Bitter but optimistic

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed! I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!! Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

Could be fun!! I've ordered one and if people ask who I am I'll give a false name and insult them - Can't wait!!!!

You talking sex again picket? Well I agree, Jane has a nice Bunn.

And .. just before I depart - you're a dirty [censored] too picket.

Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita. DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino. Good night!!

I'm just about done in. A few of Biffen's inane drug [censored] comments would just about finish me. Talking to a dead writer does that to you. Actually it's very like having a discussion with Stuie.

And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.

Is that what the bluerinsers use when they're gasping for breath dc?

Is that what the bluerinsers use when they're gasping for breath dc?

No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

Ha ha very funny Ernie - you smart dead bastard!!

Someone invited you to a party?

Now listen to me Ernie! You put the boots into me recently by suggesting I was some sort of pervert so don't go sanctimonious on me for linking you with lawyers. Although in all honesty I suppose it is preferable to be named a pervert than a lawyer. Or even a dead rather than a lawyer. Now as to Redtube. I could proffer an explanation and no doubt Biffen could offer a different bent. So, let us combine bent and lawyer ( hardly necessary I know) and let me suggest you direct this question to Redleg

Yes fair point dc. I'd forgotten your prey would be confined to their Residential Care Facilities on chilly evenings.

Leaving the bluerinsers alone tonight dc?

Was that sanctimonious dead bastard Hemingway ever a lawyer Biff?

Was that sanctimonious dead bastard Hemingway ever a lawyer Biff?

Was that sanctimonious dead bastard Hemingway ever a lawyer Biff?

Have you no shame man?!!

Bloody sneaky lawyer.

Jesus did your missus fess up?

After a sufficient dose of Redtube I'm guessing.

Well I'm always open to suggestions Mable and since my marriage counselling business hasn't really taken off as yet .....

I've had a very busy and trying week Dr and have only now had the opportunity to ponder your eloquent obfuscations. However, let us not confuse eloquence with dissembling ! But .... I suppose past is past and I will not press the matter of you making further emissions admissions about your grubby history. I will be most interested to observe how your already debauched little hamlet will advance ( or not) under your stewardship. No doubt nepotism and corruption will rear their various heads and winners and losers will emerge. And, speaking of nepotism, I also give fair warning that I intend to pursue your local BDSM club for payment of outstanding fees to the national body. This the corporate age and it can no longer hide behind its sloganizing and rhetoric about being a family operated concern.