Bitter but optimistic

Very ordinary performance so far We'd better turn it around soon or we’re [censored]

Any chance of a score?

We’re looking like midgets in the back line

Is that some of that awful warm pommy cat's [censored] Saty? Gulp a few Shiraz instead

We’ll know a bit more about that later this arvo chook!

It’s a bizarre season and I reckon points on the board early is going to be more important than ever. And ..... as one A Clarkson said , “ Geelong aren’t that good “ !!!!!!

Neil , one should not compare the epitome of artistic performance with the sweaty results of common “exercise” !

Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole! After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise

Does this mean we can no longer call him Corona McKenna? It had such a delightful lilt to it

Any answer is really only guesswork at the moment We need another 4 or 5 games to get a decent picture

At least we didn't mess up the team song

Well Saty, I would think postponing the game is a pretty clear statement.

One of the wittiest posts I have ever read on this site !!!!

This covid virus must be seriously tough [censored]. How any bug could survive with all the drug residues that must be floating around at Windy Hill defies imagination.

Can someone explain to me why [censored] , who apparently have a licence to drive a motor vehicle, cannot park even approximately between parallel white lines but , instead, have to occupy two spaces? It really pisses me off !!!!

Bah !!!! Vulgarians, all of you !!! Does no one appreciate or recognise the sensitivities of a true artist and poet these days?

Have to disagree Jim. I still use and need both Have to say I had some odd looks from others when they see me dutifully marking the goals and behinds

Now this is bs. What is going on here?

Yeah dc bit more than a braise , bit less than a casserole .

It’s a gift dc - a gift!!!

Here's some light amusement lads. Our good friend - inner urban, leftie , greenie tree hugging mate Moonshadow is currently doing a months rehab. Bwahahaha - it's like locking up Bambi ! Bwahahaha - can't drink my shiraz for laughing! Bwahahaha ! I'm so happy !!!!! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

Jesus. It looks like I’ll never get a free drink out of you od !!!!!

If it’s to The Manor od , bring a case of that Pinot you’re always bragging about but never share ! PS. And don’t use the excuse that you’re fighting with your sister and can’t get any PPS And don’t use the excuse that the aphids struck PPPS And don’t use the excuse that lack of sunlight didn’t allow the vines to ripen

Obviously , I expect to receive an invitation to every available game. The rest of you ……………. go and eat cake.