Bitter but optimistic

Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

Don't mention publicity Moon. "Publicity" has caused a bit of a misunderstanding with the squeeze ATM. Apparently there's some cad on Ashley Maddison (whoever that is) calls himself Uncle Bitter from Romsey. Caused me considerable eerr well you know what I mean. I'm claiming it's Romsey in the UK.

Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt. Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night? Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.

Well I suppose I shouldn't be too critical - that sort of stuff would be considered high culture in Borewood. The again it may work for dc and loosen up the bluerinsers.

mawkish vomit inducing sloppy droppings of a sick feline

Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

I think it is Biffen when a young man.

Pimp, drug abuser and all round pervert.

You are obviously a true afficionado RL, a man who has given up many hours to study your subject of choice. Have you no heart at all OD?

More likely OD is wallowing in the apparently limitless amounts of free Pinot he quaffs at his sister's winery. To such events I might add, his dland mates remain sans invitation. As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

Years of therapy have enabled me to admit that this was true - despite the cute little curls and dresses.

Father .......... , my confessor in about grade 6, could never see that.

Things have quiet on this thread. I've been trying to frame my response to MD's piece of artwork above in a way that won't get me banned. It was a pun ..but I just can't get it right. Noticed Biffen bobbed up with his usual low humour last night. He commence a bender after the football last Sunday and must have surfaced yesterday. I hope Earl Hood has recovered from his unfortunate encounter - no doubt he will dine out on the story at some/many hipster hangouts. Must say, even I was a bit disgusted when Moonie confessed to an interest in his MIL's bum - some people. Anyway poor old Uncle Bitter has been under the weather this week - finally coming good. A quiet weekend at the Manor beckons.

Forget it Jack!! There are no saints down there. It is a sordid and squalid environment where the likes of Biffen and other drugheads ply their trade.

Correct H and we'll pay him whatever the [censored] he wants!!

Now that is a strange retelling of events. However a concussion can do that. I was dressed in my usual classic and regal style - I am often mistaken for various celebrities and movie stars. Around 3/4 time Biffen did take out a fellow that had a North Fitzroy look about him. However, I could not, in all honesty, describe Biffen as looking like a tranvestite. Bull dyke certainly. Biffen describes it as his chic/grunge style -FMD!! To me he looks like a very common navvy. Anyway I believe ( as predicted) he is over his transgender foolishness - no money in it!

What is it with you and blokes dresses dc?

What a sad attempt at scoring a cheap point that is Moon!. My old Macquarie (mid 80's) doesn't list any attempt at the word. It comes from a Muslim/ Arabic background with a whole range of phonemic differences. No need to be pedantically definitive - we all sort of get the meaning.

I expect he will wear a colorful burqha .

Pleasantly so if you keep out of it Moon! Anyway I'm doing my charitable work and going to the footy with Ellen Biffen. I'm going to to leave if the tasteless bastard wears Target again!!

Good grief!!!

I wouldn't worry overmuch dc. It's just another "phase". You will recall he went all sanctimonious about drugs and alcohol recently - lasted about 2weeks. This will be the same - he'll get sick of waxing his chest. The thoughtless foul mouth drug head alcoholic that we know and love will soon be back to his pimping ways.

Thanks for the "heads up" dc!! I just watched the show!! FMD - I reckon Nora was Biffen eerr. Ellen .... FMD - even I'm confused!!