Bitter but optimistic

Good god man!!! Pull yourself together while you still can. Malbecs ! Merlots!!! At least you didn't stoop to Sangiovese! No wonder you got stitched up with guava paste. Stick to a good Aussie Shiraz from S A or central Vic. I'm twice the man for it.

Two bottles of decent Shiraz per day is a far better health option Earl. Also, spend more time with the servants- calories a plenty can be burned off exercising with the maids.

Sorry to disappoint you do but all the banana trees I saw are only growing plastic bags Just head to Borewood pineapple and ingratiate yourself into a morning tea or euchre party. Dc has the bluerinsers primed and ready ( BTW bluerinsers just autocorrected to blue inserts. Freudians feel free to comment) My sauces claimed that you were so unhinged by the upcoming sale of the GAT that you were seeking honest employment Biff! Fellacious of course. Perhaps I could be your muse for future writings Ernest? I see bdsm themed erotic fiction marketed under your name as a potential money maker Earl Hood just a reminder I'm still awaiting information on whether or not you were successful in abusing the 357 visa system to obtain new servants? My maids are refusing to wear the uniforms I supply and was I hoping to find some errr shall we say more compliant employees. Ethan are these "blueys" something in the the line of erotic apparel? Would dc's bluerinsers wear them? BTW all, your Uncle Bitter is back in town.

You been spying on me again fl oger?

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads.

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

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Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings. just about to give the squeeze one.

Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood. FMD!!! But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck. I feel myself that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer. FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

He's been watching Redtube again!!

I've had knowledge of her.

If one is not an afficionado of certain ....err arcane pursuits, then yes, Romsey Manor could amaze the innocent naive.

I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

Agreed!!! And if you do Fl o gger, I'll visit WA and purge myself of shitty Margaret River wine in each of your 8 toilets.!!

Well that certainly wouldn't be an issue for dc Red. The ever present clamour of the oxygen pump cranking away in the background would negate whatever last gaspings of passion caused by dc cranking away in the foreground.

Thanks for the good news.

Mmm .... as one who has been the victim ..err recipient of your tender ministrations Doctor, I just wonder what said "instruments" they may be.

That's nothing compared to what the blue rinsers who chance into in the humble hamlet of Borewood are likely to suffer.

Stuie doing selfies ?

Correct dpos - you are incorrect. I have no doubt the good Earl was there to do some serious plundering of the natives!! What is the reason for a title otherwise?