Bitter but optimistic

You attending dc?

You've risen early dc!! No overly strenuous activities last night? Or should that be "twice risen"?

Hey Biffen where do reckon dc tells those high society sheilas he lives? No one trying to impress would admit to Borewood. I'm guessing Mont Albert.

I'm sure they are honest hardworking people. Pass it on to picket dc .

Same happened on my computer dc - must be one of picket's porn sites.

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!! Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

At the risk of offending my former benefactor Earl Hood - hipsters fall into any undesirable category you can imagine dc. BTW - I guess hipsters are shot on site in Borewood?

Richard Wagner I presume.

An excellent observation.You have cut to the heart of the matter bb!!

With a dash of cinnamon I'm guessing.

And people accuse me of having a bizarre lifestyle!!!! I wonder if any Demonlanders do this thing? ( Would even Moonie be silly enough?) Maybe Stuie has a Bible based version where one hunts down the beast that wears 666 I would appreciate further information on this matter.

Apparently my grip on reality (no vulgar quips please) has finally totally gone. Someone was trying to explain to me that people are actually wandering our fair city trying to capture imaginary creatures with their phones. Tell me it isn't so.

EErrrrr yes of course Earl. You know my record keeping is meticulous , however, it was the floods ...... yes that's it .. the floods. Lost the lot unfortunately. I'll settle for another $5000 and call it quits.

Don't know how that "s" got in there!

Actually I have chased down dc's avian alter ego - Satyr tragopan (Tragopan satyra) Humans may joke about getting the horn, but the male satyr tragopan actually grows a pair. They’re electric blue, inflatable, and form a matching set with the bird’s brightly patterned, retractable, bib-like throat lappet. The male brandishes this wacky trio of now-you-see-them-now-you-don’t ornaments during a spectacular courtship display that is rooted heavily in the principle of ‘shock and awe’.

A rooster?

Two more albatrosses around my neck - FMD, as if I don't have enough problems in my life!!!

Crikey where is everyone??????

As you know dc, I would help you out - were it possible. However, due to the abovementioned "reversals" any sort of requests (from conjugal downward) are .... off the table as it were.

As a kid I used to watch Mr. Ed just to perv on Wilbur's missus. BTW. I'm sure you will all be saddened to hear that I have suffered a number of financial reversals since returning from OS and currently find myself a little short of the aarrh "reddies". So if any rich lawyers or such would care to help out please send your donations to Uncle Bitter C/- "The Manor" Romsey. A case of Pinot from anyone in a position to provide that would also be most welcome. BTW 2. I was watching the lovely Jane Bunns last night and she pointed out that it last snowed in Borewood in 1951! Apparently there is a likelihood of a repeat performance in the coming week. If that is the case dc will need a couple of grey rinsers to keep the blood flowing. I also have unconfirmed reports that Biffen may currently be snowed in at his establishment that is not a million miles from Ballarat! His hydroponic horticultural pursuits are also taking a beating from the cold spell.

Just keep reading my parcels of wit and brilliance Ernie and you'll be right in no time.

Dry waterways where you usually fish dc?

What a fair weather friend you turned out to be picket!!! I agreed to enter into "Bitter Fence" with you but the moment I made a modest request for start up capital you bail out and decide to go it alone! Well [censored] you!!!!

Sorry Biff I think I sent you 3 times cut guava paste - sue Earl Hood _ if he survives. RE Dermie. I've long held the view that Dermie is a complete dick head on all matters but footy. A bit like Warnie on all but cricket. But it is really interesting how his delivery (speech not leggies) has been trained over the years. You'll note he has been taught to pause and enunciate slowly to feign a considered opinion. Of course he can pause as long as he likes - you cannot produce strawberry jam out of pig shite!

The good thing for me OD, is that I can look forward to a game of footy at the moment without being certain of a 100 point flogging. The bad thing is squandering a couple of chances we should have taken. The Essendrug game is still drives me to drink. So, despite the improvement, I'm still disappointed because we should still be in the finals hunt.