Bitter but optimistic

I think their makeup is a tad overdone Moonie but love their intent. I use the dog to frighten the local children every Halloween . Wonderful spectator sport after a few reds.

Just a couple of quick matters before good old uncle "retires" for the night. (The squeeze is all a flutter over an assault with a crochet hook at the local tatting club and will need ...errrr ..... relaxing) Anyway to other matters Where is our Lothario? I suspect that dc actually bravely crossed the Westgate after the gf in the hope of taking advantage of excited bluerinsers from Footscray, Yarraville ...etcetc. In fact so successful was this mission that he may sell the million + dollar property in Borewood and buy a block of units in Doggieville. Sons of the West - lock up your mothers. Now as to another one of dland's shady characters. I understand that Biffen was recently given a jolly good thrashing by our good friend and immoderator docter hopping dick and sent off for a months rehabilitation. Jolly good show I say. Biffen's smut and schoolyard humour has sullied this site for far too long. However, on a positive note, I believe Biffen has already shown some remorse and has promised to open and administer ( free of charge) the Stuie appreciation society. Anyway duty calls!!!

Now go and give yourself a jolly good flogging RL. If you are uncertain of the correct implements or technique go to an authority you trust - Redtube.

Stop your pleading special, I have told you previously, you will not get near my cars until you become rich. How particularly vulgar and lawyerish of you Red!! What are you doing back here Frogger? Anyway since you are here, I shall give you the advantage of my expertise with women. Mrs Frog remaining "down South" provides you with the perfect opportunity to organise a second Mrs Frog up north. This is just the beginning Frogger, you can start getting rid of your multiple toilets and have multiple Mrs Frogs instead. Think of the tadpole potential!!! I had underrated you Frogger. The potential of your move north seems both very clever and unlimited. Perhaps a future visit from Uncle Bitter would be appropriate?

Good heavens Earl Hood,surely you must realise that anything to do with picket would be unimaginably crass and vulgar. Stick to the fetishes behaviours that we of the genteel class associate with good taste. You know - hirstute women, suspender belts, autoerotic practices .......... Sadly the P76 is mostly a farm vehicle these days Red although the lads enjoy sitting in it.

It was the bloody peacock picket!! Finally shut the noisy bastard up.

Well Jack as you may have guessed , I was at a prayer group. dc, I am certain would have been indulging in his Saturday night "hobby" of rogering blue rinsers. picke fence would be buried in his ongoing stud fantasies that mostly sexualise early model motor cars I have good information that Moonie is currently in a land far away creating a huge credit card debt The ever feckless and unreliable Biffen was, I more than suspect, indulging in a cocktail of illegal substances Earl Hood was at a currently fashionable hipster hamburger joint delicately sipping on what , to most, would be an unpalatable craft beer. Probably brewed from hoarhound and yams. od was most likely enjoying a free Pinot ( he will deny this and claim supplies are exhausted) As to Ernie well he would be wrestling with the moral dilemma of whether or not to post on this thread bb and RL play their cards close to the chest - their whereabouts remain unknown. Although I have heard that RL has more (less) than healthy interest in Redtube. As more information comes to hand you can be sure I will reveal it

Bwahaha Bwahahaha! Thanks picket that's comedy gold!!! You a "sensation " !!!!! Bwahaha!!!! I haven't laughed so much since the peacock went under the ride on mower.

Well at least you would be ... err ... going down in the line of duty dc. Who knows you might even equal (or better) the formidable record set by Sir Billy!

Well if events become too stressful dc, I'm sure you'll find a bluerinser or two for some diversion therapy.

Jolly decent of you to take one for the team Earl - particularly since have suffered some other financial setbacks of late. However a word of caution. It does not do for we of the well to do class to show signs of generosity. It leads to no good. It can set an unwanted tone and before you know it exploited workers are seeking a pay rise. Next thing those numeric visa types will want to move out of the back shed and demand fresh water. We don't want to sow the seeds of revolution do we? On a personal note, perhaps the good "Lady Hood" would be more amenable to the corvette if she wasn't concerned that you may use it to parade the hirstute Conchita? Oh well toodle pip. I think shall give some of the staff a jolly good flogging.

Dunno Earl. I reckon it could be a good night ....... a few tinnies, some laughs ...... might even have a [censored] or two. Can't imagine why the colloquial term for cigarette was censored!

Yeah, cant help but miss old Jizza. Poor bastard, it can be a harsh world we live in. I hate to get maudlin but having read the Sin and the Rage over breakfast, I can only feel more depressed at the state of the world we live in.

Well Moonie, you should have known that if anyone was to wear pompoms it would be me!

Thank you bb! It is reassuring to know there are still gentlemen in this world who can give a lucid and polite reply to a genuine request. Unlike others.

Good morning genii ! I intend (weather permitting) toddling off to the prelim final next Sunday. Casey v Willy. I believe it is to be played at Northport Oval. Is that the Port Melb footy ground? I don't wish to take the merc so I shall dress up as a peasant and take pubic transport. Could one of you inner urbanites tell me what mode of said transport will get me closest to North Port Oval. ps Don't let Biffen know or he shall want to tag along and ruin a potentially pleasant afternoon.

Of course you wouldn't understand Moonie. A far more simple register is used when addressing (as one must on occasion) knuckle dragging vulgarians such as yourself and Biffen. You will note that Earl Hood, a gentleman of culture and refinement, had no difficulty in understanding my erudite epistle.

As you know Earl, I am not one to spread gossip. However, it has come to my notice (from another of the genteel class) that the travel equivalent of a Ponzi scheme was being administered from the heart of Hipsterland by a fellow with disreputable Caribbean interests. An hirstute former virgin from Spain is apparently making Five star bookings for two across your proposed route while at the same time organising some mud huts with camel dung stoves in the same locales. I'm sure it's only scurrilous chatter Earl but thought I'd mention it.

Interesting that you raise that point Ethan. There was an old football story about that very trick and the nickname of a famous footballer of years past. I wonder how many here remember it.

Strange world we live in. Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you. An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76. ......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

It's something of a Yossarian situation. You couldn't be insane if you wanted to burn down Etihad!

Geez, quiet night here. Big win for Casey and the womens all stars tonight . Things could be worse. Haven't heard any more about Biffen - if he doesn't post for a few days we can assume he was locked up. No loss really.

Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates. My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again) Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" . Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me. Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty. Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!! Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done. Well [censored] him I say!!

I think that says more about you than him Moonie!

Glad I'm not in that boat.