let me know and I'll point you in the right direction. All tastes can be catered for so don't be embarrassed by thinking that your particular peccadildos will in anyway surprise. I only charge a modest handling fee.

Max will monster Kreuzer!

Well Biffen if my information is correct you may be joining Special in his inner city digs. I have heard that due to the sale of the Gat your shady business empire has collapsed and you are in a state of extreme penury with creditors at the door you no longer have. Your "nail technicians" are questioning their illusory visas and former customers for "pharmaceuticals" are looking for more reliable suppliers. I have also heard (and even I find this difficult to credit) that you have been reduced to drinking a cask variety of sauv blanc purchased from the local Aldi. It seems you have reached previously unplumbed depths. PS Don't you dare come skulking around The Manor begging for alms.