Bitter but optimistic

BTW. You all may have noted silence from Dland's biggest pervert - Biffen. I have made a number of unsuccessful attempts to contact him of late. I even visited The Gat and was so warmly welcomed Iactually forgot my purpose. However, Biffen has gone missing. Probably doesn't matter in the scheme of things but "The Lads" are interested. So if anyone hears anything please post.

RL I think you finally have taken a grip on yourself eeer your life. The hours you have spent studying the more complex issues of life on Redtube have clearly paid off. You are now a free spirit. However, as a kindred spirit, I must warn you that "the wind blowing between BBO's legs" has, in itself, some of the unpleasant realities of life attached to it.

His old man was a tough bastard. If that carried through the genes I'd take him for his mongrel value.

OK. If he is with us - I am with him.

Is he likely to be able to play football ?

You are clearly into the Band D scene OD. I've not seen you at the clubs but the the mantra is correct. You are the master ... stroke ... You are the master .... stroke. God I love being a pervert!! I reckon the Snitch does this too but wont fess up!

Joel Smith??? I know i'm not often in touch but ... FMD .... who the [censored] is this?

Well you can get plenty of advice from your fellow dlanders. For example dc would be an expert on Granny porn. Biffen's knowledge of depravity is encyclopeadiac. Earl Hood's upper class friend's have quite singular tastes but frequently end up hanging themselves - not for me. Moonie would be enthusiastic but improbable. Sir WYL's frequent trips to the Philippines would have netted him some valuable insights and as for OD - he traveled to Bangkok for "work on his teeth" - enough said. And .. to top it off .. the Snitch could be your first Gold Card customer. It's all go RL!!

I think you've been peeking at Redtube again RL!!

Perhaps that explains why my financial status (and social status) plummets whenever I visit the Gat.

Love your hard hat Ethan!!

Is Biffen still supplying You certain ... ahh performance enhancers dc?

It's simple really. The [censored] has to perform or we look like [censored] ...... again!!

Well [censored] you all , Bitter is back!! What's been happening? Biffen is full of it - his drunken behaviour resulted in me having to prove why I should remain a member of my club. FMD!!! And ... as for Moonie ... [censored] me .... all he can do is drink free beer. And what about the snivelling Snitch? FMD what a pissant. I need some cultured company. OD , how about you invite me to your sister's winery and we drink free pinot? And I'm still hunting down the class traitor who wouldn't give me a personal reference. And dc - I 'm having some relationship difficulties ATM - could you toss a couple of greyrinsers my way please?

Uncle Bitter is back!! Let it be said that I made an honest attempt at rehab but the gods simply conspired against me. Let me explain. After being given the arse off this site I decided to sit down and contemplate my failings. Then Moonie appeared at Romsey Manor. Plenty to say but sans grog. The 'lads' picked him early but I didn't listen and Moonie proceeded to drink gargantuan amounts of my alcohol with apparently no concern for the old Aussie tradition of actually buying. I decided that going to one of those "Zen" places might help me. There is one nearby. Now this seemed to be going quite well and I was ooomming along with the best of them . However, a leotard cladded young lady appeared to be in some difficulty. The ever chivalrous Uncle Bitter attempted to assist. This led to a number of accusations ( One being that I was I trying to find her "centre" rather than my own) so I decided the best policy was to remove myself from that particular organisation. Funny really. It had bizarre similarities to my expulsion from the gym. Young women are quite confusing really. Then there was my visit to the Primary School. Apparently there was some churlish objection to the bag of lollies. Strange world. Then .. foolish me. I took Biffen to a Grand Final lunch at one of my clubs. Suffice to say it is now a former club. Had a few glances at Demonland along the the way. Some things don't change. The Snitch was sniveling and whining continuously. No surprise there.. Apparently my time in Coventry could have been shorter but for a personal reference. I shall look into this matter.

I must ask if you caught up with "Special" doing his backwards protest at Etihad Earl Hood. And, if so, did you encourage said action despite this meaning that "Special" missed our historic win?

Rudyard had some delightful thoughts.

Wonder what might be coursing through Pollyanna's veins dc.

You're a better supporter than I am Gunga.

Easy come easy go Biff!!

Biffen, vulgar fellow that he is, recently referred to "old prix" on this thread. Well here is something to ponder THE STAGES OF SUCCESS At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is...having friends. At age 16 success is...having a drivers license. At age 20 success is...having sex. At age 35 success is...having money. At age 50 success is...having money. At age 60 success is...having sex. At age 70 success is...having a drivers license. At age 75 success is...having friends. At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

Have you had the opportunity to give this new knowledge a practical workout RL?

And I thought you said Redtube was an educational site!!!

While I'm uncertain of the impact The Truth had on the North Fitzroy Push, I must say it had a profound impact on me. Helped make me the man I am. "Heart Balm" was my source to learn norms of proper social and relationship behaviours. It also provided a wonderful devils advocate to the sexual and moral education provided by the Christian Brothers. Explains a bit about me I suppose.

Tough break for to be employing at this time Biffen. Once your potential slaves employees realize they can get $10.00 /hour at 7/11, you won't see them for dust!!