Bitter but optimistic

They are not desert boots dc. FFS [censored] poor imitations!

No room for the spirit of forgiveness in the new positive OD?

Usually I would totally disregard anything you had to say picket. However, I did catch part of a review of this film while listening to the radio. It seemed to have enough peculiarities to be worth a look. Biffen knows something of pawnshops as he cashed both his mother and poor old grannie's wedding rings at one.

Agreed OD! We are long overdue to inflict some pain on them. Sadly we will have to venture to Darklands to watch it.

A reasonable assumption Mable,however I can assure you Biffen would not do such a thing. I have had the"pleasure" of Biffen's company on a number of occasions . He usually just snots on the floor but if it's more formal he uses his sleeve.

I'm enlisting you as my official advisor on matters football OD. I'm already feeling confident about next week's game!

Yes picket I noticed you getting a jolly good thrashing from a number of posters. I must say I enjoyed it immensely and considered it totally justified. Now as to some sort of panacea for your ills. If you were a fellow of sensibility and style there are any number of fine wines I could recommend. However, associating you with a cultured palate( or cultured anything for that matter) brings to mind the old biblical saying about "casting pearls before swine". Therefore I suggest you go out and buy the cheapest and nastiest "fourpenny dark" you can find and slurp down the contents. You can then beat yourself about the head with the empty bottle until you lapse into unconsciousness. PS. if you need advice on cheap and nasty wines contact Biffen. He drinks nothing else.

I think Emerald has answered that question for you Red!!

Jeez you blokes know buggar all!! Adam and his missus named Evie started it all. They lived in Eden (which is now an over rated town in NSW). Anyway a scientific analysis of the literature carried out by an Irishman named Usher calculated the first bang as it were ( not to be confused with the Big Bang) to have taken place about 4000 years BC . (And likely even before OD) Our lately silent mod aka the good doctor would be able to confirm this.

picket you are an imbecile! Biffen you are a pig! I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth. It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

Good Lord Mable!!!!! That Canabodia must be backwater indeed. Those movies had a great influence on me and Jabba the Hutt was my role model. In latter years though he was supeceded by Pizza the hut

A soulless self you are Biffen.

I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

The older and less technologically adept I become, the more that word "obsolescence" scares the [censored] out of me.

Is that Mrs. pickets view of her yet to experience an orgasm life??

I had my first tranny in the 60's. Black and shiny. Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going. I think it came from Singapore.

As long as they do the job dc they can call themselves what they want.

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

Arrrh picket you drug headed imbecile!! Happily I am able to walk again - with assistance and the skin grafts appear to be taking. I have a private detective tracking you down picket ( I suggested they concentrate on slum areas) and then the I shall send the lads around to stomp the [censored] out of you.

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage. While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise. Just look at Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

Bastards all of you!!

Well good evening all! Must say I should be feeling fine. I am in a comfortable warm bed. Big telly on the wall and some delightful young ladies applying oils etc to my person. OF COURSE I'M NOT WELL.!! Yes picket, your remedy certainly cured the fungal infection! In fact the fungi rats deserted the bitter ship at the first sniff of your panacea. Unfortunately SKIN ( my skin) followed immediately. I am currently enjoying the amenity of a major burns unit. When I can walk again, I shall [censored] you picket.

I think it is time for moderation Biffen. Doctor Hopping Dick is, I believe, an authority on "holding" - I will defer to his decision.

"holding the manhood" has a lot to commend it.