Bitter but optimistic

Haha ! Read and note Biffen's moralistic and sanctimonious preaching. Another week (possibly 10 days) he will fall back into the normal disgusting persona that we know so well.

Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos. However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write. It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha! Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout! Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!! FMD

Ha Ha ha. Love your subtlety sweet!

I have worked for 40+ years Earl and have yet to discover my area of expertise.

.... while preparing to carry out improper and unnatural activities

High risk among dairy farmers. Perhaps Jizza could provide some info on this?

Under any circumstances?

Greek politicians??

Tell you what - I'd offer a "ridiculous" 6- 8 year deal to O'Meara if he was a chance. FMD twice over - imagine him in our midfield.

Never actually met Stu err .. in the flesh.. but I reckon he'd be ugly. Might see if any of Biffen's sheilas are available .... but they're uglier than Jizza's cows.

I wonder if any of the Demonland sheilas will go with me. I think they've all knocked me back in the past. I tried Mable again but she claimed she was spending the weekend in Canadia. Sounded a bit odd but there you go.

I have to conclude that I am spending too much time with the "lads". My social life and credibility has bottomed out (so to speak). I generously invited Biffen to the football this Saturday ( I was only mildly patronising) but let's be honest - Biffen is not among the social elite. Anyway the ungrateful sod rebuffed me. Not even a lame excuse just a flat out refusal. After all I've done for him and the business I've given him. FMD. What a [censored] he is! Suppose I'll have to invite Moonie now. FMD.

I hope you effers spare a thought for poor old Uncle Bitter. Due to a combination of unfortunate circumstances (one of which was the failure of Biffen's illegal immigrant labour hire service to come through) I had to drag myself from the sick bed and carry out an honest day's manual labour. Actually made me spare a thought for the poor beggars who have to do it all the time. ......... Hang on ...... did I just feel ....compassion?

Jizza and the Fl og! How lucky am I? I purchased some butter today Jizz - made in Kiwi land. Very nice. My advice for you is on another thread Fl og.

Pleased to hear you're still sucking in O2 as well as Pinot OD. I must say Australia post has let me down an unusual number of times.

Could be worse Earl - the USB awaits!

Is OD dead or alive ? Does anyone know? Last I heard he was slurping free pinos at his sister's winery. Which BTW, is not exactly a world away from Romsey Manor, and to which free grog function, no invite was issued.

Well just wanted you all to know that Uncle Bitter is back. Been a tad indisposed with a lurgi that appeared to focus on the errr ..... well you know what I mean. Anyway dc what is a peasant from Borewood doing questioning Earl Hood - one who is clearly of an upper class?

Love your work ENYAW. As usual it is like a rare wine - to be savoured and considered in all its subtlety - not judged on an initial start of the palate response.

Earl Hood does not limp Jizz! It is not possible to limp while attached to a $10000 hipster bicycle. Which brings me to the point of my post. Today's Age (That's a newspaper for literate people Fl og ) page 9 features an informative article on "hipsters". It seems our very own Earl Hood (not unexpectedly) is at the world cutting edge of hipsterism. Note the impeccable fashion sense of the fellow in the pic. PS Please post a link dc.

How can a Melbourne supporter avoid being a depressed drunkard? Unless of course one is just plain silly - aka Loonie

Well you see Stu, unlike yourself, some posters make comments that are worthy or memorable or just make good sense. Think that through carefully.

Oh dear Loonie Moonie has arrived and we didn't even have to rattle the pig bucket.

No need dc, no need. The old tackle is still fine. However, I would be interested to know how one attracts donors for such procedures. When the op is really fine tuned, I imagine there will be some nervous horses about the place.

Just heard from Biffen for the first time since he embarrassed me at the football last Monday. The fellow has no sense of propriety whatsoever. Anyway he is currently bragging about his latest venture in social climbing. Apparently he was invited to a "degustation" dinner by one of his colleagues. Biffen fairly gushed about the night. The menu consisted of "Sav soup" - that's what left after you have the actual savs for hors d'oeuvres and , naturally, a parma and chips for the main. The wine list was equally impressive - lots of bubbles, five litre casks of "South East Australian" dry red and flagons of Tawny Port to finish. Classy.