Bitter but optimistic

Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manor to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough. Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

Such good souls are mostly to be found in Romsey.

Ignore the infidels Ethan! I grant you permission to enter Romsey before your return to the Empire's outpost. You can see how people of quality live and ,for a precious moment, feel part of a better world. You will be a better person for the experience.

Pity you didn't drop in picket. Still I suppose being so close to wealth, class and style overawed you. PS. I shall ignore the inane chattering above.

Tautology!

Glad I couldn't.

Well they are certainly more readily available than virgins dc.

Offence taken! Pig Farmer! Pig Farmer! Go and give yourself a merciless flogging you scoundrel!

This is an odd time on Demonland. The possibility of making the finals (remote in my view) seems to be hanging over the site - something like the sword of Damocles. Even I feel afflicted by some sort of malaise that makes me feel as though I am walking through honey.A number of the regular posters on this thread have gone quiet - same malaise I suspect. There appears to both a horror and anticipation of what might happen over the next two weeks. No one really wants to commit because we have been let down so many times. To more trivial matters. Biffen is apparently alive. Surprising but no doubt temporary. And who GAF anyway. Another positive is that "The Lads" are being quite generous in sharing their accommodation with me - although they insist on choosing the tv programs. I'm still a bit short on cash but the wine cellar is well stocked so Ill survive. [censored] me, the quicker we are through the next two weeks the better!

Well Biffen your continued existence is a matter of some mystery ... I doubt it can go on much longer. As to "The lads" . Yes their lifestyle is mostly laudable but to assert (as you boldly do) that their habits are overall, in some way more hygienic than mine is generally unsupportable. I mean to say, it is only on rare occasions of overindulgence , that I "snap one off" in my own stall!

Don't be vulgar dc.

Now to other matters. In The Age this morning both Dimian Hardwicke and Nathan Fuckley were quoted as expecting their teams to make the eight in 2017! Make of that what you will. Serious news. I know I have said it before but I believe Biffen has finally OD'd ( nothing to do with you OD). He currently doesn't owe me money yet I cannot contact him. Further news. It is possible that Uncle Bitter will going to the footy with young children next Saturday . (Take a breath Ernie) Final big news. The squeeze has, for the moment, ( I think) given me the arse. So I shall be bunking with the lads.

No need for personal service Earl unless Conchita ( or a similarly hirstute substitute is involved) just deposit into my account.

Well Earl, drinking Merlot is inviting a fight almost anywhere - certain hipster establishments excepted of course. BTW Earl I hope the Asian contacts I organised for you worked out successfully. Perhaps a bonus is due?

No mean feat at that worthy establishment, let me tell you!!!

Not really. Any bloke without third degree skin cancer on the back of the neck would be under suspicion. Thankfully though I didn't wear the little black number I originally selected from the wardrobe.

Sadly Moonie, the common herd is given to harsh judgements.

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite. Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task. BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board. Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk. Anyway, to the speakers - one was embarrassingly inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out. I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

[censored] me!! Don't bother turning on the cricket - we are getting flogged and will be 2 nil in this series.

There's one of them!! To Marsh.

We need a couple of wickets quickly.

Huh?? What on Earth do you mean Ernie?

That is possible Ethan but 47 showers in a day maybe taking cleanliness to the extreme.

Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts. An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".